LaPlumeDeMaTaint
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Jun 15, 2017 6:31 PM
LaPlumeDeMaTaint
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Staneye
10/10 would burn the place to the ground to fix that problem.
Assmatic
I own snakes and would of reacted the same way.
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
harrykiri
he drop kicks his friend hahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
Assmatic
Article states it was just a rat snake. Which is not dangerous at all just freaky as fuck.
herostarwind
I like how he tried to elbow drop it. Man of the people right there
TooLongDongWongFong
https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4404450/amp/Snake-flies-door-bites-man-bottom.html
plebix
appropriate response.
Slausher
Ever panicked so much you must drop kicked someone else?
Totsmacgee
smileyalyssa
is he Re-enacting QWOP?
RuKosopaty
me when i feel spider on myself
89PercentSureYoureFibbing
https://imgur.com/PZjZyzF that ad placement..
TrogdorUnicorn
And that right there is why I support Whacking Day
ottotravel
Most snakes that are that aggressive are also REAL deadly, the french asp, the Tommy Gaw (also known as the 3 step snake cuz you dead in 3.)
squirrelkng
Nope nope nope nope...... Hell no.
cereally
Excuse me sir... Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
imaginedear
I like snakes & may have reacted like that to being surprised by one.
ErinFromTheOffice
The guy who got kicked stands up like "wtf? oh, shit, snake, yeah, aight id have done the same, we cool"
freewaydog
RustyNeX
does he bodyslam the snake?
scottyk5980
DTownFunkyStuff
That looks like red rocks
n0n53n53
I think it's a bee
18yearoldBlackDynamite
isnt there another gif showing it from the outside?
norrinraddsboard
Yes, I member
ScrotieMcpostagain
Total loss.
DontTazeMeBrah
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Armistice023
KerimCanZBZ
That's a little less reasonable reaction
TakeMyWorfPlease
My favorite scene!
tehzpoon
"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?" -Peewee Herman
CryptoCrysis
"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones
n0n53n53
NinjaWolf88
AtlasUnbound
Bitch you ain't got no pixels
NinjaWolf88
So quit being a douch and send me some...fuck.
DadApproved
I would have done the same. +1
helpusdrzaius
ah yes, appealing to majority. one of the most common fallacies of our times.
RichardFenn
I'm pretty much doing that just watching this!
cragath
I like to think I'd keep it together. But I wouldn't.
revengeofthegif
10 out of 10 same
furriephillips
I'd have left a trail of shit
Av8rgrl
At first, I thought it was weather seal off the door. Then I saw it slither away. Dude got bit in the hip! Is he okay?
GruulNinja
It caught his shirt
m5vf
this sentence reads very musically
AMartianPotato
Depends entirely on what kind of snake it is. Impossible to tell from this video. Anyone has source?
AMartianPotato
nvm, found it. As @TheYasu said, non-venomous rat snake. He's fine.
ValhallaAwaits
Probably better than the guy he drop kicked as it was a non-venomous snake.
Killertortilla
Overall the chances of that snake being venomous enough for him to die before getting help are extraordinarily low.
TheYasu
Non venomous rat snake, I believe. Not from the terrible level of detail in this, but from the article
caramelballoffur
Well is not as bad, although a snake bite is almost always a sure infection if not treated
TheYasu
I've been bitten loads of times, all non venomous. Soap and water count as treatment? XD No infections.
Zombraina
I think it does lol. I don't think a hospital would do much more than cleansing the wound and applying antibacterial ointment.
Cheomesh
It didn't slither so much as fucking rocket off into the sunset
GraffitiHeysoos
he ded
lilwood5
Reel ded
ZeekandAqua
Rip
Poopsack420
So ded
SkillCheckStudios
Lik da mos ded
Jowrdan
Well that's a poison nope rope so he ded 13/10
ChicaFoxy
Or as my children put it "danger noodles" lol
somenerandom
upvote purely for "nope rope"
CaliCrow
This looks like the snake bit him, not him biting the snake. So I assume you meant venomous? :)
Jowrdan
Well it's early and I'm up late so yes :)
27yoUGLYvirgin
How the hell do you know that?
Jowrdan
I actually don't know that but it's the internet so I do know it. You ugly virgin
DontWannaCloseMyEyesCauseIMissYouBabyAndIDontWannaMissAThang
Ohhh rekt on the internet. I came all the way down here to say that I guess. I built a BBQ this afternoon.
Jowrdan
What kind of BBQ?