FlorasMom
98033
1765
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Edit:holy crap! Most viral! Send puppers!
Jun 17, 2019 9:57 PM
FlorasMom
98033
1765
79
Edit:holy crap! Most viral! Send puppers!
fanprof
APackOfExcitedGingers
It's even better if you pretend OP googled eggs a lot to get of targeted ads for eggs, just to post this. I admire the dedication.
DeviousVirtues
I didnt read the title, so just screenshot this with the full intention of posting it.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Not an accident. They know. Those are special eggs.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
MrLeafNode
I literally screen-shotted because I never read the title first.
cable7193
I just took a screen shot of this because I thought it was my ad. Then I read the title. I am not a smart man.
sunyudai
Lets... lets just focus on Keanu, why don' we...
Lamp
Thought I had o.c for a second.
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
ILaughUntilICry
*quietly from the background*? Flora's mom has got it goin' on ?
FelixTheCAT5e
Wtf I saw that one too
TheWealthyOligarchs
My dumbass thought I was looking at a dump post a screenshot it so I could post about the perfect ad placement....
MidasTheAlchemist
Eggvertisement
legofham
Is anyone going to comment on the cropping? ... No? ... Alright then, let's hope no one else notices
MM3SS
derscur
"again"
ActuallyATrapdoorSpider
Inorite?
Duckduckgrouse
“Reddit focuses on Keanu Reeves”. You can’t escape him on Imgur.
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Who would want to escape from Keanu?
DukeDarkwood
Dog-haters.
OmegaKane689
Thought it was funny. Saw the egg AD and got excited and started to capture a image. Realized it was part of the post. Still excited.
chickenwithspears
I did the exact same..
Walrosity
Dont worry I almost did it too, you're not alone.
Polishrusherican
I did too ?
xemian
Its not your ass is about 36.8C and egg whites need atleast 63C and the yolk 68C
FlowVector
But how hard would you have to slap an egg to cook it fully?
Phoenix0153
This still needs to be tested. For science
Jakiller33
Nah it works though trust me...
jckira
Ever heard of Japanese spring eggs
HughLaurie
I'd bet if the shell wasn't breakable while it was in there, you could increase the temp with enough clenching in a hot enough environment.
Nuclearun
You think you can get your colon 2/3 of the way to boiling water? Good luck to you.
HughLaurie
Not my colon you idiot, the egg, and only if the shell is unbreakable. Take a physics class, or better yet just shut the hell up.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
I can confirm, I've tried three times now.
SaAdVilla
Shreksleftnut
How'd you get the shell out? Or are you still sitting there like one man and a jar?
Nuclearun
Fourth times the charm!
JustinSane6
It’s not my ass? A comma, a period, an exclamation mark... almost anything would have worked here.
Clayman8
Wait so who's ass is it then...?
SaucySausage365
No, you misunderstand. The person's name is "Not Your" and we are referring the their ass.
GravyTrainOnBiscuitWheels
Somebody convert this to freedom units before I put an egg in my wife's butt
Ausmerica
No one convert it for him I want to see how this turns out.
fuckingtnuc
His wife goes by Shelly now
xemian
EDIT: due to acids still contained in the rectum, if you would take your time. You would end up with a hardboiled and peeled egg.
Bloups
Acids reduce the temperature needed to cook things?
xemian
Acids denature proteines. So the acid cooks it. So yes?
RelativeVelocity
I got nothin but time, baby!
Tekni
eggcellent
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
Eggsactly
sinnamanwhereugonnarunto
Eggstreme
troubleguy91
Eggscuse me?
darkyte
eggcelsior
ArtOzz
Yall post this like its a joke but I swear I read something about anal intake of drugs once.
d0o0o0d
There is medicine that is taken as a suppository, why are you surprised that it also works for recreationals?
CochiseVeneficorum
It's called plugging. Any drugs taken that way hit harder and faster than eating them. Not as much as injection, though.
HitlersArtTeacher
Bud that’s not even the worst thing I’ve seen done with butts
RelativeVelocity
I do like butt stuff
ManannanMacLir
Go on
AslanTheGod
You can out a bunch of drugs in your butt, alcohol included... It also makes a good hiding spot, for said drugs.
ArtOzz
Yeah, but what I read was kids at a party taking drugs through their butt...or maybe it was shots of alcohol. Under the tongue works too. I
ArtOzz
take meds that way.
purdhapley
IIRC kids were soaking tampons in vodka and using them as suppositories
d0o0o0d
Must have been really nasty vodka if teenagers weren't willing to drink it.