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teesi
Like Gary Moore,50s,bahama,drunk and having sex with 25 yo girlfriend.
Xsum1X
Monty Python told the story of this joke being rediscovered in, "The Killer Joke" great story.
sparkingfuse
I want to die at the hands of a Jealous husband at the age of 110.
Chiefinspector
I just want to die, vanilla style
TheresAGermanWordForThat
And you know what was THAT funny? A donkey eating a fig.
LabiaCrust
Well there are two different accounts of his death. The other says he drank undiluted wine and died. Who knows which is correct
ThatOtherTransGirl
The world may never know...
Zipp4Real
Are you sure he wasnt killed? That can get really annoying you know...
Warlocktopus
what was the joke?
ColonelCrabs
For some reason I thought the background was Star Wars themed
Rigierish
Haha, best joke ever, even if it isn't XD
InternalErection
I want to die posting a witty comm
makelthappen
What's a witty comm, what a waste of a comment, can't even make a word more better
bowofnorth
unist meme dump.
hip2bsquare
https://imgur.com/rXsaNre
BloodyStoopidJohnson
*while
LordoftheDance
I guess for that to happen one of my jokes would need to be funny.
knobhoblin
The Killing Joke
RipOffTheBandAid
It was probably a fart that killed him
theboned1
I hope it was a fart joke. Those are the best.
ThaFluffy
All of theese jokes usually blow over me
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
When I go to restaurants I try to find someone who is rude to the staff and go and fart at his table while Omw to the bathroom
Imfromvenusapparently
From my 8 year old. Knock knock, who's there? Brrrrrrrrrrr. (Though he actually farted instead of simply making the noise)
ButterfaceTaintClown
The real story is even better. Chryssipus was busy having a chuckle at the sight of a donkey eating some figs when a slave passed by (1
ButterfaceTaintClown
Chryssipus then ordered the slave to give the donkey some neat wine, so that he may have something to wash down the figs. Yep, that's (2
ButterfaceTaintClown
Right. Chryssipus died laughing at his own drunken ass. (3
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a private tutor.
Koreantrogg
Haha pooped a little
theboned1
YES! Dont stop now imgur!
WhatFuckingNameIsntTaken
I don't know, sometimes they pass without being noticed and don't hit you till later.
PatrickTrimble
Heretofukyouover
Fake news
V1K1NGFVNERAL
Life goals.
V1K1NGFVNERAL
Death goals? Lol
V1K1NGFVNERAL
*dies*
QueenCousland
What was the joke?
endlesssaturdays
DOFL!
Juggerbaff
would be fun if it wasn't fake. :(
FailedCrate
You could say it was a dead joke....
Flyndaran
I had an elderly relative that died laughing... at my uncle's bad Spanish pronunciation. I come from a long line of dicks.
ensensu
Sounds like it might be future me.
ArtArchive
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter
drinkup4
Not me, I want to die at 99 having sex with 2 hookers. They will say I came and went at the same time.
RipOffTheBandAid
Good strategy, debts don't pass on death so your exit from this world will be one final index finger. He died owing $200..
CrimeThinker
I'm hoping I leave this world by being abducted by lightning while crossing a rainbow but I'll probably just go down fighting my own demons.
DukeOfBadDecisions
Unfortunately it was after collapsing from a heart attack in an alley frequented by butch gay prostitutes...
somecallmetimmmmkay
They didn't say what "kind" of hookers...live and let live..or die in this case
CaptainMisanthropy
Richard Pryor called, he wants his joke back.
thomar524
Dad get off the computer
vauhtihirmu
I thought you were going to write "he passed away the same way he came into this world".
vettastryker
Well I guess we certainly dont need to worry about *you* dying laughing at one of your own jokes.
EnterTheMongoose
Hollen
That's a very likely scenario for me. Seeing as I'm all funny and shit..............
Hollen
But you guys should be safe. Since, most of the time, I'm the only one getting my humor.....
sf111
For reference: "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
brezhoneg
hahahahahahaha *ded*
Bollramm
ARE YOU INSANE?! THIS JOKE IS TOO DANGEROUS!
CoolGus
Haha classic!
thatclimbingguy
Not german btw. Just gibberish.
SlyMrFox
Monty Python bit
Micafication
Is that supposed to be german? It's not making any sense and I don't get the reference :(
SlyMrFox
Monty Python
SaltyInternetPirate
Google Translate says "Fatal Error". Is that the joke?
Somnipresent
HAH! I fucking love Google's Easter eggs.
vuvuzevka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
Hahaha hahaha hahjsgfjejdjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
trollAESTHETIC
Auf Englisch bitte
sturmhard
it is the deadliest joke of the world from monty python
MaladaptedMedic
It's German gibberish
Pen1five
Yep. As a native German speaker, even I don't understand it
iloverubber
google translate actually translated it as "Fatal Error"