Cute nope

Aug 19, 2018 10:56 PM

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Doggo does not like the smell of Durian

I hereby deny all accusations of being the OP

I want a chinchilla

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That is doggone smelly" - Dog

7 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 3

Another shitty post condemning the durian when most ppl have not even tried it or had the rotten ones

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

had to be one hungry MF to be the first person that ever taste of that

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck Instagram and their shitty 40%-whitespace video captioning

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As bad as that smells, dogs don't pull gestures like that, they back off. That dog looks like it's following commands for comedic effect

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Staged

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Shame" lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That meme border has a border of its own. Like you framed a framed picture.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tastes like heaven, smells like hell.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's what she said!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

PAIGE NO

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Paige yes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet pup

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It smells like rotten onions mixed with a hint of BO. And tastes like onion pudding

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It tastes like onion when green, then become sweeter as it ripens until it is sweet like egg pudding when fully ripe.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My dog would insist that is turned into sludge that she can roll in

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's a trained event, so what should be believe? Dog is good puppers, that's what I believe. Need sauce OP

7 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 9

Definitely trained. Dogs will stick their noses up the rectum of a week dead possum without regret.

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Yeah well that still smells better than a durian

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Werther's Originals + raw onions + an armpit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't think it smells bad... hmm

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hint: You know it's shit when a dog that would eat the entrails of dead animals but won't eat this smelly ass morsel.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So the Durian can sniff out dogs? Impressive.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It smell bad when too ripe and already produce alcohol, if they not too ripe and fresh it still smell good with sweet taste

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They actually make durian fruit candy and Ice cream. Durian tastes great. But it made me gag.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basil, this fruit smells like shit.
It is shit Austin.
Im glad it's not just me then...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More for me then. I love durian. <3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PAIGE NO

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

There she is

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's him guys

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory: Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My butt now looks like a bowl of Hamburger Helper Stroganoff mixed with ketchup and chocolate. Goddamnit......

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 821 Dislikes 2

I actually lol’d

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

“Ewwww dafuq Karen”.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yuuckh

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/0SjuRjkLoD4

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The noise lmao

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next try : icelandic "hakarl" !

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will always be the best one

7 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

It’s clearly a natural reaction.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit, 7 minutes too late to say the same thing.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Dammit, 4 years too late to say the same thing.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are they trying to give him?

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

IIRC it was cotton soaked in nail polish remover

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Acetone, though I personally like the smell, most people find it repulsive.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

After working in a chemistry research lab, acetone smells like home and makes me feel really good inside. I miss it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah Acetone smells like the lab, though I liked the smell before I got into chemistry. I also like the smell of P(OEt)3 so maybe I'm weird.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned from organic chemistry lab that ketones usually smell great

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for your honesty my friend

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for noticing that Sir/Ma'am

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you just assume my gender ? ba ha ha ha ha

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are complicated times my friend

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is Durian?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not much, what's durian with you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a fruit that tastes great but smells awful

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A spiky football fruit that is either a hit or miss if people like it because of the smell and taste.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A tropical fruit. Tastes like egg custard mixed with overripe sweet onions, smells like rotten onion and two week old socks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a cheesy pop band in the 80s.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No you're thinking of Duran Duran. Durian is an adjective meaning "able to withstand wear, pressure, or damage."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No you're thinking of "durable", the currency of the Russian Federation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you're thinking of Rubles. Durian is loose soil or earth

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, you're thinking of "rubble", an unruly crowd or mob.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0