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I want this tattooed on me- YALL MY BESTIE GOT MY HANDWRITING TATTOOED ON HER I AM SO HONORED! She had me write Just Survive Somehow (she’s obsessed with the walking dead) and got it tatted on her thigh
I accidentally bought a shit ton of lingerie for OF after the tip money from my birthday… whoops
Dave is hilarious I will not take this slander against my people
Yeah I’m still unemployed
Y’all I started watching Back To The Future today- I want to see it on Broadway so bad but I’ve never seen a Broadway show- I just adore Casey Likes
My mom dragged me to the vfw meetings with her but I went there voluntarily on karaoke night
Italian intermission because my boyfriend- yeah I guess he is my boyfriend… huh that’s weird saying that- is Italian. Guy number one for those of you following my drama- I told the other guy no cuz I was on my period so thank you Mother Nature for taking care of that… for now
He looks like Shaggy
Ok so I’ve narrowed down the possibilities to raccoon, fox, possum, coyote (baby?), skunk, and badger though I really doubt it’s a badger cuz of the teeth but this is the land of badgers
I had surgery today and my dentist told me to lie low so I went outside and played with my skull- I got most of the leather off and uncovered a nose! I think
Newsies tax
Scruffy, Froggy, and Nessie tax! You guys I started a hashtag! https://imgur.com/gallery/apIBKw9 vote for scruffy and Froggy! And Nessie!
steviedrawsdinos
#34 eldritch
thesunisgettingreallow
It's the wrong shape for a skunk. Opossum front fangs are generally longer and a bit narrower, and badger back teeth flatter like human molars. I am leaning towards raccoon but can't definitively rule out young coyote or fox.
NotTheSameAnymore
#27
SharkDoctor
i just read a story on nosleep about a guy and girl who made a pact to get married if they weren't married by 35 and she did all she could to make sure it happened. it's almost exactly like that prompt. every time you post i feel like i have something pointless that just needs to be said haha
Avocadoboi69
#16 we need to Dank Meme-ify boomer humor memes.
ProfessorMatt
Sincerely, good luck with identifying your tooth potato,
monsil08
NEWSIES
HelpIsOnTheWayDear
#5 that’s f’ing Dustin Hoffman
LizLittle
Huh... So it is. I never would've noticed that.
bills360
One on left looks somewhat like David Spade.
3Davideo
I mean, like, right now? All at the same time?
FetteredJuvenescence
#17 You guys have commas in your accounts?
valrogullr
I've been lurking your drama and am glad it all worked out well :)
buffalowineguy
How you gonna talk about thigh tattoos and not show us the thigh in question? ...for science.
3Davideo
In reference to the traditionalist Italian pasta preparation memes, I actually have started quartering my spaghetti before cooking it.
trigonman3
#16 My gen's humor is the only one that's actually funny tho
matshelge
Same, millennial here
bot1010011010
gen x here confirming that the millennial joke is the only funny one
Spooner1
Newsies is the best musical.
RayneOfSalt
Crash Bandicoot is a Bandicoot. They're from Australia, not Florida, and they're just like that. No bathsalts or meth required.
AnneMakesMistakes
#26 Don't call me out.
AnneMakesMistakes
#2 When I started therapy, I cried all the time. I don't do that as much.
PrincessWendyB
#16 Dave? Dave's not here, man!
scr1bbl3
DravoCarolus
#45 *me* that is one messed up potato. *me two slides later* ohhh that makes more sense
shotty814
Like usersub when you come to post, there's a fox here. With the extra couple angles and the measurement, that's a gray fox. https://mnmammals.d.umn.edu/gray-fox That is super cool #danatello
GeneralAnubis
Also the "leather" is likely the dessicated skin of the creature or some other creature it was trying to eat btw @danat101
somebody0out0there
The muzzle is so much broader than any of the food skull pictures I've googled. But I agree the teeth seem correct for that. (A pic of the teeth from inside the open mouth would help though.) The broadness of the muzzle and sharpness of the teeth does then lean towards young coyote or dog. The teeth are so unworn it suggests a juvenile.
somebody0out0there
*fox
danat101
The lack of a sagittal crest is what’s throwing me off
SnazzyBalls
Did you check the dental formula? It’s hard to tell but it seems to match a badger. Some brief googling suggests that the mandible wouldn’t be fused in a raccoon. I don’t think the dental formula matches a fox.
awaysout
What about a wolverine?
shotty814
I prefer to think she was a dainty eater. Always hard when it's not show-quality with well-defined textbook features. And I've been second-guessing myself since I first saw it. And I defer to your opinion as you're the researcher handling the specimen; I'm just some weird internet yobo. Too small for coyote. Wrong teeth for skunk or badger. Not enough teeth for a possum. Could be a raccoon and my brain is screwing with me to say the wrong thing. But I'm fairly sure this is a fox.
killdread
pretty sure it's from a miniature chupacabra.
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
#46 I have no idea what it is, but it's a cutie pie and that's an excellent ground score! Mazletov!
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
Holy crap @op. How many dumps do you post ?! I feel like I'm beginning to know you personally. Oh. It's a danat dump. The theater kid. Who cried recently when going to a show they were so happy. And whos friends would like a pegging. Apparently.
CatskinnerKeen
Yeah, I'm beginning to feel like I know her like my own kids. Makes me wanna hug her then chuck her butt at a decent school.
DLDragonis
#16
therabidferrett
If someone got your handwriting tattooed on them, you must have gorgeous handwriting
danat101
Ha! No it’s not great- I cringe at my handwriting
HandsomePenguin
There is a certain mood behind you just bare handing that random skull. I am here for it.
dustmywets
I told you, we’re going to post 50 memes and then you can leave
HandsomePenguin
danat101
I found it at my grandmas cousins farm and I was just toting it around for like 20 minutes while I kept searching for more bones- I’m visiting my dad this week and told him about it and he said “you’re not bringing the skull or the lizard” (because I would definitely bring either of those home to freak out my stepmom)
MisterPrimeMinister
I visited a relative in Texas and she offered me a deer skull she found. I told her that I didn't have any motifs to go with a skull.
LateNightBunnyParty
I am so icked out by that. I have a hyper sensitive nose, and I can just imagine the smell lingering on their hand all day.
SpammyV
#24 HOW CAN YOU JUST SIT THERE AND WEAR PIZZA
MotorBoatMyButtCheeks
LateNightBunnyParty
#30 He also lived through/wrote about the 1347 Plague. The backdrop of The Decameron is thought to be a largely accurate historical fiction telling of events and circumstances at the time.
EyestalkDeepInADalek
#18 How in the flying fig many hamburgers do they think I eat per day?
HandsomePenguin
The math comes out to about 112 calories a week. And Google says a slice of cheese is about 113 calories. So like one burger a week.
stonetemplefox05
Oh dear, I can save a lot more calories than that then.
NaughtButOne
And even then, that's less than 2 pounds. Across an entire year. You can save 2 pounds of weight per year by giving up something that makes you happy. I'll leave it to the reader to decide if the trade is worthwhile.
DahPrincess
Just allow us a lifestyle that affords time for moderate physical activity and rest
HandsomePenguin
Yeah, articles like that always use big sounding numbers to draw in views.
TerraAlexstrasza
What is your OF name? Asking for a friend.
danat101
danaellen
TerraAlexstrasza
*high-pitched gay noises intensify* my friend says, "Thank you <3"
CatskinnerKeen
OF = Only Friends. Ok, thank you, I had been confused.