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It's coming to get me
The horror
You shouldn't have named your store "Pen Island"
CassiusPolybius
Majin kitty!
WhiskeyNeat
The Icelandic penis museum is great! One of my favorite parts of the trip!
madethistocommenttomakesure
#21 i actually have the situation rn that i have the lid but cant find the box.
freshouttabatteries
Not only does Becks' friend ditch her to get felt up in the back seat of some boys car, she asks her for an alibi too. Cheek.
Pablomar24
I don't have a chair in my bedroom, so the semi-clean clothes go to Floor Pile Alpha.
WetTacoStand
Is that exam question meme a photo of old Dwyane Wade?
Hutchy01
#49 "So the guy in the parking lot wasn't showing me an exhibit?"
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
SantaDiedForYourSins
Ghostwish
Step 1: Have $6,000.
fnordy
#3 I wish these specialty coffees were more affordable. I would love to try more of them.
jalalabi
Hey Cold Brew! This is better than a Russian trolling our elections!
Danimalistic
80 unread messages... Why?
catpumpkins
You get +elebenty millions for the beautiful cat tax ❤️❤️
ItsJustACoincidence
Scurix
People who steal coworkers food are scum. Seriously how low can you go?
ElbowdeepinElmo
#8 was probably a cleaning lady with exactly 14.53 seconds to clean the entire floor of an office, hence no time to move shit.
cassaroll
I’ve seen a lot of floors in the nursing station get mopped like that when someone’s working at the desk in hospitals
mwoodman
I'm not a cleaning lady, but that looks like floor wax, which is more involved than just cleaning. So she probably had at least 30 seconds.
Omegatherion
Oftentimes cleaning personell is not allowed to touch or move ANYTHING. So they have to clean around stuff like that.
TheAdventuresofStealy
It's also possible someone was sitting in the chair at the time
papablessup
#29 I’m worried more about the fact that he only had a potato in that paper bag.
kristofferactive
First one looks like Ethan from h3h3
SSSSulli
#9 is in Indian Hills Colorado. I used to drive past that sign all the time. They have had some good ones up there!
madmanmoe64
#3 why would you buy cold brew coffee? You can make it at home with no effort.
BigBlueWonder
Probably the same people who buy small bottles with water.
biggestblackestjesus
How come that dick head in the elevators bag is empty
CenturyScientist
I think its a paper-wrapped package, and just looks like an empty bag due to the angle and creases.
HighlyRatedBarcodeExterminator
about the murder lid... they'd find 40 lids just not the right one.
mistressoftheuniverse
#11 Do they get more stars the longer they have been open? I don't understand the one star thing-other than the obvious of course.
ProJunior
my assumption is that someone painted one star and took a break before painting the others and someone else took this picture at that time
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
suck a dick Andi.
freshouttabatteries
Yes. I feel like Andi is one of those people who says 'just google it' when you ask them something
kridane
People who take abnormal psych classes will probably end up sucking dick even if they graduate
grebmoolb
What question has been answered by the picture of a dog wearing pants?
whovianmom
Yours is the real question.
Kalmanitan
grebmoolb
Thank you!!
catydezzira
That is the most beautiful cat tax I ever saw. Worth it
entropyk
Yes, and #6 is an uncannily beautiful dog! Would be an incredible pair to share a home!
ArvisJaggamar
Seriously. The dump wasn't even good, but the cat was superlative.
SaltySamus
Bengals are so dang pretty.
waifee
Omg shes just so pretty.
saintsolaris
is that the same cat that was watching a show with a wine glass and a hat on?
dicaprioonacid
I think you mean angelbengal on IG, cause Angel allways looks kinda high on aderall but in cute, this bengal has a normal look
blairmichod
What does being on Speed look like?
dicaprioonacid
(O)(O) Wide eyes
GandalfTheJosh
#30 Get sweaty while waiting, get clean clothes from the washer, put sweaty clothes into the washer, sweat into the clean clothes, repeat.
RobBobertyYT
Wahoo412
dont'get the "becks" one. she took the pics, right?
IrishNexus
Mom wanted proof the friend was with becks instead of being out somewhere else
vulturelad
Becks is ride or die.
Yekel
Understood that. Still don't get it..
Begotten
Be honest, were you in special classes as a kid
ranivotz
Becks took the pictures herself, of herself, and sent them to her friend who then sent them to her mom to "prove" she was with Becks.
GoodbyeCassini
Also, she then bragged about it on social media, defeating the entire point and possibly landing her friend in hot water.
BananaSizeChart
ImSimplyAChairLeg
Was gonna ask the same.. Yes, yes it is.
QSteele
No. That's me running toward Self Destructive Behavior.
typeets
Gzorax
No this is patrick
greghaki
Yes!
DonDuRango
Sonny5ideup it's an Instagram account
CommunCreator
I think it’s a Super 8 off in the distance.
ilikepupper
No it's the Empire State Building
BrokenTimeMachine
True!
TurdMaker
I was wondering the eggzact same thing!
mandadadada
Pls, it's a sunny side, not a fried egg, you uncultured swine
Nerdygasm
foxesonboxes
That's some meme account 's watermark
insilico
Oh. I thought it was because he was running towards destruction instead of the sunny side...
togidanza
Sonny5ideup on Insta. Great stuff
missespoopybutthole
leg so hot. hot hot leg. leg so hot u fry an egg.
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
Vintage meme right here
FickNico
Does someone have the pic?
Squanch
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Norge
an eg*
TrappedShadows
*an eg*
TrappedShadows
fluhatinrapper
Wtf
Fluffycorn
Its art !! Modern Art !! EVERYTHING IS ART !!
Garbinator
fluhatinrapper
T. hanks