Lomish
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Nov 21, 2022 12:40 AM
Lomish
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youreathing
I fucking hate the housing market and what it's become. Homes are the equivalent of pork belly futures or stonks.
Beatsack
oh no...
mopar426fan
good luck, just recently bought an old school house on 9 acres, but before had put in 7 or 8 offers on others i liked, out bid by cash
GuestChrist
We need an update!
shammael
Last time I put an offer for a house it took two weeks of bidding until I was overbid. Three other bidders continued.
guardianofhonor
3 hours are up! Good news?
jansenart
@OP Oh, don't worry, a corporation is going to outbid you.
pierceeze
Put in an offer 25k over and got a response within hours that I didn’t get it. GL
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
You think that's a long time, wait till you hear how long it takes banks to approve mortgages.
PrincessPuffyPants
Having just sold a house, the sellers are a nervous wreck right now too.
missjmjmjm
Soooooooooooooooooo…………?
m0unstr0
it'll be three months of paperwork hell, get a years worth of pay stubs ready, and if you ever had a nickname, get ready to explain them all
tlisx
Just bought our house two days ago!! It's a hassle to get to this point, but I wish you the best of luck!
WizzoTheWizzard
Aaaand outbid, with cash, they waived the home inspection as well
polopolomarkopolopolo
Congrats!
randomguy365
2 hours 25 minutes to go
Glitch3d
Did you get it? @Lomish
kriswinters
Go sit on the pot. I'm sure they'll call while you're on there.
Hammertulski
Hat trick for summoning callbacks - as soon as dinner is almost ready, start your favorite show and have a sit on the can. Works every time.
Duskz
Yup prepare to go through 10+ offers
PenguinNamedWobbles
How much? Did you offer the asking price?
Vidikron
Good luck to ya. I'm on the other end of it. Made my final house payment last week. Feels good man.
ronin1869
This is the dream, paying off the mortgage.
breothskin
News?
Lomish
bad news
breothskin
Sorry to hear that. It took me 8 months starting in 2021 and into early 2022 to get it done. It’s an awful process.
mondomar
Try not to get too hyped. Unless you are a millionaire the chances are much harder for us common folk.
JellyGlonut
My dad tried to buy a foreclosed house with no carpet. The inspector said it was unlivable due to that. They wanted my dad to install 1/2
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
That inspector definitely wasn't licensed.
JellyGlonut
2/2 carpet in the house in order to approve it. He said I’m not putting carpet in a house I haven’t bought yet. Took 4 months for workaround
SeasonedCitizen
12 people put in offers on my place, took 3 days to weed out the the realistic offers
Lomish
we're the only ones!
SquirrelLaunchr
We had the same thing happen. Good luck!!!
thatoneguyfrommn
Their dinner can wait! Get to work, fools! /s
Fruc
Ok! Show us the house!
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Come to CO. Here you can find out in less than 30 seconds that you were outbid 50% by a immigrant from California who is paying cash.
feryooday
Same in Montana right now
unluckyandbored
Or by a hedge fund who's going to rent the property at 2x the cost of the mortgage.
BentwanJameson
Took me 2 years putting in offers to finally buy a place in Boulder County. I'd get outbid before noon of houses being listed.
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Well, on the plus side you can garden while nude
memepawn
Well???? @OP
Lomish
No dice, the search continues.
memepawn
Sorry to hear it. I wish you better luck on your next find! It will happen!