It's butthole clenching time!!

Jan 15, 2017 1:04 AM

KungFuAstronaut

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Narrowly missed by car

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*everyone lived

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*Doggo tax

#2 is the kind of person that needs to adhere to patriarchy and become a stay at home spouse to survive life

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that was a ride

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

great post and a very cute doggo!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took me a couple watches to realize that there's actually a roadworker in #3 .... Holy shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many potential Darwin awards!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needed the DG Doggo at the end to lower the heart rate ya know!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calculated

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for the cure doggo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nr. 9 and 12 like nothing happened.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6... do you want to get decapitated? because this is exactly how you get decapitated!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The doggo made me feel better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumbass, dumbass, lucky dumbass, dumbass

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kinda doggo is that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half lab half yorkie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me this whole time

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 & #8 are examples of top level naïveté. They should've been hurt and would have deserved it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Accurate title is accurate.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks for making me clinch my butthole while pooping. Im gonna be here for another hour now at least

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 the truck driver gets out to see if the guy is okay

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sphincter tightened. +1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That skydiving airplane crash one is unreal.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's crazy to watch, when I first came across it a couple years ago, I thought it looked so much like a movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone survived by the way.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know. Soooo crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 did she even notice how close she came to get hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

"My flailing arms and direction into the danger will keep me safe". Its not like she even tries to run fast just a bit of "Stupid bitch jog"

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

A remarkable recognisable gait

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't look like she even turned her head.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I'm one with the Force. The Force is with me.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Does anyone have the story on #7?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Plane go boom jumper go whee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY Not only did everyone live, one pilot actually landed in his plane.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sky divers, hit another plane and broke off a wing. The jumpers and pilots all landed safely.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No. 9 has no reaction at all.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#9 (For the ones too lazy to go back.)

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I didn't even realise that linking was a thing, thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#9 Hey camera guy, I know this was a live shoot and all but how bout some fuckin warning!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Might be just a tripod.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Give that reporter a raise.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reporter doesn't skip a beat. Hardcore

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

He doesn't even blink!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the cameraman absolutely must not pan out lest he reveal the brown pants

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw at least 2 extremely stupid decisions.

9 years ago | Likes 295 Dislikes 0

Most where extremely stupid, but many got lucky.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah just a few more than 2...

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Only one who wasn't a total idiot was that dog and maybe that reporter.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I mean, it looked like the guy on the bike at the end just lost control, so not really a decision.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

yes, but why did he lose control...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like he was planning to run through the intersection but realized he'd be cutting the corner into an oncoming van and bailed instead.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The stupid bitch in #2 is actually making me angry. Safe cross code, motherfucker, do you know it?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I've seen the video its from, the driver is honking the whole time but the girl just keeps doing her princess arm running in front

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Source? I'm pretty titled from that one and I need to see it all

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tilted*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure of the original source, but its on here: https://youtu.be/2AHcGtWFvGk?t=46

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dumbest one by far

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Looks like he broke a hand in the end.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Especially with all the people watching. Do you all hate him? Are you all as dumb or even dumber than him? What...the....fuck!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Ikr..could've just gone down the walk a bit more and been well clear of that platform below.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Exactly! Frickin idiot!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Idk, #2 literally ran in front of a truck.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Life a deer lol....

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Didn't even fucking look

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You see, if you don't see the truck it can't hurt you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You see, if you don't see the truck it can't hurt you!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seen one like this where the guy literally split his face in have, his whole skull was open.. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Half*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Video then skipped to him in the hospital where he is conscious and the doctor has his hands on either side of he face and holding it 2gtr.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His face*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can still hear that lady's scream and the sound his face makes when it connects with the concrete. Then the water turns red

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw that. It was somewhere in the middle East I think.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg I remember that one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Believe it or not, that old video single handedly changed my perspective on life and doing crazy dangerous shit for fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Believe it or not, that old video single handedly changed my perspective on life and doing crazy dangerous shit for fun.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Poor kids who saw that irl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0