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http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/05/us/las-vegas-stand-up-trnd/index.html
ErinFromTheOffice
Whenever I see trump smile, this is all I can think of.
ErinFromTheOffice
Did he threw the guy some paper towels after the photo-op?
ianRez
I would have pretended to be asleep.
clearwall
I'd definitely stand at attention for Melania too, if ya know what i mean
stillafckingfreak
https://media.collegetimes.com/uploads/2014/04/gravity-to-girls.jpg
autismboii
I respect that guy
rureadyboots
I would have grabbed Melania by the pussy.
kh35
A true American
TestTubes
Shame on you nurses. The bed alarm wasn't on.
CountBackwardsFrom10
Why is he wearing pants?
helium5
Cause he's the president.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
This is why I like Trump.
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
You like him because he can occasionally act like a human being? Pretty low standards.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
He may be pretty dumb at times but I believe he has good intentions
Shaows
#5 - Trump is physically trying to make his arm stretch longer so he doesn't have to be so close to the commoner.
Rotholia
JustABonelessAlien
Shaows