Infinite loop

Apr 3, 2022 10:09 AM

Zanshi96

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Programming humour

Ha !

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See: loop, infinite.

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God I’ve been stuck in this loop for almost 72 hours. I’m on the toilet, and I can’t feel my legs anymore!

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An old programming manual I had also did this one…. Recursive: See recursive.

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still better than the 5e core rulebook indexes

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How about a finite loop?

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Good one.

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Now look up 'recursion'

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Should end at stack overflow (the error not the website)

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Would have been better is it said "see loop" then when you went to loop it said "see infinite loop"

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Was going to post, I've actually seen it that way before in an old programming book. Turbo C++ maybe? I don't remember, it's been years.

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The red circle is also an infinite loop

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⭕ ∞

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Isn’t that the LaTeX book by Leslie Lamport?

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Looks like it

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Rectangular blob of...

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Recursion : See Recursion.

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This gives happy flashbacks to trying to parse "House of Leaves" and all of its recursive footnotes :)

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Someone's into latex I see.

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fits well with \sadomasochism

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did you say infinite lööps?

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"ink, rectangular blob of"

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Recursion is when something happens recursively

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Also works in Dutch, thanks!

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Recursion- see 'infinite loop'

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Infinite loop- see 'recursion'

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The recursion of 2 mirrors being parallel would create a sequence of slightly smaller identical images. Infinite loop is the same each time.

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Each time you click the link, you are progressing into a new context that is a step further from the original search.

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Technically, the loop of two parallel mirrors isn't *quite* infinite, as a small amount of light is absorbed by the glass on each pass. >

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> This is why the reflections get a slight bluish tint as they go deeper.

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Well SOMEONE read Gödel, Escher, Bach

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Oh yeah, my dad had that book, I randomly thumbed through it. Better than those boring-ass theology books.

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The computer science definition is more germane (image above isn't mine): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursion#In_computer_science

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Repeats in smaller and smaller versions of the input until it reaches the base case. Seems the same as the mirror analogy to me.

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"Repeats in smaller and smaller versions of the input until it reaches the base case." <--- Not necessarily; that's one possibility. 1/x

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Recursion can be used to calculate a sequence of numbers (e.g. Fibonacci), and you can easily write infinite loops recursively. 2/2

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Also, in the spirit of pedantry, your assertion that "Infinite loop is the same each time." isn't correct, since it's possible to... 1/x

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write an infinite loop such that not only are variables altered within the loop, but that a different path can be taken during... 2/x

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