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KinetoPlay
#10 If my beard weren't older than I am I would consider doing this, but I just couldn't do that to him.
JPRiddles
#17 if I'm asking someone to HONESTLY rate me, its gonna be someone I don't want to sleep with. Why would I take that chance?
posternutbaggins
I live in Brooklyn and can confirm Frost Italian restaurant is indeed fire. Decor is nothing great, but if you’re in the area you eat here.
thespyisdead
#1 "mother, why have you forsaken me"
superpaul79
#10 No. It is NOT.
yeaaadude
Dog looking sus
EchoOfSnac
#28 ◔‿◔ → ◉‿◉ → ◉︵◉ → ತ_ತ
Seminole4ever
Hey, we got catfished!
itsdotcom
#17 anything less than a double-scoop ice cream cone
phunyguy
Why is there a hot dog on the side of that pitcher in #48
fizzbitch
I thought the exact same thing!
Gryffen89
#10 speaking as a men, why are men?
LateNightBunnyParty
#34 There's a brand of frozen bite-sized seasoned potato wedges called Tater Babies. We sing the name like Luanne's "Manger Babies."
onemoreisneverenough
I love that so much
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
#7 She's not wrong
jerzdood
Mom of face tattoo guy on 2nd glance sees her son shacking up with a trashy woman who keeps them both on heroin or meth. Her grandkids ...
jerzdood
(cont) end up in juvenile detention but she doesn't find out for 6 mo cuz social services put them in foster care years ago.
Peachcappuccino
The little kid sitting outside omg. So so nice ;__;
wanderingthrulife
#30 if you're feeling full, at least you're feeling something
Ruik
JPRiddles
#25 a plug is a drug dealer for anyone confused. So says urban dictionary
ScarletRune
... But in the end, it doesn't really matter.
beepboprobotsnot
One thing, I don’t know why. Doesn’t even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind. I designed this rhyme to remind myself...
xdeepsearch
#11 I think all of Dr. teeth and the electric mayhem have eyelids
GooniesNeverSayDieDieDieMyDarling
Janis is all eyelids
hannaj0bananaj0
#9 good kid ?
Dreadric
#5 the food is to die for
EccentricNimoy
Meh, our funeral home has those weird curved roof tops and spires, making it look like a haunted house! Now make THAT a restaurant lol
EchoOfSnac
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
NateKindaGreat
Crematorium ovens make great pizza. (Maybe?)
agermanguy
#10 men get called out . Girls -> #14
foreverambridge
Want some help carrying that massive false equivalency? You could hurt yourself.
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
Doing something on purpose vs messing up?!
4ismymaximum
You know its a good batch when the top 5 comments are all about different ones. ?
DustyMcKnuckles
#2 Curly looking hella sus
ThanosTheGreat
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#4 hate it when onions go bad
WoopDeFrickenDoo
what did they mean by that I wonder
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
They meant "caramelized"
MoreMemesLessPolitics
#47 isn't anyone going to talk about the fact they are eating a popsicle in the bathtub?
Earlkay
I do it regularly
FarkasMacTavish
Do you not?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
What's wrong with that?
NotYourLady
#34 um... No we don't.
Wormfood07
Exactly, from TN and I have NEVER heard that.
backlash52
Came down here for this comment.
tcpolecat7
Yeah, I was wondering where TF in the state they say that.... So I can avoid it.
distractionjackson
I’m a Tennessean and I’ve never heard of “tater babies”. I was wondering if I had somehow missed something in the 45 years I’ve lived here.
4noku
I think it might be a joke.
TrustMeImADog
OK, but you do say "Imma helicopter deez frogs" when you mean you're going to take out the trash, right?
RobOttman
Well I do now!
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I’m from N. GA and I, too, thought that was bullshit. It’s a cute name though.
ThrusterJaguar
Thank you....I've never heard that in my life. Which has been spent entirely here in Tennessee lol
HorriblyPositive
HighLordRegentofChaos
There's no state income tax.
HighLordRegentofChaos
Additionally you get no say in where your parents birth and raise you
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
Hello Fellow Tennessean.
jaredjams
Dozens of us!
Primotimewaster
My work's temp readers only go as high as 97.7, no matter if you have a fever higher. People have walked in with 102°F fevers w/out problems
dragonqueen248
I'd bring my own XD
GoliathSkittles
Do you work at Chernobyl?
JPRiddles
97.7? Not great, not terrible
rectified
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Do y’all have those stand scanners with the face recognition? Because I feel like mine is 97.7 every day too.
BoopedYourSnoot
We had them in my building for about a month and it always seemed to read extra low. Might be why they didn't keep using them.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I’m not sure because my temperature usually does run a little low. But it’s never any different on the scanner. I don’t believe that I >
ILovedUnicornsFirst
>regulate my temperature so well that it’s never any different than 97.7.
Primotimewaster
Yes! The temps are ALWAYS between 97.3 to 97.7.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
That’s wild. I just thought it was the one I used that did that. But you’re right, it’s always the same.
rosshell2718
#10 no the fuck it isn’t
Hashbrown123
I'd rather go with the question mark like Luis Guzmán had in Anger Management.
Aar0ns
This is about to be my new covid-beard
TheyDoneKilledOlRando
?A monkey on your face is the latest trend?
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
Looks like a turd on their face
MaximumRadius
https://www.sadanduseless.com/monkey-tail-beard/#">361">https://www.sadanduseless.com/monkey-tail-beard/#more-100361 also https://www.sadanduseless.com/mr-incredibeard-gallery/
tepidreindeer
Star burns
lolspeak
As a man with a beard....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGGGGHHHHHHHHH NO!!! DEAR GOD NO!
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I can see it being done as a joke or during a shave, but not seriously.
CashWiley
I mean...I was about to shave off my beard...this would be an epic troll at the office...
fpsnoob
Assuming men did that is like thinking that fashion shows represent what women always wear.
seckzie
Well speak for yourself all women in my town is wrapped in colorful plastic garbage salvaged from the ocean with huge hats with feathers.
Rexsplode
I think men have to be the ones doing it, if it's being done at all, because it's very hard for women to get the beard long enough.
yeehawbuckaroo
Did they lose a bet?
WizardHarryDresden
Dear men? Oh fuck off, just because two idiots did something doesnt mean we all jumped off the bridge
PrincePiggo
After the craze for those stupid little man buns nothing would surprise me.
Evi1Gav
There's a bridge you say?
selexor
To be fair the article does claim it's a trend among men, and she's asking THOSE men to stop. And frankly I agree with her.
mecalise
Nope
BayboyDJ
Guy on the left is a pitcher for the A’s, has alopecia of his beard with bald spots, so he shaved it like this to mess with opposing batters
Thinkles
Shoot, I think it’s hilarious and would 100% do it to mess with people. Not like I need to impress my wife or anything.
IAmTheBadW01f
Exactly. If I didn't have to be shaved for work I would 100% do this while my wife was out to make her roll her eyes
AllysiaAiua
Wow, subtle brag
Thinkles
Brag about having a supportive wife that doesn’t need to try and impress her?
AllysiaAiua
No, just the being married part. It was obviously a smartass comment.