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Oct 25, 2016 2:28 AM
everyusernameipickedwastaken
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thebiggestblackestdick
I wanna lick it.
DrJigglePhysics
Guess it was from when Sauron died.
Kumquatz
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
InfraSound
blame the kiwi's.
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
babypotato
have you heard about the x files?
sacktapp
Taupo?
YNotZoidberg1077
Yep.
Thatoneguyfromthedistance
I'll just knock off a chunk here... Oh! Look there it landed in my glass of Jack, at this point might as well add some coke.
CharlieWoolf
Adding coke is for pussies. Be a man
ThrobbinHoodz
Are we all forgetting that Xfiles episode?
fmbidald
...I hope at least one of the scientific tests involved licking it.
Totororo
Did they figure that out from ice rings? How would you even date ice?
Theswerd
I dunno... have you tried asking it out?
KingOfAnimeSalt
Proof that the fire nation attacked
chrishallett83
That core sample is approximately 1 metre or 3.3 feet long. Which means that ash layer is around one centimetre or 3/8ths of an inch thick.
RagePhish
Figured it was your moms dildo
robsc16
nICE
Filolial
That was ice cold dude.
ackbob
I was inside of Oregon State University's core sample fridge last week! c:
hashbot
This lab is near my house in Denver, it was on the news the other day!
Matt32x
I thought it was a gif and was waiting for an explosion..
KullsKingdom
Big badda boom
LordStarkillerHimself
Which end is the top end?
KeyserHD
Left is top. The measuring device shows they went 100 whatever depth and you can see the numbers decrease the further left you go.
iambanned
Thank you for asking, I am curious as well
NZWhovian
I always upvote New Zealand and that later of ash came from a super volcano eruption here that created our largest lake.
SomeFurryTrash
Which lake is that? Taupo?
NZWhovian
Yup - it's classed as the last super volcanic eruption on earth
IDontKnowWhatToUseAsAUsername
I wanna lick it....
Urgalicity
This is why I don't do beans on taco Tuesday.
Akatosh118
Old as ice
bpsr2000
Your mom's blah blah blah has arrived
everyusernameipickedwastaken
Hahahahhahahhaha
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/2lKHJ02
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Where is the industrial revolution ring?
PhailRaptor
That's not how it works
ijustimguredtosay
Best thing is, that same volcano /supercaldera could pop again at anytime
PhailRaptor
Can it be tomorrow? Please? *sobbing*
QueenCousland
2016 isn't done with us yet. Wait until New Year's.
zeusdemigod131
Is there any feasibly possible way we could nullify Yellowstone or the others?
ijustimguredtosay
Yes. establish a robust space program that leads to orbital colonies and mars + moon settlements. nullifying them from making us extinct.
ijustimguredtosay
as far as actually nullifying them though.. no. it's probably easier to stop a Cat. 5 tropical hurricane/cyclone.
letsgoboarding
No! The world is only like 7000 years old. Heathen
seedye
Were you there?,?,!.
OhDeerLorde
You do realize it's only 2016 right?
kuljeskelen
Happy 2016th birthday America!
everyusernameipickedwastaken
Hahahahha
spacerocks
Incorrect. Johannes Kepler demonstrated that Earth formed on the 27th of April, 3,977 BCE.
Rasdwatrium
B-but the earth is only 6000 years old! Must be the devil's work/god's test! LA LA LA.
VladTheInhaler1
Why are you bringing religion into a chunk of ice?
Rasdwatrium
Because this chunk of ice is scientific proof that the earth is older than 6000 years. That is if you acknowledge reasonable measure methods
everyusernameipickedwastaken
I am naive. I didn't expect rule 34. I should have but I didn't. Well done, all. Well done.
Kycomputer
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
theMightyPlatypus
Paige no
ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleThoseWhoNeedClosure
You know who else didn't expect rule 34?
everyusernameipickedwastaken
Who?
drenix
My mom!
TakWriterOfWorlds
NipplesInAJar
I DID THE THING. I EXPECTED IT!
ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleThoseWhoNeedClosure
I just figured if you didn't expect rule 34 you most certainly wouldn't expect Godwin's law...
everyusernameipickedwastaken
Well played. Let's see if an election year help it along.
boevis
GadenKerensky
Rule 34? What? What's that got to do with Antarctic Ice Cores?
LyricChae
Same. I'm confused as well.
GadenKerensky
I checked the comments, nothing asides from the usual dildo jokes.
Palfrost
So absolutely not r34 then lel.
GadenKerensky
Dildo jokes aren't Rule 34.
LyricChae
Same again. I'm so confused.
RadiantCore
Something something "OP's mom"
GadenKerensky
Agreed.