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Mar 6, 2015 2:37 AM
GalaxyHigh
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motzgogh
I can't believe no one made a comment about the Twitter name Chongalongadong.
Accidentalanal
I didn't think this many people were into butt stuff
Bludclotjungletechno
"sprayed his colon on me", thats some sexy scat right there.
rwidebrant
:
Johrl
"Do a colonoscopy, it will last longer"
DoYouEvenFellowship
Do he got the colon? He do.
fuzystar
this made me cringe
Tuen
Colon is so romantic~
Thankyoujameson
My colon is made with real bits of black panther... so you know it's good.
T1AA
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
TheCooties
When I was a kid I went into KFC and asked for a colon burger - damn colonel was hard to pronounce
Virgadays
Is that how you got assburgers?
DactorDanDrangle
Ha, these are great
backstrokeroulette
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
mitzygoesmeow
Mmmm I just loove the smell of colon in the morning.
ashestooashes
Cologne
l1ttle
you called?
reallysmoothcriminal
KÖLLE ALAAF U
timekiller74
Those dumb bitches will breed first and too much
VeryCrunchyTaco
http://pds17.egloos.com/pds/200911/29/91/b0034191_4b126c3becb27.jpg
bpbpbpbp
Harsh; appropriate.
cellarlabyrinth
i had my colon removed due to severe Crohn's Disease & now have a reconstructed one. I love my new colon <3
saltypond
jpouch?
cellarlabyrinth
yep!
lpooptoomuch
I don't have a colon.
cellarlabyrinth
me either
betwice
I feel like these instances justify my need for correct spelling on everything.
absolutepancake
Unless some of them really meant colon....*shudders*
EnterDMZ
#8 definitely meant colon.
DPHENS
ghostwitch
Oh, the education system at its finest.
Verelse
I had a spraying colon once... bad times, my friend, but apparently welcomed in some circles.
stilloldbull
Maybe they should stop being so fancy and just say aftershit...?
BriefEdition
_bebe96 as no idea how quotation marks work
AstronomyDropOut
Fucking lol
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AstronomyDropOut
I'm more amazed that they both understand "colon" to mean "cologne"
eloquince
laughed so hard
AdAstra16b
Who DOESN'T like eau d'Assjuice?
Mike27772
I thought this was a wierd trend. But then I noticed nobody knows how to spell.
wakearray
I was literally laughing so hard from this post and comments I couldn't click the upvote icon for a couple minutes. Thank you.
YOTASOTA
I No longer have colon, way to rub it in my face OP. Ah I'm just kidding my colon was a dick. Wait.... that's not what I meant.
tarataqa
You can have mine. Hell, have a dozen ::::::::::::
FenellaKettleWitch
Me neither! It was too diseased to live. RIP large intestine
saltypond
samesies!
TheTravelingItch
bEardedbEluga
Dickbutt
YOTASOTA
Te he
maytheforcebealwaysinyourfavor
My older sister has an Ostomy as well. Crohn's Disease.
YOTASOTA
I have a j pouch, had an ostomy for two months, like to have killed myself if I had it any longer, you guys with ostomies are made of some-
YOTASOTA
Pretty stern stuff. I could barely stand it after a few weeks. But yes the fart sounds did make me giggle at times.
GalaxyHigh
hey, i feel that. my little sister suffers from chronic ulcerative colitis. it's actually what prompted this post. best wishes xo
YOTASOTA
Tell her to keep on trucking, I'm not sure what her symptoms are like and there severity but don't let it stop her from doing anything.
ContentToRoam
I've just been diagnosed with that! And I'm a little sister!
YOTASOTA
Yeah, it's not very fun, but hey I'm doing better than ever now. I'm looking forward to when I don't have to see dr. So often
saltypond
Good luck and many health to your sister, (indeterminate colitis here) it can be a rough road.
GalaxyHigh
Thank you, she's been quite miserable lately. She's only 20, it's sad to watch someone so young living the life of an 80 year old.
saltypond
Yeah it sucks. She will find her way though. Everyone deals with it differently. Hopefully she finds something that helps soon.
Leann769
Both of my parents had colectomies. They would have found this post funny. :)
saltypond
your house must have been so full of farts.
YOTASOTA
Tbh I don't really fart, I learned long ago, never trust a fart.
Leann769
My dad always said that. :)
M8O8VMainBattleTank
Took way to long to realize they meant cologne
sushifire
Me too! I just couldn't understand how all these girls like the smell of a colon...Then I realized how much smarter I am than they.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
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IImgurAtWork
Me too thought this is a new thing kids are doing these days.
cable001
Yeah I took me 5 posts to realize they meant cologne. I was so confused at first.
bogeymg
I still can't tell if they're trolling or not. I hope so. But, then again, I hope not.
scmfck
Can't spell lol
yosoyramitasana
Thank you! I was completely clueless.
BlobTakeshi
Me too. XD
yskah
Yep.
BMANN
Al this time I was thinking that these women found the smell of man ass alluring, until I got to #4.
graou13
I didn't get it until your comment and was worried about their bf's digestive system
powderedtoastmanthethird
It didn't take me too long to realize that you meant 'too' and not 'to'..
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Me too. I keep reading and was like "what the fuck is going on here?" Nasty ass bitches. Lol.
KrisTiasMusic
KÖLN
rhinocerass
LU LU LU LUKAS PODLLSKI
sesamharold
As someone from Cologne: LU LU LU Loser!
rhinocerass
:'(
dudezelda
I just thought that first girl was hilarious and hooked up with some nasty ass dude the night before.
Ryukusama
I didn't understand it before seeing your comment... then it all made sense.
Nize426
I read the first one about four times before I realize she didn't anally penetrate this dude.
impoverishedWASP
It's 2:00 am where I am and I can't sleep. It also took me way too long.
AstronomyDropOut
"Who cares about grammar and spelling on the internet. This isn't grade school!"
Foo18
*hwo carz bout speling n grmmr in da internet this aint no grde scool
Mistruths
"Of course not. You'd have received a B if this were grade school. This is the internet, your grade is N—or -127% to -135%"
HelloToe
Just the last few days: https://twitter.com/mewowsers/status/5727862976154">15482881">https://twitter.com/mewowsers/status/572786297615482881 https://twitter.com/MaryJaneDvores/status/572440410468962305
HelloToe
https://twitter.com/Noob721/status/57289144">67737344">https://twitter.com/Noob721/status/572891448967737344 https://twitter.com/ruuusso/status/573577284336013313
HelloToe
This girl: https://twitter.com/Lilin119/status/57105640">46783488">https://twitter.com/Lilin119/status/571056403646783488 https://twitter.com/Lilin119/status/573358014670905344
brinut
"The smell of his colon on my fingers" You a nasty bitch. Wash your hands...
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
If she got into his colon proper, she needs to wash more than her hands...
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
She the only one who wrote exactly what she meant to say.
Sebas0721
This comment almost cost me my job, totally worth it!
KevBotLee
She knew what she was saying
impoverishedWASP
Even if she spelled it correctly, what is she doing? Going around sniffing her fingers all day?
FlareonTheFalseProphet
i was dying for a solid minute on that one xD
mem0man
She likes the poop stuff.
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
Mandatory @KYLEC0RN @arcspace, sorry kylecorn
OldSpice
What did arcspace do...?
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OldSpice
meh, anal aint bad
sithrakhatesyouequally
she new what she was posting.
neurosuspension
i love it when a scratch my nose in the morning and smell my wife's colon.
SchoolOfReddit
You probably have demodex in your nose pores.Jock itch cream usually cures it. Demodex can change he shape of a nose. Search demodex nose
neurosuspension
why did i look that shit up. +1 for knowledge increase.
SchoolOfReddit
Some kinds of cheese is made with colon microbes
wildcat0213
Sounds like some nasty ass cheese there...
GalaxyHigh
http://imgur.com/OERf27s
allahuakbar95
HA i used to do this to my brother
IntelligentHippo
@Kylecorn pls
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victarionheller777
Where did he go?
IntelligentHippo
hes there, he's very much there
rookie23
To wash it off.
dickspickle
Ha.
SirScarface69
Haha.