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She's been growing a bunch of new vegetables and totally forgot about this one... now it's a monster!
May need some #zucchini recipes, plx!
#funny #vegetables #notbraveenough
FP Edit:
Goodness gracious, you guys are awesome! I showed her that she made FP and now she's blushing in a corner :D
Once she's recovered, we're going to try our hands at making zucchini bread. We have never tried it before and it sounds delicious!
Huge thanks for all the recipes and hilariously classy comments!
http://imgur.com/Dnes6df Much love from us both <3
MostTriumphant
Everything about this picture is happy. Even the composition of it. Keep being great OP and gf and dog.
ScoobyDooku
TheEightFingeredFrog
A lot of these comments remind me why I avoid this website.
NeverDunNuffin
From the thumbnail I thought she had a baguette on her back.
dmay1210
I thought it was a yellow squash.
BananaLover93
i thought a baguette was stuffed in her bra
stormegedendarklordofall
I didn't know what the hell it was
boxesoftacos
And I thought I was the only one
DracusShadowrift
Same lol. Scrolled the comments looking to see if anyone had noticed.
Frost72
She didn't forget.... she knew what she was doing.
Gonnaderpya
Fuck your girl and that zucchini let's discuss that pristine as fuck yard you got going on
Hellokenobi
When you spot the good boy
KaraKaraO
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and so is your dog
bigshot1232
I don't care show us more of the dog!
NotRightNeverWrong
youdonegoofed
ah la chingada
PartTimeMemeDealer9
When you see the doggo.
VajrapaniP
cause the dog knows....the dog knows where that ccini is goinf.
ImYourOtherPersonality
HE'S A VERY GOOD BOY
BigLizardInYourBackyard
How about that beautiful lawn?
Davethomasdude
I was thinking the same
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Yep...can't really say if it's a really fat dog or if those are titties.
mixarutz
Shred it for bread.
gravedoll
@op you just got replaced
growlingmeattank
This is what zucchini does. We tend to eat them underripe so they are smaller. Grilled as one commenter said, or zucchini bread...
FackGamer
Is she single?
lungbudda
My mom makes the best zucchini bread
Hizoran
Get a zoodler, zucchini noodles are awesome.
CreepyPhlox
While I love zoodles that thing is way too big for a noodle maker.
dorenavant
I thought she had a baguette going through her sports bra at first until I realized it was a table!
DelusionsOfMediocrity
KingOfTheAnarchists
12rt2345g342563
To be fair. Young men are about as bad about this now as women have ever been.
LordOfTheDownvotes
Its not a selfie though, this is what OP took a picture of.
fairycheese
She's there for scale, maybe they couldn't find a banana?
LeahShine88
Let me cook up some french fries for all that salt
SgtMarshmallow
But there's a dog in the background. That helps, right?
Dietsurge
Yea I like the picture. Its got lots going on; agriculture, animals, vegetation, sun, people.
GutsTheStruggler
My personal submission:
saraleecupcake13
You ah.... still single??
GothRainbowPotato
Hey, u single?
v
GutsTheStruggler
Painfully so.
TheMachineKill3r
I know that feel bro
GeorgeDubyahBush
Yeah seriously you're really handsome.
GutsTheStruggler
Thank you for saying that. I've been out with bronchitis for a week, so I don't feel so handsome.
PuddingIsAmazing
well you've got charisma enough to make this dude want a drink
GutsTheStruggler
Which is odd to me because I'm fairly certain I have a -19 to charisma modifier perpetually active. Crit fails. Crit fails everywhere.
PuddingIsAmazing
"hey girl want a drink" "1" *girl shrieks in terror, bar burns down"
samsonguy920
This is how you actually garden, by accident.
BbSnakes
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/6698/moms-zucchini-bread/ coarsely grate the entire zucchini with a box grater and use it in this recipe.
SevenOfWine
yeesssssss
jbilly90
Slice it long ways 1/4 in think. Brush with olive oil, salt pepper, and put on the grill. Orrrrr bake in the oven when almost done toss-
jbilly90
Some parmesan cheese on top. Let melt and get brown. Yummmm
Sionas
Is it over ripe by now? I remember my cucumbers became huge because I forgot about a few, they became pretty tough on the inside.
Grungeking
It'll be all over very dark. The flesh can get solid like winter squash if you really let one go. This looks fine, maybe tough stem inches.
AveragegamerdudeBANNED2
jestersgames
Sauce?
SteevyT
I don't remember this episode of Spongebob.
maycausecancer
You and sunflower wife should get together
Endstar
Omg!
topsykrettsy
Cut it and brush a very light coat of butter on both sides, then BBQ it and sprinkle a dash of Parmesan and pepper on a side. My favorite!
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Slit lengthwise, hollow it out, fill with a mixture of minced meat, tomatoes and its innards (all cooked), cheese on top, serve with rice.
Justapartofyourimagination
I do the same with summer squash.
hyperchondriac
When they get that big the seeds are woody and the flesh gets a watery. There are recipes for giant zucchini though don't give up!
Eunoterp
Now yer talkin....will totally try this!
RodgerRodger
i agree with setting fire to it, but you lost me with the rest...
VajrapaniP
iantollewellyn
Slice lengthwise, egg wash, panko, bake, eat.
TheThirstyMoose
Also I suppose you could cook the zucchini as well if you want
krypticz
Or fuck yourself with it
youdonegoofed
stormegedendarklordofall
The comment I was looking for
illuminerdy
This is my favourite gif ever and I don't even watch the show.
CaspianQuix
She looks totally brave enough.
LittleKnownOne
She's probably taken a few near that size during her Tinder swings last month.
DanteHicks79
Thewolf1083
OctopussSevenTwo
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
mareli82
seen smaler girls tackle bigger ..problems
cbjfan
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
everythingsabuttplug
Talk is cheap
rhinoHitLifter
I'd watch that
YouAreDrunk
She is. http://imgur.com/TFW5W8n.png
thedamnlogin
Anything's a dildo, just have to be brave.
ILoveWings
And eager
ObnoxiousComma
She didn't forget
TrueDankMemeLord
Just lube up really well, sit on it, and grit your teeth.
assgardian
I mean she is dressed for a work out.
orangemarmaladesky
I'm sorry OP, you've been replaced.
Quaxx
Plot twist...she did not forget it
herostarwind
the dedicated will insert it while small and let it grow to that size from within
Drzoidboig
MRW the comment destroys some poor bastard's confidence...
Krakencrotch
Endstar
Hahaha!
ObnoxiousComma
I don't think she forgot...
TriLengual
That smile confirms everything
ButtPlugProductTester
No, there are some things that shouldn't be tried... Trust me
usernamechangeswillnotbedaved
Username checksout
nolongerlurker
A classy version of what I wanted to say. Anythings a....
LegacyMuse
Salad, if you're creative enough.
Notforhire
A-10 Warthog if your brave enough
Cosmogonic
risotto if you're brave enough.
hippybobby
ITS RAAWWWW!!! WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!!
tlk5164
P...put it in your B-hole
Bigbrother44444
boob hole?
Bigbrother44444
im retarted
tlk5164
fantastischh
In the booty, hoe
thetruthisinmybutthole
Dont do it.............. Okay yea do it
tlk5164
You do it. I want the truth
thetruthisinmybutthole
You cant handle the truth..... It's to far up my ass
tlk5164
Well, that's one big zucchini