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Feb 12, 2020 9:07 PM
ReitnesTenought
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etherealvision
You want a work wide epidemic? That's how you get a world wide epidemic. Anti-vaxxers are dumb enough to travel back to where they came from
idontfuckingknowwhythisisnottaken
and please for gods sake stay there at least 2 months
Btint11
Doesnt even make sense
Deadpixels94
There is no vaccine for carona virus yet right?
hybridsamsung2
I think even if you are vaccinated you can still get sick but not as servier
TRBOBDOLE
Bout as stupid as saying that they should got to Afghanistan because they don’t think guns are to blame for shootings...
jeffcon36
This doesn't make sense. no one is vaccinated against corona virus... does this assume unrelated vaccines somehow help you resist new virus?
Youhavinagiraffe
...anti-vaxxers already go to outbreak areas to try and fix things with magic. They cause a lot of death and misery so don't encourage them!
WhyWeDoThis
Why it can't be made mandatory? Why vaccination should be choice? If you can be pro choice why can't government be pro vaccination?
YeahWellAboutThat
That makes even less sense than OP:"They don't take away rights on one matter, so they should take them away on a completely unrelated one"?
Sionas
Oh man I'd love to see that
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
Please.
AtsaMattaForMe
WoTLert
Except there's no vaccine against Corona virus ...
RiverBear
Leave your kids though, I think the foster care system vaccinates.
MagiicHat
Fun fact: anti vaxxers have the exact same chance of contracting / dieing from the Corona virus.
FierceAndAdorable
Except the grandparents were informed/lived through pre-vaccine years and vaccinated their kids, who are now the anti-vaccine parents
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
For now. It’s next on the budget cuts
lookingforapurpose
Not really. I never got my shots and had to get them when I aged out. Depends on the fam I hear, tho.
sha13
The annoying thing is that those that will survive will become intolerable
TheLordGodAlmighty
Wu Flu for the kids too!
GabuGabu
The problem is, most antivaxxers were vaccinated by their parents, which means they will survive their children
GoingToTheCountry
Not if they get a virus we haven't found a vaccine for yet like crono
Shmeadicus
If we change the name to coronavaccine then nobody will get it. Problem solved.
donkeystothecastle
Two Wongs don't make a right
IBentMyWookie
*Raughs*
wordbootybooboo
I have seen this a couple times now and it just doesn't make sense. There isn't even a vaccine for this.
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
What would they prove? That the chinese dont have autism or spmething?
doguapo
I’m with you. OP’s joke only works if you don’t think about it very much.
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
Not sure why you are being downvoted. The joke is very poorly thought through
TheeRealDuke
They would prove that vaccines are unnecessary to prevent disease.
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
But thats not what they assert? They just assert that vaccines have unintended side effects.
MrWobblyHead
There are some that believe they aren't needed at all and that it's just a big pharma scam.
lickwidae9
There's no vax for CV?
skulltura
? ? ? Ship them out
Evococa
Just don’t let them come back
humanhotplate
There isnt a coronavirus vaccine though, so what would it be proving? It would be like encountering any other disease we dont have a vaccine
b612
regardless, if vaccines don't protect you from viruses, than you don't need a vaccine to protect yourself against the coronavirus.
BrumpoTungus
Many claim that they will be fine without a vaccine. Some even go so far as to claim that their immune systems are stronger.
humanhotplate
For. Unless a vaccine was created for it and it just hasnt hit the news yet.
iheartcheese
Can’t, they canceled about 90% of flights in and out of China.
FeartheMindKiller
I don’t think there is a vaccine
VibratingNipples
Not yet
WarhmmerResponseSquad
Howdoienablecookies
Guardsman Cookies reporting for duty Lord Comissar!
FluteBustingPrussian
Username checks out, you beautiful bastard!
WarhmmerResponseSquad
Hybris51129
MK1Maniac
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
I understand the sentiment but this joke does not make any sense.
jpparkenbone
It actually does. There is evidence that vaccines work. They claim it doesnt and causes autism. The burden of proof is on them.
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
It doesn’t because they are not just claiming vaccines are useless but also that they are dangerous. And there is no vaccine for cv yet.
pokebug666
I thought antivax admit vaccines work, they just think the "risk" of autism (of which there is no risk) outweighs the benefits?
jonbgo
It's the sentiment that anti-vaxxers think that they can combat illnesses through natural ways
MithridateEupator
I think they more just think that vaccines are worse than illnesses
hesbeginningtobelieve
Uhhh what? We might be 18 months away from a vaccine for this coronavirus.. so, joke makes no sense
palomWitKing
Usually it takes atleast 10-20 years to develop a vaccine. But yeah wheres theres a buyer theres a product. The stocks will skyrocket.
Sleeperman
Hahahahaha what??
MrBEC
Let Them perish
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
IT SAYS GO TO CHINA AND PROVE US ALL WRONG.
howdy9157
Oh thanks
HumanBeanLikeYou
Tickets are on sale bud. Go for it.
Magnum3point141592654
michaelmancini
When used right this GIF has me hurling over with laughter
MrRandom314159
I think OP means to take their essential oils, teas, etc. and see if they can cure the Coronavirus, while implying they will die.
RTZyron
Are you fucking shtupid? There is no vaccine.
SyntheticCK
That's the point. Antivaxer wouldn't need a vaccine, they could heal it away with essential oils.
Baeleron
They are trying to find a vac and spiderman isnt saying there is one but antivaxers would say w/e bs they have does work against corona
KrillinLikeAVillan
They are probably injecting essential oils now.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Aw Yiss gimme that muthafucking lavender oil hardlined straight into my veinssss!
MaieveGamer
Nah, rectal administration is faaar more effective
ensensu
Do we know blowing smoke up your ass doesn't work?
Lambast
Did you know you can lock in all the goodness of essential oils by adding a few drops of the preservative thimerosal?
jobe
Drinking silver I hear, its the new bleach enema
TheGroke
At least that just turns you into a Smurf instead of killing you.
jobe
Yeah but then you got to watch out for Gargamel trying to eat you
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"Hey kid, want some lavender?"
queenxo
Its come to this.
beelzebob23
There is no vaccine for the Wuhan virus.
TheZade
But they don't need vaccines!
FrankTheThunderbird
MrWobblyHead
TheMilkbox
This one doesn’t get the joke :(
shuya82
The joke doesn’t make sense. Anti vaxers don’t claim they cant get sick, they claim vaccines are dangerous. Theyre nuts but this is off base
DarthT4co
Sssshhhhh don’t tell them
xeth
I'm gonna upvote just because if it's about data, it is correct. Although yeah, make them use those essential oils in warp speed!
mity0k23
I’ll upvote you, but their correctness is irrelevant in this case.
NdotGreeze
And i will upvote you for pointing out that their information is correct but there application of it is not.
NdotGreeze
Their*
DarthT4co
mikaandmilodogs
joke ruiner
beelzebob23
I can accept that.
Topi41
Well I don’t know where your downvotes come from, since atm you’re technically correct (the best kind of correct).
mity0k23
I think that’s the point of the post. Anti-Vaxers want to take on diseases without the help of vaccines, with hopes and prayers.