Chingchilla
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best wingman ever
He's ready indeed
Happy Hedgehog tax. Have a nice autumn folks!
#35
Vagabondio
Plunderin’ Plunderloot
Amasor
Plunderin Crabcakes
sicher885
Longjohn Crabcakes....
NoticeableGhost
Plunderin' Plunderloot
FeralSqueak
Captain bones
Toplanetrash
My pirate name sounds like a fucking soundcloud name - Yung Hook, going platinum no features, matey
hunterschmidt0455772
Mad crabcakes enjoyed this post, +1!
pandro
GrnTigr
Scurvylegs Crossbones.
SteamyVents316
Longjohn McSwaggers
dankdurham31
Peg leg longbeard
BadWolfC137
Dammit, I’m Black Sparrow. So close...
BadWolfC137
Captain Sparrow would’ve been better
memearchivist
Salty Fishface... eh.
ohmightyqueen
The hoodie thing. This is why I buy men’s hoodies. They are so much longer and thicker than my women’s shitty ones. Hail men’s hoodies!
asm80dfa8sdfj
This is why I buy women's hoodies. I need a thin one because I get hot as fuck.
TheAmazingSquirreify
Dirty McGee
PotatoGunnaPotate
jesuschristreeeeee
Bucaneer crabcakes
doctorninja
Rusty Crabcakes
doctorninja
Which is funny because I had a job once where my nickname was rusty because I explained to people (who asked) what a rusty trombone is.
doctorninja
and i hope no one reads that
Whatupshutup
There's no way a cab driver charges just 400 bucks for a 150 mile trip.
emeingamerland
Long John Bones
groveldog
Ugh, same. Not digging it.
TheFlip100
Biggus Dickus
BobbiDigital
Long John Sparrow,
Naturally90
11 tequilas in 4 HOURS. These are rookie numbers. That's like drinking 5 double drinks over the course of an evening. That's a monday!
mattbl
To someone with low weight and low tolerance that could be a lot. Also consider, most "shots" are actually 2+ ounces.
easytigger
A Monday lunch, even!
TemetNosce000
Liquid lunch!
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Genuinely, I scoffed.
Corrodias
So, about that alcoholism...
Naturally90
I'm Scottish. There is no such thing.
mynameisminerva
Captain Squidlips... I might change my user name...
QAFoundYourBug
OKOK BUT THE VAMPIRE THING! That's why people get hit by people backing up ALL. THE. TIME. Proof vampires are real LOL
QAFoundYourBug
Or... because people are FUCKING STUPID and walk behind a moving car, or back up their car without looking behind them... Also plausible.
Chingchilla
I once had an old man chilling in the blind spot when I wanted to get out of a parking spot. He got upset that I almost ran him over.
Chingchilla
Should have tried harder.
Demikmj
Long John Buckets. My pirate name is just 2 things!
Tapoutwolf
How this post made me feel
Chingchilla
♥
Tapoutwolf
How your comment made me feel
Chingchilla
awwwwww noice
knowjuan
Scurvylegs fishface
AnthonyJanthonyFell
Admiral Silver. I could go undercover with the red coats. Then again, bringing a woman is said to bad luck. But I am Admiral Silver, fear me
radicalflaarqueen
skipper squidlips
Azjsy
Scurvylegs Anchor...
GeoToaster
Mad Boots
GruntThumper
Mad cutlass... rofl
ArtMadeofYourComment
Plunderin' Crossbones. I have a friend who is...Captain Hook.
rza33boo
Me too!
ThronesWoven
Dirty Buckets
YourMomJokes
YourMom's AWhore. i don't think i did this correctly
TemetNosce000
Scurvylegs Morgan atcha service
Askingforafriend37
Scurvylegs squidlips. I like this game
clamsterdam
Dead Man Squidlips
Lightninglad1997
Captain Landlubber... well great
goneformoreofeverything
Mad Plunderloot over here
orangemarmaladesky
Red Crossbones, god I sound so metal.
xKaliban
Scurvylegs Silver
SpectreBitten
Sharkbait McSwaggers
thatonemom
Black Buckets, matey
BlueMaggot
jolly crossbones
Dustorn
Long John Barnacle. Huh.
NSander
Scurvylegs Sea legs
rhaleman
Same
rza33boo
Plunderin Crossbones!
DarthMaulOfAmerica
Deadman Bones. I am definitely alive and not Mr. Skeltal
AFrogNamedClyde
Lmao love this one.
Tjitso
Sharkbait Squidlips
ChocoIatemilk
Mad Hook
AFrogNamedClyde
Scurvylegs Barnacle
beamishmango
Same!
AFrogNamedClyde
If we were pirates this would be a duel.
PrincessMooshroom
I am Long John Silver. I demand my franchise money.
AllTheseFlavors
Mines Scurveylegs Swashbuckler!
KingDave92
Peg leg fishface..
DontPressTheButton
Plundering Plunderfoot. Pretty much Moon moon of pirate names. Ugh.
rza33boo
Lol!
justsome
Now everybody do your birthday and social security number!!!!
Rogahar
Yup. Friendly reminder that these seemingly innocent "what's your X name" images are often just means of harvesting personal information.
AdmJota
#10 I'm going to pretend that he's just bracing himself so he doesn't fall over, and not trying to push the truck at all.
fandsor
That's what I thought was going on, which made me really confused.
Kamishiro
Probably correct, but he's still an asshole for adding weight by staying on the truck.
AdmJota
How would you add the extra weight, then? I assume they don't have any sandbags lying around.
Kamishiro
+1 for clever shark.
thebacongod
Black McGee
DisappointingManChild
Plunderin' McGee
dancinginthecar
Cut-Throat Buckets
tarahsailor
Black silver....
TheseArentMyGlasses
Jolly Boots, striking fear in the hearts of sad socks
Coldeadbaby
Black landlubber
Techpriest93
Be careful of police
TheApatheticBandit
Same...
ActedLobster7
same…
CaptainGrowler
Skipper Crabcakes
Turbz
Captain Crabcakes
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I'll be honest, I was wondering for a while why the #10 picture was posted.
EpiDots
Can you help me out?
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
The guy on the truck is pushing the truck.
EpiDots
Thank you sir. You are a scholar and a gentleman.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind