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(or, “How I Learned to Stop Trumping and Make Politics Boring Again”)
LISTEN UP FUCKERS
Been hearing this SHIT a lot lately from disingenuous redhats and/or lazy fuckheads and I’m FUCKING tired of it.
So! You haven't looked at Biden's policy proposals? That's fine, we're all humans. Maybe you're tired of reading about politics. Maybe you just can't seem to break out of the the FUCKING Drumpf news SHITSTORM like the rest of this GODDAMN COUNTRY. Or maybe you just haven't made the time yet. Whatever, we're all human.
And I woulda let it go if it weren't for ONE TOO GODDAM MANY LOUDLY IGNORANT SHITHEADS WHINING LIKE THE TITLE so FUCK IT. I've gone through the platform outlined on the Biden-Harris campaign website and done my best to highlight the concrete, actionable proposals.
So everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP for a second and let's take a FUCKING LOOK at some MOTHERFUCKING POLICY PROPOSALS.
Highlights added by me, along with keywords for anyone who might want to grab these later. Everything here is pulled *directly* from https://joebiden.com/joes-vision/
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Parts 1-3 (Environmental Justice, Healthcare, Tax Policy) https://imgur.com/gallery/npEzBM3
Part 4: BUILD SHIT BACK FUCKING BETTER SUBTITLE FIX YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE SHIT AND CLEAN UP YOUR GODDAMN ENERGY
Biden Plan to Build a Modern, Sustainable Infrastructure and an Equitable Clean Energy Future
$2 trillion investment, infrastructure, clean energy
infrastructure
auto industry
transit
power sector, carbon-pollution free power by 2035
buildings, housing.
clean energy technologies
agriculture & conservation
labor protections
Good Jobs for 21st Century Energy Act (https://www.merkley.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Good%20Jobs%20for%2021st%20Century%20Energy%20Act%201%20pager.pdf)
Davis-Bacon Act prevailing wage guidelines
(https://www.dol.gov/whd/programs/dbra/whatdbra.htm#:~:text=The%20Davis%2DBacon%20Act%2C%20as,various%20classes%20of%20laborers%20and)
union and bargaining rights
Protecting the Right to Organize (PRO) Act (https://www.help.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/PRO%20Act%20Fact%20Sheet%202019%20FINAL1.pdf)
Card check (also called majority sign-up) is a method for employees to organize into a labor union in which a majority of employees in a bargaining unit sign authorization forms, or "cards", stating they wish to be represented by the union. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Card_check)
Task Force on Coal and Power Plant Communities
electric rail system, Amtrak
municipal transit, city planning
safe drinking water, conservation
universal broadband
Brownfield, local regional community revitalization
federal procurement electric vehicles
consumer rebates, manufacturer incentives
Clean Cars For America proposal
(https://www.democrats.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Clean%20Cars%20for%20America%20-%20Detailed%20Summary.pdf)
auto industry, electric vehicle, industry standards
battery technology R&D
zero-emissions school buses by 2030
fuel economy standards
tax incentives, financing mechanisms, Energy Efficiency and Clean Electricity Standard (EECES), carbon-pollution free energy by 2035
retrofitting / re-powering, carbon capture, green hydrogen
building energy upgrades
cash rebates low-cost financing upgrades for families, home weatherization
performance emissions standards, building codes labor standards, carbon footprint half by 2035
public school buildings
Rebuild America's Schools Act (https://edlabor.house.gov/imo/media/doc/2019-01-30%20Rebuild%20America's%20Schools%20Act%20Fact%20Sheet.pdf)
public school health
child care early learning facilities
energy efficient affordable housing, regional planning
Advanced Research Projects Agency on Climate (ARPA-C)
investments / grants
net-zero agriculture
farmer trade, food security
fair markets
Sherman Antitrust Act of 1890 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman_Antitrust_Act_of_1890)
Clayton Antitrust of of 1914
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton_Antitrust_Act_of_1914)
Packers and Stockyards Act of 1921
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packers_and_Stockyards_Act)
farmer diversity, USDA discrimination
farm worker protections labor safety immigration status, rural plan land grant universities
Tl,dr:
I told you once now get the FUCK BACK UP THERE AND LEARN SOMETHING
SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
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VOTE GODDAM VOTE GODDAM MAKE A PLAN TO VOTE HELP THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT MAKE A PLAN TO VOTE ORGANIZE AND VOLUNTEER WHENEVER AND WHEREVER YOU CAN WE CAN FUCKING DO THIS DONT LET THIS COUNTRY GO TO SHIT
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sauronater
Ideas are solid. Dems need to gain the Senate and start putting up a legitimate fight against GOP authoritarians. Get rid of filibuster etc
unrealisticxpectations
I dont understand how people could actually be against any of these things. The 99% has everything to gain 1% every thing to lose
RICHARDJOKES
I fucking despise Trump, but Biden was LITERALLY 100% for getting rid of social security leading up to the Obama administration. Pandering.
theSLOWwalk
What’s truly special about this post is that, historically speaking, politicians ALWAYS honor their promises. I can’t wait to see all this!!
Psycho3968
Whereas Trump's got absolutely nothing... he's done nothing but fucking complain for 4 years.
3minence
This is a true MAG post.
Cutlass0516
["we need millions of construction, skilled trades"] this this this! Remember, labor work is not something to fear!
RawfishFood
Thanks man, this is some good shit.
thatsmyfetish69
Hey you fuckers, shut your buttholes and pay attention! I love it.
cosmicseamonkey
Ha! Nice try! Enjoy your wind mill cancer and higher taxes while I shotgun a glass of lead lined tap water and skin this endangered seal! /s
mangochamp
I wanna say this all bullshit, Dems have said the same shit for yrs. If they meant any of it they wouldn't put Biden up for potus.
FGnewsbox
TrumpTrash Alert!
YouCanCallMeCal
He has plans that are real!
oftenly
Substantive governing, who’da thunk?
supraman2turbo
And if biden does half of what he says he wants to do he'll go down as the greatest president in 50 years. So basically given that 1/2
supraman2turbo
I've heard this one before, tiny changes, no real impact, nothing changes, on to the next guy
cdurbmoonbear
I respect the hell out of this post for how thorough it is for real. It’s hard though I want Biden to sell this too me not just bash trump
n0n53n53
Here's my thing. If Biden does nothing at all except reverse a bunch of Trump mistakes it's worth it
CaldariBob
I wonder if you could do that, pass an omnibus bill that simply says "Everything for the past four years is hereby revoked."
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
I mean, that’s what trump has been doing. Just about undoing everything Obama did.
bohjeenie
Damn, I’ve been shitting on him for a while, but this is significantly more fleshed out that his proposals when running against Bernie,
bohjeenie
I also had concerns that as a senator, he was a lobbyist front man and collected a lot more lobby money than most. Hopefully this has changd
bohjeenie
You know what, I’ll shut my fucking mouth now, unless I see this derailing. But it looks like promise of real action I can get behind.
bohjeenie
Which was basically promising nothing but lip service.
JohnSnot
Those clean energy targets doesn't sound realistic at all and I'm from Europe.Ofc it's good to be ambitious but these sound prettyimpossible
jackwagon311
These are long term plans and can be achieved with proper funding and management- something we haven't had for 4 years.
JohnSnot
Yes I know they're long-term but some of them are more ambitious than in EU and we're struggling
handbanana13
Every time it’s promises promises. I’m old enough to see the that either side are equally full of shit. I’m so tired of this.
cptcr
pretty much all i see is the word "investing" which equals "spending" but I don't see anything about healthcare or taxing the rich.
Chimichanga007
Exactly. Sweetheart deals for donors.
AscendedTroll
Let's be honest, a tiny minority of people are voting FOR Biden as much as AGAINST Trump
LDF607
Isn’t that what this does? These are loads of reasons to vote *for* Biden.
SoupForMyFamily
GREAT THEN LETS TALK TO THE ONES WHO ARENT SURE THEYLL VOTE YET CAUSE WE SURE AS FUCK NEED THOSE TOO
AscendedTroll
There're few undecided voters left. Your enthusiasm is good as a Trump reelection would be a nightmare, but let's not repaint Biden a Saint
vanelanjenkins
Is your caps lock stuck?
middleburgh
trump: support sunset industries (in particular stock prices)....Biden: support emerging energy technologies/industries (future generations)
SoupForMyFamily
ACCURATE
malbec
And with the development of new tech industries, comes new investment opportunities
Stabymcstabman
Nuclear infrastructure can really accelerate the United states. I'm hoping we don't spend too much on solar
oftenly
Really don’t understand how people are against nuclear tbh
LurkingAtTheOffice
Sooner or later we have to make the switch. China is already pushing it's nuclear energy
NoLongerLiving
Isn't this how you would go about making America great again
SoupForMyFamily
losingmyperspicacity
OP..you're good people
TheGriffin
It would have to have been great in the first place
BarbedWireCatheter
The US was great at wiping out Indians. Just gotta phrase it right, we’re great at being not that great
TheGriffin
Excellent point
zippyzozippyzayzippyzappyzoopyzee
I appreciate the work you put in, but he had me at not being a fucking racist.
ergrey
You really need to see some of the very racially insensitive things Biden has said. Its not ok just because he has a D by his name.
jackwagon311
TheElusiveEnchilada
Here's a fun infographic for Trumpers who don't read so good.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
Ha! People want Trump because he's "Pro Life" but he won't eliminate the death penalty...
somedayiwillberelevantasfuck
Bold of you to assume that these people can read.
HankProPainHill
Trump hinted at legalization in 2016. Nothing was done. Biden direct said decriminalization. That’s big to me.
LDF607
Trump also floated a 0.1% payroll tax to fund universal maternity leave, and that evaporated. He doesn’t have a policy, he just says stuff.
Jooud707
Ariziona has it on the ballot again, im thinking it might actually pass this time considering how I've heard people talk about it here
HankProPainHill
God I hope so
Jak8714
I mean, good to know, but anyone can *say* these things, just like Trump said he would build the wall. Can we be sure Biden will hold up
Jak8714
his end of the deal? I mean, I'm voting for him anyway, cause f*** Trump, but every politician says that they'll fix the world.
fdoyl001
Maybe you're right, but even claiming to support good ideas us a massive improvement.
Miller16of16
I like the plan, but he isn't going to have enough capital to make even 20% of it happen. That said, 20% would still be the biggest move >
Mrgoodshoes
In the best case scenario? Total control in a disaster situation? You can get a lot through in the name of putting out fires.
Miller16of16
in a positive direction this country has ever taken.
dcchillin46
Why not? I was born in 90 and repubs have been borrowing against my future my entire life, let him do the same for actual good this time.
Miller16of16
US paid 600,000 billion in interest payments last year. Doesn't take much to see that unless the Fed retires some debt, US credit will be >
Miller16of16
stretched too far to cover. Overall I 100% agree with your opinion.
dcchillin46
It's always that way. Then something happens and we bail out industries or give tax breaks, then it's back to can't afford healthcare or edu
arthurmcclellan1337
I mean its campaign ads, they're all gonna tell you exactly what you want to hear.
PubstarHero
Yeah, I dont trust platforms, just past actions. Hence why Biden is my 2nd to last choice. Trump is the last.
DriftingSol
As ambitious as this is, and I would love to see half this stuff started if Biden is elected. Most of this sounds way too good to be true.
mohammadbinsalmon
all of this promised by joe fucking biden, of all people
fdoyl001
I mean, Trump's don't. They tell me the opposite of what I want to hear.
Sidereal218
That's funny--Trump's campaign ads don't tell me what I want to hear...
arthurmcclellan1337
But I appreciate the time you took to write this up, I just dont believe politicians at all. The dude is old, not that Trump isnt, but I'm
arthurmcclellan1337
Not sold he is all there all the time
Leaps
We don't get to pick the perfect candidate, we get to pick from the two we have. Biden is WAY better than the alternative despite his flaws.
Thomocracy
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV” instills so much confidence.
lilybird
But he will be surrounded by people who are there, unlike the current administration.
DriftingSol
I would agree, but Kamala makes me nervous. Shes done some really fucked up stuff.
LaneAmaranth
Like what?
aslowgiantfart
I’m loving that we’re seeing more about Biden. Trump loses when he loses his platform. Biden wins when we recognize he’s a decent confidante
ExcuseMe2
I'm rooting AGAINST Trump, by voting for Biden. Let's be clear. What he did to Bernie I'm not going to forgive but "forest for the trees"...
Taefedon
Trump is running low on funds and Biden's fundraising has never been stronger. Trump will keep being outrageous for free press. Ignore him
CaldariBob
I thought the point of 45's platform was that he doesn't have one?
ergrey
Do you honestly believe any of this? Its pollitics for shits sake! Its all bullshit! Pull your heads out.
aslowgiantfart
Yeah let’s make grand generalizations and pretend it’s an accurate representation of the world ?
Ninjainslippers
I've been saying this since 2016. Stop giving trump free press. He thrives on attention. Cut off his supply.
thedudeman519
Cant remember if I saw it on Supernatural but theres a mythological creature that feeds off attention or something like that
SeriousSeamstress
I'm halfway through the 2nd season. There was one that became real cuase it's symbols were in a viral video by some fake ghost hunters IIRC.
thedudeman519
Ghost Facers hahaha . Om yea that does sound about right. Second season seems so long ago noa
SoupForMyFamily
YEAH LIKE BIDEN MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE THE QUALIFICATIONS TO RUN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF THE US GOVERNMENT WHO THE FUCK LNEW
rightwhereitbelongs
Why are you yelling?
Thelrishlnquistion
Because a lot of people don’t seem to be getting the message
KilljoyWasHere
For the people in the back.
JHawkInc
CAUSE WE’RE MAD AS HELL AND WE’RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.
NarcoleptcSmurf
SOME OF US ARE HARD OF HEARING HE'S JUST BEING INCLUSIVE THANK YOU
IdiotSavantTinker
Based on my experience, he was using AutoCAD in another window before making his post.
breothskin
I Lnew.
SoupForMyFamily
FUCK LYEAH YOU DID
FractalChainsaw
I agree with everything you're Lsaying but why are you Lyelling?
TheMasterDB8er
Considering how important the topic is atm i completely understand why he’s yelling. But your confusion is justified, its weird to read.
GenshiV
You've been dropping some seriously well sourced policy posts, I'm impressed. +1 & fav'd for later. Cheers mate!
HandoB4Javert
Neat
SoupForMyFamily
MMMMMM ALL RIGHT FUCKO I GUESS YOU CAN READ IT LATER
Junktrunkjunkie
Just managing to Abolish Private prisons would be a feat. But big promises are always a problem Trump never built his wall. Will Joe even →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ Manage all this? Especially if Republicans still have the senate majority?
GenshiV
No, not if the Mitch is still heading the senate. I'd take half of what he says he want to do. Or even 1/4 compared to 4 more of Trump.
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TavisMcNamara
Username checks out.
Toderdj
I read the first quarter and was like aight this all sounds surprisingly progressive and good to me, and doesn't say anything about genocide
Toderdj
Good enough
GenshiV
MAYBE I WILL! MAYBE I'LL READ IT RIGHT MEOW JUST TO SPITE YOU!
SoupForMyFamily
READ IT RIGHT THE FUCK MEOW
TrueNorthernLights
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!?
breothskin
You two are too cute.
jimfalconer611
You too are two cuete
GenshiV
Raizioo
Could have*
SoupForMyFamily