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TheEmperorOfMankind40000
#9 had to do that because q friend of mine tryed to play house rules on us. Shut that shit down.
sjp35685
#11 dont have actual graph because he never had one before
blueipDriver
I lost it at #13
AndytheDorkPunkGotBanned
GENDERFLUID
osteofight
Top quality dump
justlivinthedream
#28 ...more like "HMMMMMMMM"
jasonjonesusaf1337
Solid dump
threyon
#41 That top one should not happen. That's when you need to have words with the contractor who built those stairs.
JCunninghamPA
Ever think there's only one step left so you take a big stride off of it, then fall two steps down before hitting the ground?
Pinkee
Am I the only one who doesn't like being called Daddy? I swear to God I'm alone on this one.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
there are dozens of us!
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IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
For #10, where did you get a Latin Scrabble board!?
nein999
#22 OP hooks up with 3 out of 4 women on the beach and starts a new threesome relationship after breaking up with original gf
TangoTeaTime
#13 *Reich past nein
nein999
#28 beginning of a new threesome
SecondBreakfast22
It's very clear that Velma in #28 just lost her glasses! That's all...
nein999
#50 plot twist. OP is a shitty waiter
captainkip8606
This is taken on a train?
nein999
some countries serve meal on train shrug
whydoeseverybodymakeasuperlongusername
#3 *part of being married*
ScootsMacToots
#38 3.PROFIT!
TrapsAreIllegal
#1: alright alright alright
copingcabana
#1 My (female) cousin got hit on by a hockey player once, asked her to meet him after the game. She said "I'm *so* sorry I'm married."
SugaryCookies
nice dump, take my upvote you point whore
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IHateHumanInteraction
#3 Amen....
notadragonslayer
Can someone please explain #20? Why pull the car seat down?
NickRivieraMD
oops
UltraBooster
To make it look like a dude was sitting in it
AGreaterDane
ooohhhh is that what that's supposed to be? Yeah I didn't get that one either.
ChetTheRocketStedman
I would fully relapse on my sobriety to get stoned and narrate people lives with Morgan Freeman.
guti41
I feel you fam
TheNorwegian
#4 is because it's usually two people in the bed
UltraBooster
Climb over the foot of the bed?
TheNorwegian
I know I would 100% fuck that up
arrowsintheknees
As an adult your bed would be in the center of the room not the corner because you might have a larger room or someone to share your bed
DeZaim
Ahah, yes, sharing the bed, obviously something that I do.
ooglecat
I share the bed, but I just wallow over them or scoot off the bottom of the bed (no foot board)
DavidBrooker
When I left college and got a real job, my bedroom shrunk, oddly enough.
MonkeyBut
Ya bf and me work all different schedules sometimes he comes to bed 2 hours before I wake up... Id kill over my sleep.
JonRichardsonsDustMop
My sister has her bed in the corner against the wall. I don't like it...
ZenithBattles
Agreed. Only reason our bed is in the middle of the wall is crawling over someone all the time can be awkward and annoying af lol
SatansBestBuddy
I've always had my bed in the corner, but I've noticed it's slowly shifting away, it's now over a foot from the corner... am I an adult now?
steviedrawsdinos
Bah, I'll climb over my husband..
bigmeaniepants
Beds also just look better centered, but as a kid, having more floor space in the only room that's yours matters more than that.
SeeMyVests
Also narrows down the sides a kid can roll off the bed
MrBoogerPig
Mine moved to the center because I bought a bed with drawers on both sides by accident. I thought they were only on one side.
raziro
Plus, there should be no fear of you falling off anymore.
Felderburg
It also makes changing the sheets easier, which doesn't matter as much when you're a kid.
OldGreyBeast
I put my bed in the center because of this but generally end up only changing sheets when I can smell the bed from across the room.
fluhatinrapper
Gross, but you do you Glenn CoCo
SeeMyVests
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
Styxwash
Oh look at you using your logic
Zafeiria
I didn't get it either until my boyfriend started sleeping over, and we have to crawl over each other to get out of bed. Makes sense now
AdmJota
I can't ever recall having a corner bed as a kid. Maybe when I was too young to remember.
SeeMyVests
Same! And currently mine is diagonal...
EatsBees
My bed is in the center only because that's the only way for the blanket fort to fit the TV and the PlayStation
Samwman
priorities first
Drahxusif
Whoa BLANKET fort? So YOU made it? Or did someone else
EatsBees
Me and BF, yeah. We've had our "bed" in a blanket for for 5 years now. And by bed I mean pile of pillows and blankets
Drahxusif
That's incredible. He sounds wonderful, and that sounds wonderful, and I'm so so jealous. Do you prefer it?
EatsBees
I have scoliosis, so the bed on the floor helps a lot. And I'm a claustrophile, which makes it even better
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
I have my parents old queen bed in the corner of my room and my desk against the wall. It's just way more spacious and comfy.
bordecolliesornothing
NIMMNOM
I really don't get the "Daddy" thing in bed... Maybe I have the wrong kind of daddy issues
seekingdaedalus
It's creepy!
NickRivieraMD
#4 is not a fkin mystery. You put the bed in the middle when you sleep with someone regularly, so you don't have to climb over each other.
looseasamoose
Bigger bedroom, sleeping alongside someone, easy access to make the bed and you don't need to maximise floor space for playing
JHawke
Your bed only has 2 sides? O_o
NickRivieraMD
It's a lot easier to get in without disturbing someone from the side than from the bottom.
SeeMyVests
What kind of a monster climbs in and out of a freestanding bed from the foot of it? Yikes.
Brucecori2
Oh. I was thinking more along the lines of as you get older, bedrooms get bigger.
AustriaNotAustralia
#5 the byzantine empire did not fall to a crusade, but to the rise of the ottomans who conqured constantineopel (istanbul) . or am I wrong?
captainkip8606
It's more a joke about the ridiculous events of the 4th crusade. They were supposed to attack Jerusalem but attacked Constantinople instead.
GeekWarrior
You are very correct my friend.
VitaminEvil
#41 I have literally never experienced a stair like the first panel.
gavr1loo
have you lived then?
cobragrunt
Some older homes have poorly designed bottom stairs.
housev1l
It's definitely drawn incorrectly
KinetoPlay
In the US the difference between the tallest and shortest step cannot be more than an ⅛ of an inch by law. There are a few bad ones, 1/2
KinetoPlay
But those are mostly in historical buildings that we cannot change. Overall it's pretty good. 2/2
tantallous
I believe it was drawn wrong. When you think there is another step down but you are already at the bottom it can throw you off.
DemonicPassion
It can happen going up stairs too. I’ve done it walking up and think there’s one more step then there actually is. So you just angrily stomp
tantallous
absolutely. I was just referring to the issue the commenter had with the top part of the pic.
DemonicPassion
Ah fair enough.
relicen
That's what the second image depicts. #41
Garbageperson
You never had the crazy long drop stair that either sends you falling to eternity or slamming down compressing all vertebrae & rendering you
Garbageperson
Paralyzed?
aPokal
JCunninghamPA
Still wrong.... You have to move the red floor up so that there are no more steps. The dotted line is then below floor level.
cj89898
Uh what? I feel you just explained what they did
JCunninghamPA
Well, I guess so... They were just two steps away instead of one, so it lost its punch to me I suppose
cj89898
Ah, I see
VitaminEvil
HarbingerOfDownvotes
I just want to offer you a heartfelt thanks for doing this. The original was pissing me off more than I care to admit.