thehungrynomad
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Puppy tax +1
RealMacncheesie
You called her a bitch tho? Ummhmm
Sheldonian
#15
TestyZesticles
Aww yeah that's good stuff there.
andiworkinabuttonfactory
Is your puppy a cockapoo??
kakivara
What's the name of the actual school on that bus? This is hard to find out because there are several events called "Whore School."
GoodolVorbis
That Soviet one tho...........
Caelius1
#24 literally on hold right now with sad music playing. Glitch in the matrix.
tigerliketoightness
That's right, scratch my meme itch you dirty bitch
racoonbandit
Entire post was excellent, thank you for your service.
ElroydIsGone
"Here's your Ceasar Salad" "Thanks!" *starts stabbing*
CrumbyCake
#21 fuck, or military installation sidewalks.
TheGreatGreyWolfSif
This dump was Gus
TheGreatGreyWolfSif
Fuck I meant good
benjwolf04
#15 only if you cut it like society pressures you to
matracokura42
#9 By order of the regimental commissar. The Emperor protects!
SickLikeMe187
It's not a pie chart of how much pizza is left if you only eat pizza in tray form.
DouglasPouchOfHolding
WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING EYES, @OP?
KingRememberedInTime1
#22 but you said that?
Weedies617
You said it just like that, though?
Nocan
#3 Okay fuck you but I loved it
Iatesomecoffeecups
#16 me in math class
JesusCake
#15 i know this is a dumb meme, but pizza is a kind of pie, and it's called a fucking pie chart for a reason.
theunscaledbanana
Actually a pizza is also a pie chart of how much pizza you have eaten
LicensedAdHominem
#12 I lived through times when you still exchanged tapes, floppies and vinyls instead of even 28.8 bps modems. *I'm* the one complaining 1/2
LicensedAdHominem
2/2 at 5 seconds of buffering because these times should never come back.
platypoon
Your doggie looks like mine! What kind of dog is she? /a/CV0aW13
thehungrynomad
Yeah she’s a mix of bischon and havanese!
VolcanoHerder
I'd guess bichon mix? Looks like the bichon I had growing up. <3 Yours is really cute too.
platypoon
Mine is bichon. Very sweet dogs
aguyinabox
Bitchin
drfsupercenter
I also have a bichon and both dogs posted here are adorable
Ouroborus
powerrangerpl
WellIfIHaveTo
That’s a direct quote.
Superfloofthundercat
God dam thing rang the police once, they weren't impressed....
SkycladNightStroller
My dialup compuserve account in 95
Shrekonomics
Then someone picks up the phone and ruins it
Sheldonian
Mooooooooooooom!
Zootsoot
My heart STILL skips a beat at that sound
nuanceuponatime
That’s my love language
dejadrew
Pain?
SuicidalBallsack
Existence is pain
CinciGuy
At one point I could tell the baud speed from the sound it made... and, yes - I meant baud.
Ouroborus
Ooooo, talk baudy to me.
fubartoob
G-ding-g-ding-bweeeeeeeEEEEEeeee-doing-doing-BEEEEEEEEEEERRrrrrrrGWIBBLE....
Ouroborus
Man, I can't understand your accent, what dialect is that, 2400 baud?
fubartoob
First genuine laugh today. Thanks
LeoSalt
And then *time remaining: 5 years 8 months 43 days 2 hours 15 seconds*
Levistras
I remember when the Matrix came out I downloaded it over a DCC fserve on mIRC over 5 nights. Totally worth it.
LeoSalt
And two seconds later it jumped up to 10 years and 3 months flat
andaconda69
The occasional get off the internet from staticy internet ghosts.
Ouroborus
Or your mom deciding to "accidentally" pick up the phone, oh and since you're off the 'net go wash the dishes!