wangdoddles
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I've loved my time in the Navy and met some awesome people but happy to be going back home soon and being apart of all my friends and families lives again!!!
Jun 17, 2017 4:22 AM
wangdoddles
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I've loved my time in the Navy and met some awesome people but happy to be going back home soon and being apart of all my friends and families lives again!!!
youhearaboutpluto
Welcome to CIVLANT my fellow sailor!
Vio1331
Not yet suckaaa.. tonight your soul belongs to me! - Navy probably
Youngsandwhich90
Congrats dude, I just got out a month ago and its the best feeling being a civilian again!
Shade169
oh...your EAOS it tomorrow? how about balls to 8 watch!
JamesMonroeLJ
CM0n5ter
Now the fun begins good luck Job Hunting I hope your rate leads you into something in the civilian world because mine did not
IHaveABoneToPickWithDeath
I start Terminal leave in a month! So psyched to be able to make plans again and be with my wife and family. Congrats OP
wangdoddles
Congrats!!
WASStheBOSS
candiduscorvus
Good luck finding a job. :(
KamSolastor
Then you get drunk and wake up tomorrow finding you reupped.
ReduntantOffender
Happy for you. Thank you for your service and welcome back.!
Newtacolover0
Prepare yourself for the transition. It's a lot harder than you think. Good luck!
bioshockisagoodgame
I'm genuinely excited for you!
Dontwatchmespotme
I can't wait until I can experience this
biggreencow
DONT JOIN THE RESERVES! JUST GET OUT ALL THE WAY
wangdoddles
I highly considered doing this. Everytime we had reservists come they just sat around and it was okay for them to be lost!!!
randominternetguyapproved
Ha ha you said duty.
MyLifeIsPotat0
Heh
GrunticusrulerofRelmz
heh heh
CelticCommando
suddenly, war were declared.
Hiyesthisisgod
moneaone2002
Where were you stationed?
wangdoddles
Port hueneme!!!
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Look up federal jobs. A lot of places tolerate military antics and lots of veterans to say shut your ball washer to
kissmyburrito
What was your rate?
wangdoddles
Im a suppo!!!
DimasPrasetya
Congratulation! Make a lot of DD214 copies, use your G.I. Bill, VA Home Loan and military preference for federal jobs.
4vie
Out of curiosity... a fresh recruit for the USMarines is called "boot". What is the Navy term? ... Assuming you're USNavy, of course :)
Ididthisforthelol
I'm three years from my current contract and most likely going to reenlist for a second term and this is still all I can think of....
GoldenFloor8
One can only assume you found pleasure, searched the world for treasure, and studied oceanography
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
What's next?
wangdoddles
School!!
cheaplowqualitygifs
When you finally receive your dd-214
shortgiraffe54
I got a ticket leaving IPAC right after I got mine. "Oh I totally will go to this court day and receive my 2 points". Wrong.
ReactAndiSueYou
Is that Apollo?
Moosecock
No, it's Dillon
Shartly
That son of a bitch
ahsanzee
And now his watch has ended. Best of luck!
formermayorquinby
Congratulations on your service where you headed next
andros414
Didn't you read? They're headed home.
EmmanuelPerez1775
Maybe he wants to go to Acapulco! You don't know him!
slack3rdav3
BTW: If you have a clearance, it will basically expire within 2 yrs if you do not use it. I am going thru this now: 6 mo to get a new one1/2
slack3rdav3
2/2 and no pay until then. Prob gonna end up just getting a job without a clearance... Shit sucks so much.
wangdoddles
In all honesty I don't know why I even have a clearance
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
Are you implying that if he doesn't use it, he'll lose it?
slack3rdav3
Indeed. Or rather, he would have to restart the process to gain it back
wangdoddles
Yeah, I have a clearance but I also have a degree in finance and there's no real need for a clearance in that field in the private sector.
ThenTheWingedHussarsArrived
And then realize you can no longer say "Shut your cockholster" or "I will jizz in your coffee" to your soon to be new coworkers.
PowerToast
Unless you work at Microsoft.
QuackMagicAndHerMagicalBeer
I'm work in a fairly HR lax environment so we say shit to one another anyways. XD
BandmasterBootysnatcher
You can. You just have to work the right job
MultiTrackDrifting
Unless you're in food service, then it's just the customers you can't talk to that way.
TheBestRussian
Sailor mouth here. Have to really watch it at work. It's tough.
wangdoddles
Yeah even the navy today is super sensitive.
TheBestRussian
Not navy. Not even a dude. Just... swear a lot.
TheGammaRae
I feel this way now. Not ex military. Just worked on oil rigs and moved on to corporate. Fuck.
OhLurkOverThere
Rigs are hiring again!
LearnSomething
My new job had a swear jar. I'm not putting money in that jar. I'm a grown ass man God dammit.
Andonemorething
I would be poor as shit if my work had a dam swear jar.
IamtheMonkeyKing
Oh yes you can... MY favourite that 'slipped out' was "come here you.! No, here! What the everliving fuck are you trying to do you woppit?"
IamtheMonkeyKing
Got told off, but the manager was laughing too hard to take it seriously.
joc101
You can, just feel the room first
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Problem is, the room always has at least one Tammy.
joc101
This is true, so you start a malicious rumor about her that eventually gets back to her making her disgusted enough to leave
Andonemorething
That's the hard part. Civvvies can be sooooo... what's the word? Sensitive.
Cerinna
I'm a civvie and I'd just laugh if you said that to me. It's too ridiculous. :D
swedishbutthurtguy
Army here, can confirm civvies are unable to handle even ligth feedback. Something about feelings and stuff, I didnt really listen.
lonelylincolnshiresausage
I've never been any army and I find that about nearly everyone. It's really shitty with my sense of humour cus I have to tone it wayyy down
Porecomesis
Try working on a more subdued, sarcastic sense of humour.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Shut your cockholster
kutison
Depends on the career. I am a tow truck driver and I have told co-worker to suck a fatty more then once. Always safe with blue collar work.
kutison
For example, I once got written up for telling a co-worker her farts was the reason the room smelt like dick. And that was just at wal-mart.
swedishbutthurtguy
Fart at her to establish dominance.
kutison
She quit before me, so I think I won