And this sea otter doesn’t care what you think of it.

Feb 22, 2023 7:31 PM

madman434

Views

78558

Likes

751

Dislikes

9

I keep my favorite rocks a little bit lower.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ballast?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So do some guys *smirking emoji*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a little holder where I keep my favourite stones.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. The Monterey Bay aquarium has a trick to 'disarm' otters too else they'll scratch up the transparent aluminum.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks. They're minerals"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Looks like he’s trying to teach her how to crack the shell

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yooo. They got all natural hoodies!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't fool me. That's for Oshawott's Scalchop!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since they use the rocks to crack open some of their foods I guess that means they've got a tool chest. Wonder if there's any 10mms in there

3 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

Gonna give the otters at the zoo 10mm sockets

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a silverware drawer

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Utensils drawer

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of the lost ones are in there, but we have to find the right otter.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Obviously a metric otter.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its not in that one. Its in the Otter one.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hence the term 'wet as an otters pocket'

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I feel like you just made that up

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sounds legit but probably like from the 20s. 1920s that is. God damn

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nope, have heard before in the UK

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And I was today years old

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sea Otters are dicks!!!!! Seriously!!!! The males rape the women and bite their noses.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

They also rape baby seals, dogs and will fuck dead animals. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair people club baby seals to death, so we aren't much better.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Points

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, otters are dicks and can weigh over a hundred and fifty pounds.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A 150lb dick? ? Paige?….

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0