Feb 3, 2023 4:21 PM
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sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
Pretty sure that's a crapper, not a pooper.
SkalorLune
Aah yes, Dark Souls Toilets.
localgnome
I'll bet that toilet seat gets really cold.
LeSethX
That funky monkey!
munchman495
If you could afford that, you most likely had a servant who would sit on it and warm it up for you...'AHHHH!'
somethingsomethingmcbob
I need this for my gothic Victorian house. I also need the house. One piece at a time.
LenzKist74
Dapper Crapper.
sydneygirl
I bet $100 that that is Kohler Memoirs toilet (modern) with some fucked up Michael's/Joann craft stuck to it.
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
With a nice shade of pootina.
Threemorewishes
cool, i mean cool on the butt
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
THAT SUPER POOPER!
yammonition2718
When you want your farts to sound like the horns of Helm's Deep
paladindansesgirlfriend
This would be great if you were going for Haunted Mansion
RuricOrhlandis
Is it better than a copper crapper?
https://youtu.be/jgYbogp1Ha0
Quizz25S
Now THAT is a throne.
MosquitoHawker
Not to be that guy but pretty sure that’s bronze.
CelestialSea
Makes me think of Beastie Boys, "Brass Pooper, that super pooper!"
msaroff4
That is the weirdest tuba I've ever seen
totallyspambox
I’d shit in it
LochNessMonsterNeedTreeFiddy
TheRealBunn
Where do this come from? Need more context please???? From royalty?
bekindtoanimals
That is one ornate shitter
XRay0976
Brass pooper, that funky pooper
RelentlessDevastation
That's one cold seat in the winter
TheFastpaws
Waking up in the middle of the night and falling into a cold hell because the seat was left up. You scream flailing but the blackness (1)
embraces you. Your blood freezes as you die alone. Shit. (2)
ihelpedme
if that's brass then thats cool AF because brass will naturally disinfect itself
That is true as long as the dirty media is not too thick. Of course they have found that brass, coper and silver can also disinfect.
OregonComputerGuy
A little brasso and elbow grease it will be as good as new
CompletelyUniqueUsername
I like the tarnish.
SpoilsburyToastMan
Swap the elbow grease for a buffing attachment on a drill... Much faster.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Brass Dumpy. That funky dumpy!
sfrinlan
If this comment doesn't get more points, I'm tellin' all of y'all, it's sabotage.
hightechpirate
Is it brass, or bronze or copper?
dobroweigh
Maybe.
distraingotnobrakes
It’s cake!
b0mtombadil
As long as it's not yellow cake it should be fine
Lol watch out for the “hot seat”
Eyhlix
"They just don't make things like they used to." -My great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather probably (but in a different language)
OhMyYoureSexxy
Oonga boonga
ReconditeEidolon
Brass pooper. That funky pooper. Brass pooper dooker. That funky pooper. Got this gas that's more than real. Stinky brass pooper that's how
I feel. You put your left leg down, your right leg up, tilt your head back, let's finish this dump.
Crawmak
That might be a few too many generations back for them to know what a toilet is
delecti
Surprisingly it might actually be too few. Modern flush toilets were invented (though not mass produced) around 1600, ~16 generations ago.
ridureyu
Actually, pooping was invented in 1823.
CharmingPrism
but untill then it was used for throwing up in, after having too much to drink
TheNecronomician
By a man called Jeremiah Poop
Slugsie
Can you imagine how cold that'd be in the middle of winter, and how hot in the middle of summer. No thanks.
Crazyaussiecanadian
It's a flushing toilet, it would have to be inside or in an area that doesn't get below freezing.
At first I thought the seat was leather lol
Shaodyn
"Honey, can you bring some hot water? I'm frozen to the toilet again."
zenoshogun
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
It would've had an old timey seat cover. Not sure if they still sell them?
Algebraicrhombus
Just run a few wires over to it. Would heat right up.
wpfp976
On the plus side, your dumps would sound like Big Ben.
If you could afford this toilet then, there's probably a radiator or fireplace next to it. Dont know that. Js.
Goldmarble
I can't lie....having a fire next to a tub would be probably super relaxing.
Eikre
Hook it up to hot water, then your radiator is just a flush away.
It wouldn't be hot in the summer, unless it was in direct sunlight. But...yeah, winter would SUCK!
ThisIsMyUsernameNotMyComment
Unless the dunny was in a warm place that didn't have cold winters
BonkyMcSignFace
I can. I’ve also had a poo in a plastic bag draped around a bucket. When the call comes, you have to answer. There is no voicemail.
Doompug
"Hårt är att leva. Hårdare att dö. Hårdast att skita i midjehög snö" as the saying goes.
Hard it is to live. Harder still to die. Hardest is to take a shit in waist deep snow...
Wise indeed but I think dying is easier than living.
Perhaps, but most of us fight like hell to avoid it.
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
Pretty sure that's a crapper, not a pooper.
SkalorLune
Aah yes, Dark Souls Toilets.
localgnome
I'll bet that toilet seat gets really cold.
LeSethX
That funky monkey!
munchman495
If you could afford that, you most likely had a servant who would sit on it and warm it up for you...'AHHHH!'
somethingsomethingmcbob
I need this for my gothic Victorian house. I also need the house. One piece at a time.
LenzKist74
Dapper Crapper.
sydneygirl
I bet $100 that that is Kohler Memoirs toilet (modern) with some fucked up Michael's/Joann craft stuck to it.
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
With a nice shade of pootina.
Threemorewishes
cool, i mean cool on the butt
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
THAT SUPER POOPER!
yammonition2718
When you want your farts to sound like the horns of Helm's Deep
paladindansesgirlfriend
This would be great if you were going for Haunted Mansion
RuricOrhlandis
Is it better than a copper crapper?
RuricOrhlandis
https://youtu.be/jgYbogp1Ha0
Quizz25S
Now THAT is a throne.
MosquitoHawker
Not to be that guy but pretty sure that’s bronze.
CelestialSea
Makes me think of Beastie Boys, "Brass Pooper, that super pooper!"
msaroff4
That is the weirdest tuba I've ever seen
totallyspambox
I’d shit in it
LochNessMonsterNeedTreeFiddy
TheRealBunn
Where do this come from? Need more context please???? From royalty?
bekindtoanimals
That is one ornate shitter
XRay0976
Brass pooper, that funky pooper
RelentlessDevastation
That's one cold seat in the winter
TheFastpaws
Waking up in the middle of the night and falling into a cold hell because the seat was left up. You scream flailing but the blackness (1)
TheFastpaws
embraces you. Your blood freezes as you die alone. Shit. (2)
ihelpedme
if that's brass then thats cool AF because brass will naturally disinfect itself
TheRealBunn
That is true as long as the dirty media is not too thick. Of course they have found that brass, coper and silver can also disinfect.
OregonComputerGuy
A little brasso and elbow grease it will be as good as new
CompletelyUniqueUsername
I like the tarnish.
SpoilsburyToastMan
Swap the elbow grease for a buffing attachment on a drill... Much faster.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Brass Dumpy. That funky dumpy!
sfrinlan
If this comment doesn't get more points, I'm tellin' all of y'all, it's sabotage.
hightechpirate
Is it brass, or bronze or copper?
dobroweigh
Maybe.
distraingotnobrakes
It’s cake!
b0mtombadil
As long as it's not yellow cake it should be fine
distraingotnobrakes
Lol watch out for the “hot seat”
Eyhlix
"They just don't make things like they used to." -My great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather probably (but in a different language)
OhMyYoureSexxy
Oonga boonga
ReconditeEidolon
Brass pooper. That funky pooper. Brass pooper dooker. That funky pooper. Got this gas that's more than real. Stinky brass pooper that's how
ReconditeEidolon
I feel. You put your left leg down, your right leg up, tilt your head back, let's finish this dump.
Crawmak
That might be a few too many generations back for them to know what a toilet is
delecti
Surprisingly it might actually be too few. Modern flush toilets were invented (though not mass produced) around 1600, ~16 generations ago.
ridureyu
Actually, pooping was invented in 1823.
CharmingPrism
but untill then it was used for throwing up in, after having too much to drink
TheNecronomician
By a man called Jeremiah Poop
Slugsie
Can you imagine how cold that'd be in the middle of winter, and how hot in the middle of summer. No thanks.
Crazyaussiecanadian
It's a flushing toilet, it would have to be inside or in an area that doesn't get below freezing.
distraingotnobrakes
At first I thought the seat was leather lol
Shaodyn
"Honey, can you bring some hot water? I'm frozen to the toilet again."
zenoshogun
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
It would've had an old timey seat cover. Not sure if they still sell them?
Algebraicrhombus
Just run a few wires over to it. Would heat right up.
wpfp976
On the plus side, your dumps would sound like Big Ben.
Eyhlix
If you could afford this toilet then, there's probably a radiator or fireplace next to it. Dont know that. Js.
Goldmarble
I can't lie....having a fire next to a tub would be probably super relaxing.
Eikre
Hook it up to hot water, then your radiator is just a flush away.
Goldmarble
It wouldn't be hot in the summer, unless it was in direct sunlight. But...yeah, winter would SUCK!
ThisIsMyUsernameNotMyComment
Unless the dunny was in a warm place that didn't have cold winters
BonkyMcSignFace
I can. I’ve also had a poo in a plastic bag draped around a bucket. When the call comes, you have to answer. There is no voicemail.
Doompug
"Hårt är att leva. Hårdare att dö. Hårdast att skita i midjehög snö" as the saying goes.
Doompug
Hard it is to live. Harder still to die. Hardest is to take a shit in waist deep snow...
BonkyMcSignFace
Wise indeed but I think dying is easier than living.
Doompug
Perhaps, but most of us fight like hell to avoid it.