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Gun meme tax
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
That orange citrus guy also does civil defence
MySpiffyUsername
I don't know what a nachos making contest is, but I would like to be a part of it.
ngonaame
#16 Prostitution
Sh4dowWalker96
#10 "My computer can't run X" "So get a new one" "I assume you're paying for it, then?"
becauseurwrong
*it's great to be a hyperbolic male character in a sitcom or standup act (i could not read that one srsly cmon)
papazulu1186
Quality memes
DoraTheDestroyer
I will upvote just about anything with that shubbabang comic.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Oh God, the yarn teeth made me so fucking uncomfortable.
OKiluvUBuhBai
Why is that skeleton meditating on a stack of sweetened condensed milk.
filthytank
THEEpleeber
Hi welcome to chilis
GTimgur
Get the RIBS.
meganly
In regards to #2, I found a sealed VHS copy of Aladdin at my parents this summer. There were coupons inside that expired in 1994.
catrov
You should have preserved it. To collectors, items in original packaging bring big bucks.
Cthulhuchooseyou
That knitted skeleton was the most metal thing I've ever seen.
picturesishare
Someone explain #49 for me please?
rshini
social security is a safety net for retirees, but between demographic shifts, increase of starting age and gov. robbing it, millennial 1/2
rshini
and gen Zs will be paying far more into it than they'll never get back, provided our GOP-controlled government doesn't abolish it completely
eromitlab
#18 ayy yo
DumpoldRant
I found a 2 MB flash drive under some old shelving fixtures where I worked. Put it back on a shelf with its $30 price tag and laughed.
BillBaileyslefttesticle
anyone else think tumblr posts are all lies? cos Kmart wouldnt have cctv or security????
rshini
The K-Marts I've been in have been severely understaffed, maybe 3 people max on the floor, and morale is so low they just don't care.
MMAgCh
Stupid though it may be, #5 always gets me.
KlokateerGoAt
I passed 4 kidney stones during a hurricane without pain meds. I am all that is man!
JLPDayton72
to be fair...passing them isn't the painful part. When they move from the kidney is when it feels like a VW Bug driving through your guts.
KlokateerGoAt
It was almost as painful. The stones were larger than normal.
rearrear
I stepped on a lego during a kids party without crying. I am all that is boy!
Chrisgopher
What were you and 4 kidney stones doing walking outside in a hurricane?
pantzequalpooped
EndersGameofThrones
TheLoneWandererOfTheWaste
WildDaft
#1 what show?
bruudwin
. for if anyone else replies. that was hilarious :D
indizone
Isn't that JEM? Truly outrageous!
MMAgCh
Jem and the Holograms, yes. Apparently the episode is "Danse Time".
hotdoginathermos
Gem and the Holograms
yakusokuN8
I'm pretty sure that's "Jem and The Holograms" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtNPFSz9-5c
SneaksieCorsair
sparklefox09
Blackjackal1122
So what I got from that was, she lives off his salary?
GingerHezus
DarkNinja2462
EndersGameofThrones
Nice editing job on this!
fluffydoggo
SkeletonsLoveBooty
lncorrectGrammerNazi
XIIV13C100111
So many frames...
Gav294
http://imgur.com/0QaYr
ParradoxUniverse
My meme now
Djmachale1
EndersGameofThrones
eldonq
fineaddition.gif
mysticTaco
Feronach
cracklinoatbran
The Syrian man in Germany wrote his signs in English.
SmolTenk
Likely because he doesnt speak german. If you look at the pole next to him, the ads are in german.
FoxySpirit
Most likely because he doesn't speak German. Wozu sollte man das in Syrien auch lernen, Englisch ist viel nützlicher.
UghItsThatGuy
Have you ever been to Germany? If you even look like you've walked past a tourist that day, the locals use English. Englisch everywhere.
helena02134
You can't live in a Kmart or similar for a week. They never close; they have people in them 24/7. Sometimes more at night than day.
FinrodFelagundPrinceoftheNoldor
How does your evidence back up your point? It seems like it would just be easier, based on that.
Dyslexicbirch
Jem was such a bad show for kids
spacecadet12
#2 I am offended at that description of Meijer
LJ02201
I don’t think any of the Meijers in my area even sell big furniture items.
dlw45
The Waltons came to visit the early Meijer stores and based many of Walmart's features off of it. They were in different markets. (1/2)
dlw45
They didn't complete early on. Walmart stayed away from Grand Rapids, Michigan until after key people left the helm of each company. (2/2)
Omegilla
I mean its not wrong.
spacecadet12
I think so! It’s way more of a grocery store than anything
krapmyself
Elon Musk will get into a scandal about illegally smuggling and trading antiquated firearms and it will be called MuskGate.
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
#11 What up my knitta
Korusho
#43 is just excuses to be a cheap asshole and an overall worthless human being. :3
steve77777777
#40 I can't read the dude milk flavors very well but I'll try my best. from left to right. "strawberry" "affagatto" "boooq"
Counterfit
Manana, fizz bitch, and gun
PenisShapedPoops
Preeetttyy sure it's banana. Banana dude milk.
steve77777777
nah man it's boooq
rshini
it's Banang
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
#43 I'm sorry but no. Even men need to know Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue and Purple. If you can't name 6 colors you deserve to be mocked
chrisdafish
I hate that picture
MrCaterpillow
Well fuck me sideways, i can only see half of those colors.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
Did ... did someone downvote you for being colorblind?
MrCaterpillow
By golly i do believe they did.
Undrave
You should AT LEAST be able to name a full Power Rangers team!
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
I mean that brings up the whole debate of whether white and black are colors but I think we're now beyond the level of this mongoloid
Undrave
There's always the Dino Charge team :p
billybobthorton1
hey in all fairness its clearly impossible for a woman to learn to turn a wrench, or buy cheaper clothes, or have non-pretentious friends.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
Agreed, it's clearly put together by someone who can't handle ROYGBIV let alone the idea that prejudice is a bad thing
LaddingtonBear1
On a serious note, the “man flu” stereotype is not based in fact. A UK based study shows that women are 42% more likely to take a sick day.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Usually its because our kids are puking everywhere.
shigetsu
honestly as a dude when i get sick an can soldier on. but i take the opportunity to both get well faster and also have an excuse for people>
shigetsu
> to fuck off and let me have peace
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Yes. To take care of sick children. Or possible even sick husbands
kruug
It is based on fact. Based on Canadian research, colds and flus affect men worse than women.
kruug
https://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/news/20171211/does-flu-hit-men-harder-than-women-maybe-so
GuyfromGA
I heard it was based in science, because men have not evolved as strong an immmune system for some reason.Sauce: random radio show
GuyfromGA
Also, see @kruug comment below, which is complete with source.
WorthEveryPenny
Helps that us men don't get periods every month.
LaddingtonBear1
That said I’m a little bitch when I get sick and my wife valiantly soldiers on.
mattbl
This is the real deal.
SmolTenk
For the same reasons? In germany they are usually the ones to take care of sick children etc...
YourBackup
^ ×2
GodzillaHarddiskson
I take every opportunity to take care of the kids when they're sick. I get paid to be with them and sleep on the couch. Ooooh yeah
TheGuyWithTheAppleTattoo
Yeah good point! It says that in the article he posted
LaddingtonBear1
Sorry, my comment was posted late at night. I should have said that neither gender is worse than the other for illness. That is all.
Eilonwyy
The women with children where I work use their sick days on their kids, not on their own illnesses.
YourBackup
As a mother of a 2 year old, I testify.
GodzillaHarddiskson
Is it really a thing, a set number of sick days?
Eilonwyy
For my job, at least, you get a certain number of hours you can use per month. They add up, so you don't have to use them until you need to.
NoOneKnowsImMe
☝️This
pilgriminprogress
Neither my husband or my sick days were never paid and he made more money so I took off for sick kids.
LaddingtonBear1
Sick days are paid in the UK if you are in full time work. Just saying that male hypochondria is a baseless stereotype, that is all.
LaddingtonBear1
Source: https://www.hrzone.com/lead/culture/why-do-women-take-more-sick-leave-than-men-and-what-can-we-do-about-it
spacecadet12
It blows my mind they’re saying 3 sick days per year is a lot
LaddingtonBear1
I’m not. Nor am I saying women are weak. I’m saying the Office for National Statistics says women are 42% more likely to take a sick day.
spacecadet12
I said “they’re” not “you’re”, chill buddy!
KrystenRitterEyeRoll
... that article does not say what you think it says
Ginocide
"a survey from the Office for National Statistics that women are 42% more likely to take sick days than men." Seems to say exactly that.
KrystenRitterEyeRoll
Get sick/=take sick day, as the article goes to great pains to point out
catsaregroundowls
Article might be a bit strong of a word. Haha.
anakhasilver
But not because they're the ones who are sick, which is what's being touted.
cliojayne
Yasss buuuut it also says that men work when they are sick (irresponsible and rude) and women take off to take care of others. Nuance.
Ginocide
It theorizes that with no supporting data. What the original claim was however is empirically supported.
catsaregroundowls
It also says the reason women take more days is to care for others who are sick.
spacecadet12
It says that is the easy conclusion but then if you scroll past their ads there’s more
Ginocide
It theorizes that with no supporting data. What the original claim was however is empirically supported.