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Dec 11, 2016 12:31 AM
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JAVFTO1991
LOL a meat shot !!
Unverified
She's 14? Fuck, what are they putting in the water
mungtongue
Don't know how he convinced her his cum would prevent the flu
hoxanator
You can just look at her and tell she's not a virgin.
duckbutt1234567101
Anti vaccine to the next level
resonantD
LIAR. OMG LIAR.
legolife
And a new religion is born!
donttemptmeokay
The moms face though
TomatoPepper
ok, is normal have a flu shot when your are coming
SnailPlissken
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-14-year-old-virgin-falls-pregnant-after-flu-shot/
Breyers101
The mom's face is actually what I'm doing, reading this retarded article heading.
Horseymcfaceyface
It's satire
glucksRabe
the same lie once started a religion...
kerouazy
Better pregnant than autistic ~Jenny McCarthy probably
Bonovox4043
Great!!! If it's not autism, its pregnancy. Lose lose situation.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Wasn't THAT shot that did it.
heingericke
Isn't a flew shot when you ejaculate from across the room?
jonblaster
This deserves top comment!
SwedishBalls
Repost with that as title #TheImgurWay
Mealone44
Just lay back, this won't hurt a bit. Doctor, probably.
HtownFreethinker
Texas! Being from H-town, I'm not surprised!
feastofthemind
Falls pregnant is a strange phrase....
Maranour
BlueStringsAttached
Spam account
RedWebster
Ohhhh, Texas...
whereigotogetdownvotes
I don't know, she may have the last laugh when that baby can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.....on water! :D
payallente
That nurse must have been smooooth.
CapsShield
thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Also underage, so pedophile.
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
Or a bill Cosby
AmbiguousGardens
Been there
elmiumiuysuabuelaita
yea she probably got a pipicilin shot
Knapaholic
Are we sure this isn't porn? They look like they're just really bad actors.
QuinqueXIA
Ew a 14 year old, holy shit calm the fuck down and wait until 18 then get railed damn
HowlingDysphoria
It's a satire article
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Well it's a bit early imo but it's still her body.
goodbyeitwasfunwhileitlasted
Love it when satire internet articles get a lot of attention. We get to find out who really believes gullible is written on the ceiling
TrippyBobby
*looks up*, GODDAMNIT!
SpongebobReferences
It is written on the ceiling, and it's grossly incandescent
justyouraveragepanda
It's not, I checked
Logi99
I've never seen a satire article that I wouldn't expect from a genuine american news source.
CindyWho4
Seriously lately it's all day every day on fb. And I only use it to keep in touch with people I care about, which makes it worse.
programmatically
where???
ScopesMouthwashTrial
I'm a fan of this comment.
yeoldefrog
there should be a law
GuyNamedSean
I live in Texas. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a real news story.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Oh I believe it's a true story. True in that the girl lied about being a Virgin and got away with that ludicrous excuse
TheForceRestrained
Nah, but if you say asparagus really slowly it sounds like gullible
cloudandtrains
I've seen dumber things, everything is plausible at this point.
hybridjosto
asphinctersayswhat
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
"Huh?"
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Who wrote gullible on the ceiling? I don't see it..
biggreenfan
Me neither. I think something's up.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I c wot u did ther
anunimaginativeusename
My older sister once wrote gullible on the ceiling, no trust
cemcat
Really! Wow
GadenKerensky
She was probably trying to steal your lungs.
SpaceCatJeffy
+1 for asdf movie
GadenKerensky
There's something on your face! *Smack* It was pain!
anunimaginativeusename
That happened too ;-;
GadenKerensky
*Smirk*
udntnome
Was the shot delivered thru a penis and into the vagina?
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
*did not prevent flu
TehButternaut
And the semen flu up in there.
Raminator
misteremjay
Intravaginal penile injection
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Wait...it's this not how they do it? I think my pharmacist may not be qualified to administer the flu shot
themarcmac
My pharmacist did this to me and I couldn't sit down for a while but he said I wouldn't get the flu
chooseday
Seems like it's working, you don't have the flu!
TuggyMcBoatface
Done via turkey baster?
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
ugh, that fucking movie
notme222
... how do you usually give them?
udntnome
PR (per rectum)
TheOGPooner
Haha... was gonna say... in da butt... thank you
udntnome
What what??? In the butt
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
yup this way solves the pregnancy side effect
Raminator
If you don't want a gut, take it in the butt
MrWiggleBottom
The hot beef injection...
SuspiciousClickBait
More like sausage poisoning.
TheRunawayFound
'Most everybody born as a result of a man custard injection.
Aeroblade14
Beef bus
fistermatic5000
I haven't heard that phrase in years. Take your fucking upvote.
Gpirga
This is a quote I need to use in everyday conversation. Thank you.
tarWHOdis
Her dad invented the term
TheOGPooner
Used it in a convy w a boss about a female coworker.. 4hrs later I was looking for a job
nerdguy99
You may have made a slight mistake
TheOGPooner
I did... thought the boss and I were cool... I literally rolled a 1... and I don't even DD