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Sep 14, 2017 11:16 PM
Spfeel
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Flyingfatman
Doctor..... Right. Doctor.
cdubb
I feel like this is a trick to get heterosexuals to do not heterosexual stuff
ButtFaceChase
Knowing my luck I go to get mine checked and the doctor is like 6'11 and can palm two basket balls with one hand.
JoelGeek
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
I get it. No shame brother
HalfwayHez
I know the feel @OP , I have colitis and basically have to shave or it's dingleberry city for me. It's so much nicer to have it shaved imo!
OutlawsAndTigers
Mightyhealon
I was told butthole hair is what makes it possible to fart silently
DefinitelyAFurry
can confirm
rodneywarren
Shave your ass once. And if you are lucky you will never have to it again. Then your butt cheeks stick together when you walk...
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Only once?
afartnSpartan
I'm confused by all three of these sentences. Separately and in conjunction with each other.
WholesomeAF
* passionately mutters* "Clean Cut Coal Mine... gonna Spfeel that"
Spfeel
Lol I appreciate the name usage
Juxtapose2000
This generation is so afraid of hair it's absurd.
HeLiesInDrink
Of all the things that happened, this one happened a little bit more.
CherokeeNationWillReturn
No. Turn it around. Make THEM uncomfortable.
Dangeruff
Who shaves that? Belt sander gets the job done much more quickly.
IllTryToKeepItInteresting
I imagine that's the same face you made during said exam too......
Spfeel
It was more like
avestrainer
forestfinagle
mheurtevent1
For the love of God and all that is holy... my ANUS IS BLEEDING!
KrazyNTAC
Now, I can understand a trim, but to shave it? *cringe* I can just see the shit getting stuck to the stubble like soft tissue gets stuck.
tangybreath
Personally, there are two bad things. 1.The sharp stubble growing in is very irritating and 2. for some reason you feel the ass sweat more
GRMM
I once had a doctor put a finger in my ass. He said "did that hurt?" I said, "doc, you've opened strange doors that will never close again"
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
Doctor's expression = (o.o)
Spfeel
Was he the one?
Seethreepeeoh
Was it just the one?
MyNameIsHorace
How is your pediatrician?
DoomSkuller
Giggity. What was his response to that?
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
How do you even shave down there?
Taliska
carefully...
itsrainingjunk
Seethreepeeoh
"prostate exam"
Spfeel
"Doctor"
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
You were an excellent patient.
Ipostchemistrystuff
"Shaves"
weirdipedia
"Uncomfortable"
TheLastGunslinger
He probably said that on purpose.
terrafiore
Manual examination of the prostate is no longer recommended.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2016/09/06/Digital-rectal-exam-of-prostate-may-no-longer-be-necessary-researchers-say/2491473184771/
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Synopsis: Manual exams can save 2% more lives. But it makes everyone so terribly uncomfortable, so fuck those 2%.
terrafiore
An experienced practitioner can identify abnormal prostate tissue using manual examination. Those who don't would be useless
ObliqueRay
How do you even shave your buttcrack? Like, how do the mechanics of it work?
failurez
With an axe.
NZSheeps
Swallow razor blades and it self shaves when you pass them.
JupitersWitch
Solid advice.
439857349856786
pop a squat and be gentle
theherowemaynotneedrightnow
I wax my asshole. I'm upfront about it. I like my ass licked.
AVoiceOfReason
Same.
broccolicheddarbakedpotato
I'd nominate this for comment of the day if I could. I love your zero-fucks-given earnestness.
Taliska
One must ask... you wax it yourself or do you have an aesthetist (like at a spa or salon) do it for you?
Youcantsaychickswithdicksanymore
I wasn't a man till my gf licked my fart box
Cranksta
Rimming is the best
SickOfThisCessPool
I absentmindedly pull out my body hair when I'm bored. Keeps me smooth, though, so I don't mind.
Astro777
Smooth crumb slots are the best.
SickOfThisCessPool
You flirt
Taliska
Please tell me you made that account JUST for the comment...?
SickOfThisCessPool
Nope.
theherowemaynotneedrightnow
Quick pain is delicious, everybody enjoys little things.
ILieForFakePoints
As a gay doctor I can confirm https://imgur.com/2DWOp5q
TheDivineUsersub
Dream job, huh?
ZOMGFLYINGTIGER
The doctor is in ^_^
YourMomJokes
better than being a gay fish
ocarinaplayer
Spfeel
As heterosexual male
jonestown
"he raped me."
DoomSkuller
Hey, um, yeah, I'd like to make an appointment...
ImAWolfPackof3
Name checks out.
WellThatsOriginal
Liar!
ILiekToCookAndBake
Cmon man, now im even more scared.
TungstenOrbital
JustAustin
Risky click of the day!
Monka42
Idk if I wanna click that link...
Fistedflan
Im relevant
SenorCakeVoter
I approve this message
Spfeel
That cake looks delicious
TheDivineUsersub
It would look better coming out of you... wait...
hahamadeyoucry
It looks flantastic
EnergyFiend
???? You put you're right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in, and shake it all about ????
strappeddom
I love to be fisted.
kraquepype
I love Flan.
Skulllox
Fisting Flan.
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
Here, have some Flan on flan.
strappeddom
Wanna fist my flan?
Fistedflan
This is like the back story you Reeses peanut butter cups.
strappeddom
Put your peanut butter butter deep in my chocolate.
CrashX23
Now do it to my sister.
WhatTheHeII
FistedFam
Fistedflan
Wham bam fisted fam
Highwired
@op causal way of admitting he shaves his asshole.
SplashesinPuddles
Pylonidal Cysts?
UserNameWasNotTaken
Dingleberries
Bryanv95
-are not an issue for him.
allninjalike
Why wouldn't you?
wasserhund
Wiping is better
UpVoteAllTheScience
I just like anal
Highwired
DaDisser
Why wouldn't you
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
*announcing
Highwired
Shaving your ass makes it almost impossible to sneak a fart. That shit horn blasts with reverb that would make Pavarotti proud!
TwoEyedWilly
Not if you wear a thong
fartbox
casual*
professionalwindowlicker
Makes a rim job better and the sex feels great
Tuytle
Phhhhttt
rowdypup
Eh, that's a preference, personally nothing is better than a hairy ass. A shaved ass and dick doesn't look natural on a grown man.
AVoiceOfReason
*Calls it a preference, proceeds to then insult people who do it and calls it unnatural* Okay then, pal.
rowdypup
I'm not your pal, bud, I said it doesn't look natural. I didn't say the practice was unnatural. So take your username and shove it.
McKyrl
As a woman who likes grown men, I have to disagree with you. No one likes hair in their mouth.
YouWillNotLikeThis
Do you eat a lot of grown mens asses?
professionalwindowlicker
As a man who likes grown men, I agree with the lady
rowdypup
As a gay man, I've met more guys who like a hairy ass. Most of us don't care for a huge bush, but an ass is usually left alone.
Leeohh
Is this really a way to avoid dingleberries? Asking a as an interested/experimental citizen
ISiNipple
Yeah, its great. Keeps smell down too. It'll take a few regrows for the skin to put up with stubble, bear with it tho
RickFromEarthC137
Not a great idea. You will not enjoy the stubble come back, nor swamp ass because it's now 100x worse than what you had before hairless.
ino84
Swamp ass is a myth, it just feels smooth and you're not used to that anymore. Do it regularly and you'll be glad you did it.
afartnSpartan
I feel like my swamp ass has gotten better. And the stubble isn't bad if you trim/shave in the shower.
supersomatic
stubble? You don't use a fucking traditional razor to shave your ass...
DaDisser
False. I dont' even feel it growing back in, and besides that sweating is much less annoying without hair trapping it.
ISiNipple
Not after a few regrows... And no swamp_ass, what u talkin about?
Canadoug
Shower
Leeohh
I dun did do dat
ProfessorDumbass
Hairless ass farts have volume level set to over 9000. No more silent and deadly
Ornomornos
Fur muffler has a new meaning now.
cpip56
Ok this made my day ????
bitemark
Get a bidet. They're like $30 on amazon and will change your shitting life. You'd be surprised what you miss
RiskyScars
Link
k4FoodSmasher
Did the same a few years ago. It changed my life.
TheSpleen
but wet ass...?
Zandrake
Toilet paper
TheSqeeek
Would you rather scrape shit off your ass for 10 minutes, or blast it off and dry with one wipe?
mikeatike
"your shitting life"
RandAIFlagg
he shits you not
TheSqeeek
Mine shows up tomorrow, I'm so fucking excited. Just started some new medications that have me burning through TP at an amazing rate
scatter
$30?! Shit, I'm ordering one now.
tjop
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icookfoodandfightfire
did that once, unfortunately due to work i can get pretty sweaty. You dont realise what ass hair does to help with sweaty crack until all >
ezgoing
Chuckle
somethingfunnysomethingwitty
Too relatable. Not the pad though, just the pool of ass sweat
afartnSpartan
Dude wtf. If anything, I think it makes my ass LESS sweaty from less heat. I suggest wearing different underwear.
icookfoodandfightfire
i have two theories, either the hair helped wick away the sweat or like the other guy said it helps insulate
Nathanpk
It really really doesn't its one of the main reasons we have hair in areas that can chafe/get to hot. The air trapped between hair
Nathanpk
insulates your junk and therefore keeps a more stable temperature, take that away and the temp will rapidly change for good or bad
afartnSpartan
Huh. I guess I'm gonna really pay attention to it. I have pretty unruly armpit hair, so I even trim that. That'd b easy to tell a difference
icookfoodandfightfire
the hair is gone. After an hour of sweating i had a literal puddle in my underwear, and not a good one, to go with the mother of all >
icookfoodandfightfire
rashes from taint to top of the crack. After 2 days of that my then-gf had the bright idea to give me a pad to help soak it up...
icookfoodandfightfire
and that, folks, is the story of how i shaved my ass and ended up wearing a womens menstrual pad for two weeks til my ass hair came back
pointsForNothing
Take my 4 upvotes...
thebirdbiologist
That story was glorious, thank you.
Highwired
I'm glad I read that through to the end. Hilarious! Thanks.
Pulger
You shave your prostate?
rochesterroberts10
shaves it like duck confit!
PhillyDillyDee
xane
tonydanzavextravaganza
Lol'd + 1
SpiffytheChicken
In all honesty, it's so gross and hairy, might as well.
Straffertheflavor
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Astrolobos
usually with a nose trimmer taped to a wooden ladle
allninjalike
Don't knock it til you try it
RisingSol
Trim the forest dude. doesn't get itchy like shaving and you also get rid of the gross ass.
Corrodias
(the prostate is an internal organ)
RisingSol
i meant the butthole.
bigdog1983
But how??
RisingSol
old beard trimmer. cleaned thoroughly after.
BewilderedBeaver
The prostate is the one that shaves.
CrackerStacker
Thank you, I LA'ed (laughed audibly)
Frizoggy
Is "LA'ed" a thing? Are you trying to make it a thing? Just asking cuz you said it, like you would to save time, then defined it.
CrackerStacker
Lol has lost its substance. Mainly, beer was involved with the making of this post.
CrackerStacker
*Comment. Shit
SolidestCurve
ISwearImNotAHorcrux
High five to everyone who gets this.
Spfeel
Very ahem, scratchy process
Mountainbae
Excellent gif choice
lupusfulgaris
It must feel horrible growing back
Gatadata
speaking out of experience: WATCH OUT FOR INGROWN HAIRS OH MY GOD!!
SideEffectsOfJuice
Ah, ingrown hairs... You know where I love those? IN MY FUCKING NOSE.
Gatadata
noooooooo!!!
KodiakHunt
Is it like a shave or a wax?
Cartoones
.
SudoNimm
Lolz
Spfeel
Awe dude shaved. Yeah I'm kinda weird about it, I'm flexible and everything to make sure it's smooth. Hope I never go to prison
baronramsey
you'd be a prisoner's delight, now I kinda hope you do go to prison, no offense @OP.
anjunaspeak23
After seeing your reaction, it's like you can braid the hair after 2 hours. Maybe your urologist found his fetish? Weird...
hippysson
but the sandpaper effect when it regrows is not worth it?!?!
dormantmutant
But why shave at all??
SubZeroWithAFever
Like if Austin Powers' chest bush relocated
pumpernicklelel
You would probably be a blue chip escort in prison
allBeefNoFiller
Noice.
SandwichedCheese
A hair relaxant is easier. Like Magic Shaving Powder or Nair, but i prefer Magic. But it does sting a bit. Its better than shaving though.
TweakerTheBarbarian
Probably make shitting easier. For some of us, it's like trying to wipe chunky peanut butter out of shag carpet with tissue paper.
Madhouse5213
yup it's worse when you dont clean 100% and the hairs gets glued to everything
NickNoltesStuntDouble
Xannacor
LordStarkillerHimself
HoukouUkage
Jesus man, tmi
SheepOfTheCosmos
Alright, remind me to shave when I'm at that age.
Primotimewaster
SandwichedCheese
TMI, but true that.
Spfeel
That's definitely been a plus.