Life, before and after Dogs

Aug 22, 2019 10:36 AM

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And I think I can speak for many pet owners in that they won't trade it for the world.

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I like that the wallet in one has no picture on the left and a selfie with a dog in the right

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:( before :) after

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worth it

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I mean sure, if you don’t train your dog at all. You can have the left panels and the dog. You just have to make the effort.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Heck no!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wait, 2015???

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot about all the poop you now come in contact with

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a Lab. They'll take care of it for you. :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 Mans best wingman

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand are you saying I shouldn’t get a dog becauuuuuuuuuuuse...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 good reasons why I have no dog ?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Seriously, I have a dog but this was horrifying

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Difficult as pets are, it beats trusting some random person you never met to be your roommate.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of those dogs is a cat.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At least two are, I noticed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My life quickly turned back to the before out of nowhere. I'd give anything to have him back.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t trade it at all! One thing I would like it a little more time with them. 15 years isn’t enough

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a large breed. I’ll be lucky with 10 :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those children look weird

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is weird. Usually these pictures have kids in them and imgur hates kids. Swap them out for dogs and no one knows how to feel... xD

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d have to disown my parents if they seriously thought my black cat was unlucky

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Why would I want a dog now?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because they’re actually not like this when your train them well

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you train them to start fires you can use them to exact revenge on your enemies and no one will supsect (or believe) it was you.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why no!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would not trade it for the world. Getting a dog has changed my life. My dog is 12 now and I love being able to care for him in his old age!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His personality is also hilarious now: always excited still, slightly grumpy, super chill. Adopt an old dog if you can! They are wonderful.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half of these are more of life after not training dogs well. I hate how a lot of people think that an untrained dog is “just how they act”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And if dog food and dog care is so expensive for you that you run out of money, don’t get the dog! It’s not fair to them

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also don’t eat and share your food, thats a slippery slope which leads to begging in number #5

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Man dogs are awful.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

True but they are better behaved than werewolves, you dont really hear about man dogs mauling people.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute dog comic

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that every panel holds true even though I'm an American and this was made by someone I'm assuming lives in Taiwan.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, alright! I am convinced, I won't get a pet!

6 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 6

Dude most of these are examples of poorly trained pets.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

...and poorly trained or lazy humans. It’s a lot of work to have a good+happy dog. But so worth it.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Makes me not want to get a dog lol, I'll stick to my cats

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A crate trained, well trained, clean dog (of the rights breeds) won’t do many of these things. Well...it depends. But we can eat on the...

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

...couch with her next me and she won’t try to steal food. And she sleeps on the bed until we both get in and then she crates herself. ...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

...but we also spend a lot on training as a puppy, and got her (a rescue) as a tiny pup. And of course we got lucky with a good one.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dw, most of these are poor training/exercise. Just know how to handle them and you will be fine.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

That's the spirit!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These pics make dogs seem like a bad decision

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

It is, from pretty much every POV aside from health and happiness.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's just showing the realities of dog ownership, but also notice how most panels also show the dog loving you.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I love my two cats I am certain not to take others in future.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most worthwile endeavors require effort and sacrifice to some degree, pets are no different.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Actually, those pics show you that it’s a bad decision not to train your dog well.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. Could paint the same pic with a significant other in your life. You lose some personal time/independence, but get more for it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah happiness with a pet, child, and SO all really on an individuals capacity to invest quality time into the relationships

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see it. They're like small children. If you didn't want stuff destroyed, then live alone.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have kids, might as well get a dog, to ruin the carpets along with your already ruined life . ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worth it. All of it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dogs are a double edge sword. When my dog got to old to live comfortably, it was the hardest day of my life.

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4 years, for 1 really bad day. Would do it all over again, every time. RIP Megatron. May you forever knock things off the rainbow bridge

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the ultimate caveat, but don't dwell on them gone. Remember the enrichment and joy they brought in life. Your pets would want that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog is aging but likely will live several more years. It has greatly constricted my life. People have to be prepared for that.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Just remember, the trade off was the unconditional love from them you will ALWAYS have

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's worth the pain. All those years of happiness are so very much worth the pain.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We are struggling with that now my MIL's dog is going on 14, mostly blind, deaf, has no teeth, arthritis, the list goes on, but the MIL can'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can't let go. It breaks my heart to see the dog so miserable.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We let one go too long, and the results were far crueler than putting him down would have been.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just wait until the same happens to your parents. #

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I came here to say exactly this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This made me cry in McDonald's

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. My ex took our dog and put her down without telling me. Gonna be a while before I get another dog....

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True but they spend their entire life loving you. Is it not worth it to get to remember and love them for the rest of yours? :)

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

As a victim of years of abuse as a child, I am numb emotionally. Then when my dog of 14 years passed, I cried like a little girl. /cont

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Her final gift to me was getting feelings again. I’m no longer numb. I now show my kids how it’s normal to feel sad and happy, thanks, Lola

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Lola sounds incredible! Glad to hear you're no longer numb, she sounds like a good good girl!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She was the best! So is Butters my new buddy!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The greatest cat that ever lived, (fight me), had a massive stroke, and I had to make the decision at the vet's.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its always hard, but the good outweighs that bad

6 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Been through it with dogs and cats a number of times ... never gets easier, but never isn't worth having them.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Yeah I have had loads of pets since childhood. Always hurts but would always do it again.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish pets can live more than just 15-17 years

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Something like an African Grey will outlive *you*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try a tortoise. Or a greenland shark.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’m shocked reading science of the longevity of the Greenland Shark.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got a greenland shark a few weeks ago! He was really lively at first but now he just lays there, never moving.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#current_events

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A couple of cats have lived into their 30s. But yeah, I wish breeders went straight for super long healthy lives rather than other shit.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cats living to 30? Wow that’s like a world record isn’t it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like 15 have hit 30, with the insane record holder making to just 38.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a list on Wikipedia. Telling is that two of them were owned by one person.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta look that up, can’t believe so many get to that age

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#8 where Goldie is siding with dad has a betrayed look

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I mean, it is a golden. The only thing they care about more than food is more food.

6 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

What about food though? They also care about that.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

More food and headpats

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip. Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Golden's priorites are food, attention, and food. In that order.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Golden's priories is, whatever another dog is getting, food, followed by attention.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My goldendoodle agrees

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless its broccoli. My goldie will eat anything but broccoli

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Teach your pets not to beg and don't feed them while you eat and you won't have one of those problems

6 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 1

And crate train or teach them manners and your house won't be destroyed haha.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've seen an upward trend of people treating dogs like undisciplined children, a well trained loyal dog is not only cute, but a family asset

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My pets don't eat people food. Simple as that. Easier to never start them on that journey.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Don’t feed them people food. Crate when not home. Get trash cans with pet proof lids. Problems solved.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

Crates are awful. If your dog isn't intelligent enough to train (or if you're shit at it) then don't have a dog.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Personally like crate training and crated when my pups were smaller, as they grew I let them have the run of the house most days I worked.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They got to get more exercise and go potty when they needed to (dog door for the win), but accidents do happen-mostly negligent human stuff

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Their crates are where they eat or go to to retreat and be alone now mostly

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's exactly how I raised my pup! Although when we go to new locations, I crate when leaving for extended periods b/c she gets a little /1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disagree with crating. Maybe put them in a fenced yard with a shady area/doghouse/sprinkler for them to stay cool.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Great idea if you can afford a house with a fenced in yard..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't have to crate for most dogs. Apply technics to reduce anxiety separation and yes indeed, put your stuff in safe places.

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

You don't have to, but it's a good option. My dog likes its crate, and it's a safe space for her

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mine too but loves to switch rooms and walk à bord

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