TMI

This is your TMI warning.

I'm no dick detective. Not a penis aficionado or erection expert, but I feel like mine doesn't fall clearly within either of the main chop / no-chop groupings.

This first came up when one girlfriend made an offhand comment like "well you're circumcized, so."
I don't even remember the context, just the mild confusion I reacted with.
I always assumed I wasn't, I guess because I have the whole turtleneck thing going when deflated for easy storage.
Since then I've sheepishly brought it up with a couple other girlfriends who have all reacted the same: laughing at the unexpected and slightly awkwardness of it, and then investigating and coming to the same "huh that is weird. I'm not sure." conclusion.

It is a piggy in a blanket when stowed for travel, but not enough to cover the head.
Once fully deployed the skin isn't tight but there's no excess baggage.
There is a bit of a line in the foreskin that some have claimed to be scar tissue but it could just as easily be a tan or something.

And I am not about to call up my mother and be like "Hey mom, did you and dad get me the old dick chop? How did that discussion go?" My knowledge is not worth that awkwardness.

So, yeah. My dong might be a little weird.

To be clear, I'm not at all stressed about it but it does make for a good conversation starter.

Edit: This post has been marked mature, because apparently having a penis counts as a "non explicit sexual experience"