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I'm inching my way to hell for laughing at this and sharing the image to have company during the inevitable descent. ;D
Nov 5, 2025 3:06 AM
dashriproc1
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I'm inching my way to hell for laughing at this and sharing the image to have company during the inevitable descent. ;D
SherMattLockSmith
No no, don't take the plate, that is too obvious, take the ring with the wheels on it out from under the plate so it starts making strange noises and not turning right.
DYLANLEE79
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gobby
Dark
SMarkt
exorcism might help, but i wont recommend. you are on your best way to get a leading position in hell. hail satan!
pushingchildrenintotraffic
good ol BnE
Twinklepot
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MioTaalas
Sebastopol140
Nice frisbee!
AntaNce
single use toy
TyrCarter
I once got thrown out of an apartment because my landlord backpedaled on my dogs. I left a couple quail eggs in the courtain rods. Takes a week or two for them to get REALLY stinky. Good luck locating the smell, fucker
jimhotep
Damn.
Tomigami
Next time someone does me terribly wrong, I'm stealing their colander. Sure, they're easy to replace, but you don't grab that fucker until you need it, and good luck finding a bowl full of holes before you got mushy pasta. Better think twice before you steal MY parking spot again.
EmeraldLight
I mastered draining pasta using the lid while in college because I never remembered to by a colander lol
ProfessorHerpDerp
Could be even more evil and replace it with one that doesn't quite fit (they are FAR from being interchangeable)
Ghlargh
Oh i know, i visit a place with 20 microwaves of different brands, people often mix them up when cleaning the ovens.
pareidoliaperson
Man I just cut people out. Ain´t nobody got time for petty shit.
CanuckleheadCan
And it's better for your spiritual health.
Iwouldbenick
Back in college someone pissed me off at a party so i stole the back of their toilet and left. To this day no one really knows it was me. Acted all confused when informed. Remember kids the correct answer is, "i have no clue what you are talking about"
CanuckleheadCan
I'm trying to envision what part of the toilet....like the entire reservoir tank? Or the lid to the tank? Or the toilet seat lid...but I don't think that would be easy to separate from the seat.
Iwouldbenick
The tank lid. Put on my coat, went to the bathroom and put it in my coat, and left. Deven, if you are reading this, fuck you.
meesterjohnson
At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled
LinguisticBitch
I have two spare ones from old microwaves. Never know when one breaks.
Ghlargh
Just make sure they fit perfectly, they might look the same but often they don't quite fit another oven.
AttentionDeficitHyperDepression
I kept one from my previous microwave after the damn thing stopped working. Works nicely as a generic glass tray.
morningxafter
If they really piss you off, steal some old antique photos of their grandparents. https://youtu.be/wu-7soEIHgY
Morg729
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NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
ToenailClippingsJar
It’s better to take the turning porcelain puece then put the plate back to be honest.
Have them wonder then go mad over finding a replacement for it.
LaronX
This or the ring with the wheels
WackyTicTacCasualty
Behold, we have found the Zen-master of requital.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Or you could cut the shower curtain in half waist high so that when he's in using it, people can see his junk.
sombradeamigo1742
you got an open floor plan for your shower or what?
HumanFromPlanetEarth
List of imgur users who never saw episode IP05010 "The Gang Reignites the Rivalry". Original air date December 10, 2009.
DdCno1
And then what?
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Is your shower facing a big window to the front of your house or something? Does your bathroom not have doors?
Snooj
Seeing junk wouldn't be the issue for me, it would be getting water everywhere.
drousnavat
Pettiest thing I ever did was take the knobs off an ex's washing machine and dryer. Years later, found out he was using pliers to turn em on
Sensiblyinteresting
This Dude was a jerk so I took the ice trays from his freezer. The dude had no chill now neither did his fucking drinks.
SMarkt
always have a screwdriver with you to loosen the metal ring that secures the hose to the water supply
SimSimSimsalabim
Knife will also do.
Sticklebrickk
Which is hilarious, because you can get them at the hardware store
theyallcallmefeebz
I took a single settlement piece from someone’s Settlers of Catan of the color they always chose.
ImTired2
I once took someone's shower rod and curtain. So stupid lol
BullittGT
Fuck ya
maincarrot
He didn't deserve it. She's been doing that shit their entire marriage and he had enough!
bladderinfection
If they didn’t think to invest in a set of vice grips, I don’t know what to tell them.
PineappleLoopsBroether
You can get replacements on ebay for like $6 a piece.
EroticZombiePants
They apparently didn't even think to look for replacement knobs. I mean you can get them in any of the big hardware stores.
tentacularfleshscape
Nothing so permanent as a temporary fix
PimpinKen
Would probably be cheaper than a dedicated pair of pliers
Gibleteousjack
Back out and steal one of the 4 leveling feet.
SimSimSimsalabim
Leveling feet are pretty common in hardware stores, so you can replace them quite easily.
Fairemont
Thats part of what makes it petty.
digitalbac0n
Yoinked every remote control from a house party where every individual person was an S-tier asshole.
Crashed there (because driving fucked up is fucked up) and, in the morning, collected every tv/cable/garage remote and took took'em with me. Fuck'em
stabthecrab
If every person in the room is an asshole…you might be the actual asshole and they are just acting like an asshole to you for doing something an asshole would do. And treating you like an asshole. Also. Divining to a party, and getting so fucked that you can’t drive home, and crashing at there place is not an asshole move on the part of the host. It’s an asshole move on the part of you. The more I think about this the more i think you’re the asshole buddy
stabthecrab
Oh yeah, then you stole the remotes. You’re totally not an asshole
3andAHalfLivesAgo
To be fair, he said EVERY individual which would include himself. And he never said he wasn’t an asshole. So maybe just an asshole doing asshole things to other assholes?
stabthecrab
Didn’t catch that at first. Good spot