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Jun 19, 2024 1:18 AM
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
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NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Don’t low ball me. I know what talent I’ve got.
CrisprCAS
QuigleyDownUnder
Fun sized
PaulHurley
IliveIdyeIliveagain
She is really handy
RavennaMagnus
BoobJiggle
Tiny Texie, seems she's a fairly popular "influencer" on all the normal social medias.
And she's actually even smaller than this video makes her look, it seems
desl14
ElbowDeepInADoor
CapitalNick
That's Tiny Texie...... so I've.... um...... heard. *ehem*science*ehem*
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I did a *tiny* amount of science research, you were in fact correct. Pun intended. She has some pretty jewelry for her bottom, ha!
ubermonkey21
Small hands, good for thievin'. Smells of cabbage
drduffer
Of course no one comments on the boots of the guy filming.
lloyd2288
Now that I went back to check, I think the guy with the camera is “A Pimp Named Slickback” https://youtu.be/A6m06VV353M?feature=shared
datphone777365
WestieTree5
Tiny Texie for researchers out there
Donaldbain
A little breaking and entering.
FakeFlagger
Relikar
I, for one, actually like that song. And I hate country music.
khopesh87
Oh, I love fidget spinners!
ShimmerinStrider
And she in heels.
ThePastmaster
Why use a fisheye filter to make her look even smaller than she is?
guardian19d
Ocean's .25
BautaStein
Halfling Rogue
Davedavedavedavedave
Short girl. Farm?
LittleLordThudleroy
Porn.
ZiggyMundo
Of the ant kind.
HOAMTH
Short girl. Mines?
brickius
Short girl. Farm accident?
HillOfBeans
That one doesn’t even make sense and I still giggled.
mercyPandaRunner
Oh, it does.
Gannon3d
Yes, but one made for ants
whitebbwolf
btw, she does science
LogicDude
For anyone wondering? SHE DO.
TheAsscrackBandito
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DiscJockey
Well come on mate.
aloharamada
Her name's on the video, pretty sure you can figure it out from there.
lordlawrence1972
pupquine
IceWeaselX
I found out I could undo chain locks in the USMA barracks. Similar to this, everyone assumed the door gap was too small. People really underestimate skinny people's access to things. Vending machines used to be grab-and-go before designers realized they needed to add an obstacle to the dispensing slots. I still managed to grab some cans in the early 90s.
ucandcantunc
I remember stealing from those as a kid
StuartWells
Had a mate in high school who could clean out the bottom two rows of the vending machines thanks to his skinny hands, wasn't long after we noticed the vending machines putting in a flap to stop you from reaching in.
jadanks
Our school just stopped stocking the bottom 2 rows. 🥲
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Can grabbing!
BeckyLookAtHerButt
She is the key master
PutItInNeutral
She can get the chips at the bottom of a Pringles can, no problem.
4sambucas
using both arms
MrSwissroll
♫ Let her do it for youuu ♫
firlefranz
FakeFlagger
So can I.. I'll just cover myself with crumbs in the process.
Quizz25S
That snack that got wedged in the vending machine? Yep. She's got it.
CrisprCAS
Arms aren't long enough
AnOceanOfStars
She just has to walk all the way there.
abtei
She can get a new can from the vending machine w/o paying no problem
TheDaharMaster
Over400
Is this Bo Burnham’s child?
jackohill108888
She's a small time criminal.
TsubakiTragic
Simply a matter of finding the right person for the job.
SuperGeniusPS
DarthMaddness
Now your just a little out of hand
pupquine
MrSnuffleupagus172
Convicted by a petit jury……but they gave her a short sentence….
MuseMatar
Did you hear about the 4 foot psychic who escaped prison?
She was a small medium at large.
tgeliot
There was a report of them fleeting down a stairwell. It was a little con descending.
FairfaxJack
Did ya hear about the guy that ran away from the insane asylum and then they found him in a brothel? It was a case of nut bolts and screws
indiscriminatedumpvoter
What about the one about the uppity grifter going down the stairs?
He was a condescending con descending.
FairfaxJack
...but enough about Trump
indiscriminatedumpvoter
Where’s the lie, though?
kickedoutofthehole
THATS MY JOKE!!! Give it back lol
Rannath
It is our joke, comrade.
captincorpse
paynoattentiontousernames
It's mine now
firlefranz
paynoattentiontousernames
rcgom
tiny texie?
funkmoth
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ChicksDigTrucks
Kinda says it right on the vidja there, yep.
rcgom
so it does, forgive my poor eyesight
lljkstonefish
I hear that's a side effect.
GodGunsAndMillerLite
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MiHaleEsSuHale
She do
meatsmokertx
Where
homoerection
The interwebs
TheSmoothSayer
Guess I’m into dwarfs now
homoerection
You weren’t before?
SuperGeniusPS
BeaverOnFire
ishovethingsupmyass
Thats a goblin
Soboredwithlife
That's not a dwarf.
DumpleDog
Dwarven muscle mommies you say...
SnarfyMcSnarferson
*whispers* They've got beards
WalrusMuscles
Follow that insta tag, you're in luck, she's a porn star.
dirtmarker
Only in your fantasies
Heroasteral
I know of her. And you can find her on certain sites so it doesn't have to be in your fantasy
LyingSOB
Don't leave us hanging...
Heroasteral
Her name's in the video
relevent
I've heard there's a dwarf working girl in Vegas somewhere? So maybe I'm their bank account, too.
DrowningLessons
You're in luck
jaggcomputing5
Not a dwarf. Dwarfism is a medical condition.
HighMagosSquidward
Oh, this lady is a scientist, if that helps.
thequicksilver
If you were a bit of a scientist, you'd probably be able to do research to explain that. #iykwim
UserNamesArentEasy
Always have been.
jwillr86
Attention All scientists...
She do.
DarthGoodguy
iamlegendinjapan
It's the dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women
DarthGoodguy
nikolateslaismyhomeboy
MarredWoodWithNails
Texie here is an adult entertainer. ;)
Go for it!
jargonmon
It's the pano lens on the camera. If you use the door knob as a reference, I'd say she's maybe 4foot 10/11 or 147cm tall. Fun sized. And she looks it.
Skevoid
Tall heels though!
ih8clickb8
No. No it’s not. I looked her up. She’s very small.
Snooj
Justanotherimgurbrowser
Anything under 150cm is considered dwarfism.
Blud4BludGod
Bro, that doorknob is at forehead height for her. Those things barely come up to my hip.
kamikazehindenburg
I looked it up and she is 3'6" or 107cm.
mullinsmark007
Nope. She's a little person and an adult star to boot.
Blud4BludGod
A man needs a name
PballQhead
Bridget the Midget
theoriginalgiga
Different scientist
16bitStarbuck
Jim.
MissIWasntItching
Tiny Texie. Her instagram is right there in the video.
austinwizardforhire