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Sweater says birthday boy on it. Family got upset and asked me to leave or take it off. Since leave was the first option I left. Heres to the holidays folks!
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bigsisbeast
I get that it's a perfectly fine sweater, but you only have 1 family, and Christmas only comes once a year. Take it off and be with your fam
GoldnRule
Lots of people would see this as sacrilegious and lots of people would see it as hilarious. It's divisive.
Tkeleth
So is your whole family fundamentalist evangelical Luciferian satanists?
mikeatike
Maybe his family is Jewish? I got nothing, I don't know what kind of humorless people would not at least be neutral.
seanybhoy87
http://www.tipsyelves.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/e/jesus_christmas_sweater_flat_2_1.jpg
seanybhoy87
For those wondering what it looks like
Itisseventyalonghere
Muricans.
MrsMarklar
railgap
but it's the reason for the season an' all that, how is this offensive? "Making light of their faith" or some such claptrap?
UnavailableUsername1
Fuck em. That's an awesome sweater.
hunglikehodor
If my family ever asked me to leave for such a dumb reason I definitely would. It's not like it's satanic or anything, just lightly cheeky.
letmenumberthatforyou
lightly... fried fish fillets
1234canIhavealittlemore
Well, we're not seeing the whole sweater are we?
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
We don't know the whole picture. Maybe he's not wearing pants.
80percentlegs
http://www.tipsyelves.com/jesus-christmas-sweater
bigdog1983
Oh.. plot twist?
Hashmob
you're like a whore posting a selfie 1- post photo bitching 2- put on a shitty sad face 3- only partially have said thing in the picture
ionlylooklikeimworking
aww thank you
Hashmob
Any time baby
xmilguyindab
Your family needs to get a grip on reality. You: "Either let me wear this sweater and stay or I am going to tell I'm gay"
colonelpanic1981
ionlylooklikeimworking
i dont believe it either
DukeTO
I believe. My parents would pull the same thing if I wore that sweater. Hence why I haven't gone home in years.
LeonSandcastle
This needs more upvotes.
capnthunderpants
Make it up by offering to bring dessert tomorrow! May I suggest birthday cake
canisaydelicious
You look magestic
Djdoubleb
Southern baptist here and this sweater would get my vote for best at party. Merry Christmas and god bless.
Zeusifer6
I'd kinda like you to take it off for other reasons...
ionlylooklikeimworking
Well thanks ya very much
Kaibunny143
Same
ionlylooklikeimworking
totes same
GABAtransaminase
Sweater is amazing, +1
dolphindreamsandsatan
Thank God you got the easy way out! Have a great Christmas, enjoy it your way :-)
caerulakid
Take it off! Take it off!
ionlylooklikeimworking
I did. It was great
BalmDeBono
Well you can come to my place anytime.
ionlylooklikeimworking
Omw
whenboredomhits
He can come to mine after
ionlylooklikeimworking
fight for me.
ndannajones
WINNER TAKES ALL
Darkspire
B99Reactions
Plot twist: theyre atheists
finnforfun
Probably not, lol
Fleecemaster
I actually assumed that was the problem, maybe I missed where he said
jeroenemans
Nice of you to not show the entire sweater, not wearing pants and all
ionlylooklikeimworking
who wears pants anyway
Gianttesticlemonster
Sorry your famjam's "THAT" type of christian. I must say that sweater is hilarious and where could i get one?
PresidentMuffin
It's funny how all of us know what kind of person you're referring to even though you literally specified nothing at all.
ashmenon
We've all met one.
HobbesAP
Go Jesus! It's ya birthday! (Cool sweater, +1 for you, good sir!)
WholesomeDucky
Lol fuck those nerds. It's funny, and it's not even anti-religion. If anything it's Pro-religion
fblurbg
Plot twist: OP:s family are angry atheists.
chickNlittle
But isn't this when we celebrate his birthday?
mormacil
Nah man mid-winter and priase Odin.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
I actually praise the Sun
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Ra Ra Ra
amillionants
Primaltiguere
Literally everyone does.
FarmerBecktold
LITERALLY? I BETCHA NOT YOU WALNUT.
Primaltiguere
Ok yeah, can confirm, my parents wouldn't understand it.
jasnsmith
That's an awesome sweater!!
sweatypepperoni
I wanted one, but it was like $50.
reesareesa
It's on eBay for $25! http://www.ebay.com/itm/252687285960
ProJunior
where do they sell them?
sweatypepperoni
Tipsy Elves, if I'm not mistaken, don't quote me.
ProJunior
thanks, found them..yeah $50 seems a bit high that
sweatypepperoni
Remember when they used to be just plain ugly and really cheap? They're a "thing" now, like Septum piercings
WhitePhoenix
I don't get it - you have a shirt of jesus having fun and they wanted you to get out? nofunallowed.jpg
stonedrunkdoctor
It's only acceptable if the shirt had Jesus bleeding on the cross
snokeyx
you believe this? come on...
mialynneb
My dad would wicked pissed and in the same breath complain about people needing safe spaces.
Cataleast
Religion is serious business :D
LazyTheAssCat
People get stiff about the weirdest things.
WhitePhoenix
If you know what I mean?
LazyTheAssCat
I mean, that too...
burgerandy
LazyTheAssCat
This gif never made any sense to me.. Why does it have two cylinders bellow the barrel. I understand it makes it look very phallic, but 1/
LazyTheAssCat
what's the point of a cool codpiece-gun if it doesn't work? 2/2
bigdog1983
Oh... you can say that again!! :)))
InappropriateBoner
I have no idea what you could possibly be referring to....
LazyTheAssCat
Oh boy
FenrirOdinslayer
Phrasing.
LazyTheAssCat
yeah, I don't worry about innuendo. Sometimes it comes back to bite me in the ass.
HighImpactSexualViolence
Yeah I bet it does... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LazyTheAssCat
Oh...I just....AGGHhhh.... I give up.
ashmenon
I'm guessing it gives you a pretty hard time.
CatnipTree
Some people find it offensive
nattfilm
Why? Genuine question...
CatnipTree
Some of the commandments say not to make depictions of Jesus and this would be one. They'd find it crude and offensive and probably hurt
nattfilm
Oh, didn't know that. But why is other depictions ok, like icons and stuff?
CatnipTree
My religion of Christianity doesn't allow anything. So no statues, paintings... others allow them for worshipping purposes
Toqom
Not being able to think for themselves for starters, if god didn't have a sense of humor, why'd he make us?
Kolkorro
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
nattfilm
That's not an answer. That's a counter argument.