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Sep 16, 2020 9:11 AM
Land0fMemes
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Only meme
wasddsawagain
White lives matter
Tommygunnz
The obnoxious white girl taking selfies at the BLM rally to look woke "for the Gram"
LigerGirl6000
LazyZeppelin
GullahGullahIslander
That's fowl +1 <3
WorshipTheSun
BeatenBearface
xahul
Etereo
Worry
blankspacenine
mom: when will you stop for once lurking for those fake internet points
bluewaterdeuce
Points are real, just useless.
RadicalPotato
I don't get it
PaulHurley
Ah yes, good old duck rape
rdmguy
Fabulously
Oh.... OH
Land0fMemes
Ty for 3,5k upvote
lalalahappiness
The world does change next is a mixed baby
APezzar7
And the internet got it.
RandyRandalman
pointynipples
She looks familiar
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
The Holy Mother of Goglogloglglaglglod
SithElephant
SithElephant
e621 has a piper_perri_surrounded tag, with 80 entries. I like the battletoads one.
JustinSane6
A behind-the-scenes photo.
tomhinch22742
i m confused ?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Keep that innocence, friend. Never let the internet pollute those pure thoughts.
nebuchadnezzarispooping
Coruxus
God dammit +1
seckzie
Seriously, not one person have written "Quacked" yet?
Spybread
Is this loss?
YouWillAllReferToMeByTheNameBetty
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
BroodjeBakpao
demosteness
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
jadack
RedTailedHawk
Ccnati
Hey man, red shouldered hawks are better
RedTailedHawk
Ccnati
You know I’m right.
badatediting
itypewerdsonline
hmm that jingle sounds oh so familiar, just can't put my finger on it
Land0fMemes
Mm
ImgursLibertarian
*E
NotTinyPancakes
M&M8
SixFeetShort
They make black and white M&Ms?
LubedUpCandy
Probably for a wedding
NotTinyPancakes
I wouldn't take the pic mum woudl know full well why and she judge me, i've shcike dhe rin the past but as much when she knows it
kindpanda
I see where you started but then it got all gyijd be j hj kid go in
NotTinyPancakes
yeha sorry ablout that it happens to me quite often
Idownvotewatches
Quick, phone the bondulance!
keggyfulabier
darksniperknight
nonCanadianGoose
But more spirally
hannaFitPrince
But where's the one with the blood
Kuroketto
I guess you can't post it
hannaFitPrince
I don't have it saved because I'm a dumb dumb
GoldblumNoises
HighlandPotatoe
HarryBi
that hurts
Turbolibros
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
Is the guy on the far left the one who makes embarrassing phone calls in public places and films people's reactions?
beaubrent
This is my kinda saturday night.
Turbolibros
You spend it watching Game of Thrones?
Fabulously
Now this I can relate to.....
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Ok, but is that the actual guy on her direct right?
PriestofThor
Not quite, though he is really close.
boogertown
Number 4 looks like the real dude
OGSnow
Why do atleast 2 of these look like sam cosplaying as tormond
KillingTlme
Because they can grow nasty ass beards and call it cosplay.
Beardologist
None of those beards are nasty. 13/10 They're all good beards
gorgosaurusrex
Because some nerds are overweight
MissyWentMissing
Second from left looks like a detective who investigates these viscious felonies.
Treblaine
Royalbengaltiger
Thank you I was so confused
KeyMasher
FeetToTheBeat
He was so good in Happy. And I can always appreciate some nice man butt
detrimentallampshades
Oh my gosh you’re right
BettyWhiteSupremacy
Mallards do actually reproduce through gang rape...
maximothedestroyer
It's not about gang rape you sick f*ck, it's about racism. Of course. Jeez
alekexodus
While essentially waterboarding the female.
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Its not a duck!
mtimothy
Ah.. just like people then.
SixFeetShort
I’ve seen chickens do it. Fascinating occurrence.
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
Can confirm. Witnessed in the yard across the street... Thought they were going after some food at first. Was disturbing.
tusker666
We call it gang quacking
chiakat
Oh for ducks sake.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
With their weirdass corkscrew shaped duck penises and weirdass maze shaped duck vaginas.
starshroom108
Oh fuck here we go, I had happily forgotten the MANY uncomfortable sides of mallard sex *cough*corkscrew
ChaleHow
Jesus Christ.
CeoHuntingSeason
No, it was his Dad's creation
bakminn360
I've seen it. Traumatized.
Baire
Same. It wasn't even th same duck species. She was trying to swim away fast as she could. It didn't help. I thought she was gonna die.
ZacharyLaPointe
Oh... we were having a good funny day man
BoltgunHeresy
She's not...
desertcruiserkitty
Ducks are very very rapey
GentryFriedRichFillets
Then avoid duck sex at all costs.
allbusiness35
Dont tell me how to spend my free time
DogHeadHunter
Quack Quack MoFo
NotABench
Unless you’re into that stuff
Danishlmgurian
No judgment. Not a lot, anyway.
BluePaladin42
From what I've read (mostly on wikipedia), only mallards that have failed to find a mate do that. And they don't limit themselves to ducks..
yousaidanyonebuteveryonestaken
Male birds are mostly idiots.
ThatLoserTheFourth
Yep. While males have corkscrew penises, a lesser known fact is that the females have a corkscrew vagina in the opposite direction which 1/
ThatLoserTheFourth
they can relax to make penetration easier for a desired mate. Some species' males have tried to overcome that with retractable harpoon 2/3
ThatLoserTheFourth
penises, females try to counter this with corkscrew vaginas with dead ends in them like a maze. Shit's crazy 3/3
imcurrentlyatabar
Nearly all birds do. You’ll see house sparrows do it list springs. Watch walkways for screeching and one biting the wing of another
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
I prefer the birds who do dance battles for a bird
imcurrentlyatabar
Like the manakin that moonwalks!?
ThatLoserTheFourth
Or a competitive open mic night
imcurrentlyatabar
Also ones that decorate their bachelor pads with lots of little things of exactly the same color.
imakeeper
Mallard rape rarely inseminates the female, due to th vagina corkscrewing in the opposite direction to the male's explosive penis. Seriously
imakeeper
https://nypost.com/2017/05/06/dont-be-fooled-ducks-are-sadistic-raping-monsters/
OverlyOpinionated
That's a title
ThatLoserTheFourth
Never stopped them from trying, though. Don't forget the females with the corkscrew maze vaginas with dead ends