The truth and nothing but the f***ing truth, your Honor

Feb 3, 2018 7:19 PM

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Stocking up beforehand

How to ruin a day

Just the truth

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 I mean... we're not though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't know about how many people enjoy eating ass but I definitely feel like it came out of nowhere some time in 2017. Was there a song?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#12 In a new building *for more money

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I once crashed ivwr night at a party and when I woke up I went outside and grabbed the bong but couldn't find a lighter but (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2)I swear I found a magnifying glass on the tennis table outside and lit that shit up. That house has cool memories

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is truly fucking me up.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My fat ass read the pre cookie as a cookie before the cookie

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yes. eating ass is a real thing that people actually do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really though. I'd much rather 3 movies about 1 book then 1 movie about 1 book. The amount of shit missed is straight up depressing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Depends on the book.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Rape ze bar? Ok I guess, since it's consentual.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

prolly because it was kinda mandatory to have a slow in your album back then, but it's gone out of style nowaday

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay but Darth Vader was Luke’s dad. Kylo is his sisters shitty kid.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That makes it worse

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hunting is all a lion will ever know jow to do; the 3 year old could learn how to build a focking a-bomb or go to space

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 "No. 117, Fuxing Road, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, Taiwan 330" You're welcome.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Cheers!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You only get salmonella from raw cookie dough/eggs if you leave them out refrigerated and they get warm.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

there were two IT guys at J park. nedry and sam jackson... and it was a very soft opening they didn’t have the full staff or automation

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Animals know to cover their poop. Humans in the 1700s caused many diseases over the years by not doing the same.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Trying to figure out which pic this came from, if any of them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

" noodle tubes" love it +1 keep it up

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last one has me conflicted.. On one hand, absolutely not, I'd never let my girlfriend do that! On the other.. Boy what a story I'd have.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Don’t tell her what to do with her body!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Hey don’t look now but you missed the point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Ben Solo doesn't exist... sorry

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The raccoon with peanut bitter is basically me, but replace peanut butter with a jar of chocolate frosting

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or Nutella, or a tub of cookie dough, or an entire box of Girl Scout cookies

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nutella!!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Peanut butter can be a healthy food if not industrially processed. The only bad thing for some people is the high caloric content

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's all fine and dandy unless you're eating half the damn jar

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everything is fine and dandy until eating half the jar. You have to eat with self control

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if it's a jar of ice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, try to eat a jar of ice at once and then tell me how did it go.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/dinosaur screams/

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That one got me !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

your life gets 100% more entertaining the moment you start making sound effects

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had never thought to scream like a dinosaur while driving to work, but I'm totally trying that shit Monday morning

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It honestly helps.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do it basically anytime I traverse a busy intersection

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I turn the knob and the lock with my thumb so the lock click overlaps with the door closing. None your business if i locked my door.

8 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 1

Fuck I do this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A discerning ear can hear the double latch though, especially if in fast sequence or just distinguishable two-tones, simultaneously.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well everyone knows that all the human senses are boosted by 300% when watching porn

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sound like your mother questioned you about why your door was locked everytime. I feel your pain all too well.

8 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

I just kept locking the door from middle school until they stopped asking about it. They threatened to remove it but never delivered.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got a threat to have my door taken down so I just dont anymore lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually started because of an annoying older sister who is pretty rude in general. Thinks she has every right to just open your door.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Next time she's home just browse porn; if she decides to come in maintain eye contact until she leaves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been locking my door for years now. She now just assumes its locked which is nice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought this was still the comment thread about eating ass and was very confused

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Me too! I read it 3 times before I realized

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too ????????????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 little bits...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

lil biiiiiits

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard that that was Mark Hamils biggest issue with the movie

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 4

People seem to forget when he beat Vader within an inch of his life and only came to his senses after the Emperor tried to goad him into

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Finishing the job. If anything he was more level headed with Ben than Vader.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah man, just watched it for the first time and that scene was so not like him.

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

I feel like people were just expecting the EU luke. Luke in the movies was almost always wavering between light and dark. So its ok to me.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It reminded me an awful lot of RotJ, actually. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jDs2UGCP2Fk Luke always had some trouble controlling his anger.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To be fair it wasn't anger it was fear. He was the teacher and he was afraid that he was failing at it. That in his hubris he was allowing >

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the same mistake to happen that saw the fall of the jedi order in the first place. 2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I look at it more like he listened to the force which was guiding him to end this source of the dark side and because he's so strong with

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 8

It, he reacted first before thinking. He then realized what he'd done and stopped but not before Ben had seen

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 8

The light side is evil, just not cartoonishly so like the dark side. But putting realistic consequences in space opera is jarring.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea,a kid who was already emotional distress from snoke getting in his head woke up to see his uncle with his lightsaber on ready to kill 1/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Him, gee are you surprised he ran away? Though him murdering all the other kids is a dick move and totally uncalled for

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I felt it was a near call-back to his father murdering younglings...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I really don't see how so many people don't see it that way. He even literally says it in the movie, "In a moment of instinct." There was 1/

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

no actual rational thought process involved, he was acting on pure "This kid is more evil than I had ever imagined" instinct. And then 2/

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Also he hated himself for years for allowing that instinct to grab hold of him, living as a recluse and basically abandoning the Jedi Order.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

after literally like two seconds to think about it, he acted exactly like Luke Skywalker and said, "Holy shit no killing him is wrong."

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Sorry, sounds like a piss-poor excuse for bad writing.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

So Luke making a mistake uncharacteristic of him, like real, actual human beings do all the time, is bad writing?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The extent of the mistake is. Comparable to Washington going full authoritarian totalitarism, for example.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Entitled to your opinion, just like I am entitled to mine

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not actually criticizing you, but I'm just projecting my own problems with the movie onto other people. That's wrong. My bad, good sir. =)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They sell raw cookie dough without eggs so you can safely consume it without risking salmonella. You just cant bake it.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 11, 2020 8:34 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Now I gotta be afraid of flour?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

people usually cook that. raw egg is used in some things (mayonnaise, protein shakes).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 in 10000 store bought eggs may have salmonella after processing. I would still eat cookie dough raw, never got sick.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The flour is just as much of a problem as the eggs, if not more.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm eating it as we speak. It's not quite the same (it's kind of dry) but still tasty.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nedry wasn't the only IT guy, Samuel L Jackson was an IT guy too. I think Nedry was just the head guy.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

uh, uh, uhh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also "spared no expense" isnt true, thats the point.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 is wrong you forgot to add Minnesota want’s the Patriots to destroy the Eagles

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm in Iowa and a huge Pats fan. Once again going to be surrounded by my family and in-laws hoping I lose lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our economy will be doing better hosting two out of state teams than we would only one. That being said, would've been cool to make history

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only cuz they were dicks to Millie (100yo fan) and chucking full cans at people. None of us expect the vikes to do well post-season anymore

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People are sick of Pats, to be sure, but the dynasty already exists. Ain't no one really want the Eagles to win it, that's sacrilege .

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s not the team though. It’s the fans. We don’t want them to have the satisfaction. Philly fans are the worst

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are very correct.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most of Michigan too, because Tom Brady is the closest our state will ever get to winning a Super Bowl.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some Minnesotans want both to lose simultaneously.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I hope the game ends in a tie

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it could just be one long comically non scoring game, that would make me happy.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A tie is the ideal outcome.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Go Zebras!" - me when two teams I hate are playing

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a cowboy fan I’d rather see the patriots win the next ten than the eagles win one.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Bills fan, I'm still embarassed of our first Superbowl vs your team...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That 92’ cowboys team was great, maybe all time. As great as that stretch was for the boys in the 90’s... the Bills... I bet that was rough

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I was 10 during that game. Those guys are still my football heroes. It was awesome to make the playoffs this year still!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with ass eating one, is that actually a thing?

8 years ago | Likes 633 Dislikes 13

I love when my husband does it but it never happens because he's not into it.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Then... how do you know you love it when your husband does it?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I asked him to once...he did. I came in record time. He did it once more after and it was amazing. Then stopped after I had said how awesome

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So those two times it was earth shattering and I have asked since and no go. So that's how I know.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I feel like it's more prevalent in the gay community. But as I've only ever had gay sex, I'm willing to admit my data is highly biased

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it’s a thing if it’s clean it doesn’t taste like anything bad

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, but doubtfully to the degree that is being discussed. Most men have dipped down when eating a girl out, but women rimjobbing is 1 in 45

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s never a spur of the moment thing. Usually after a shower when they come out clean and shit. Trust me, I’m gay.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Typical.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a little intimidating to try for the first time but once you do it's like Pringles.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

+1 Made my day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont see how it hasnt always been a thing .

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I enjoy having it done to me, especially before a dick goes in there. I don’t enjoy performing it though.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 7, 2018 1:37 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

...what does the skin color have to do with it?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gets rid of the golden eye

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

If it helps, it doesn't taste how you think it does...unless you know, several showers are skipped.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean your tongue is on their balls and shaft anyway, I absolutely got turned onto this and turned my fiance into a believer!! @RCPMAD

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah it is, I've been known to venture around back a time or two

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

After a shower, I love it. Any other time, I’d rather not.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

apparently it is. I'd like the Venn Diagram of people who lick poopchutes and people who stopped eating Chipotle for fear of E.coli

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if any girls have replied, but I love eating ass but I don’t like it when they do it on me. It’s weird

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch the CHIPS movie, sort of explains all you need to know

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more the reaction from your partner that keeps you going. In the heat of the moment anything that gets a moan is a good idea.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100%, but none of my Exes were down with it...sadly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought it was nasty, turns out it’s amazing. Butt stuff always requires prep, but the rewards are vast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really enjoy eating a well taken care of ass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DOESN’T EVERYONE HAVE BUTTHOLE HAIR?.. I DONT WANT TO FLOSS MY TEETH WITH POOP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never heard of soap, brah?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I DONT SOAP MY ASSHOLE EVERYTIME I WIPE. TIME IS MONEY

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow I knew this would be the top comment

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more about giving them pleasure. As long as it's nice and clean it doesn't taste bad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems weird but actually feels really good. I've never done it to a guy tho lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gays really enjoy it… most of us anyway. And your butthole (like any gaymo) is rigged up with nerves for pleasure. Prob’ly a thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…although I have no idea how/why anyone would choose to eat ass, as if a puckered shit chute feels especially good on your tongue. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yop. Me (girl) and my boyfriend both love it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are these the same people that complain about fecal matter on toothbrushes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at my username, and ask if I'd eat ass again. My girl loves when I do, well... Now she does, before that it was "I poop from there!"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Not right now you don’t

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm really ashamed that I got the reference.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someone had to say it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always willing to step up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not saying you should ask someone to tongue punch your fart box, but if they offer you should definitely accept. Feels cash money

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yes it does

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What everyone else likes doesn't matter. Only what you and your partner like matters.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never have, but if I know it's clean, I'll certainly try it. It's exciting to hear them squeal in pleasure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good way to increase your UTI chances.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Any man who aint willing to eat his girls ass is a bitch

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I consider myself a 'freak'. I really like oral, anal, vaginal, BDSM, fuckin' costumes, roleplay, toys, even furry, but I don't eat ass.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

Prude

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yer missing our

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or maybe they're just a selfish lover.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps. I do anal and I'll finger asses and I'll use toys on them but my tongue don't touch that shit (literally)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not me, im on a strictly V-gan diet

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

Ayo!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like pussy licking has included enthusiastic accidental butthole licks since time immemorial. Similarly, clean and safe anal sex 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has been a practical reality for hundreds of years. Its not new, nothing sexual is new. Its just we can talk about it now 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shower with her, make sure it's clean, take her to the bedroom and eat her ass. Oh yes I do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had an ex that always did it during a blow job. Before that I didn't even know it was a thing. Boy was I surprised that first time.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'll let a guy do it if he wants to but I don't ask for it, it's meh to me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too wonder about this, because people seem to be obsessed with that shit, and it grosses me out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ITS THE BEST

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck yeah, it is! Only clean though. It's more a temperature (it feels hot, literally) and a texture thing (silky) than about the taste.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I enjoy giving and receiving. My wife will only reciprocate if blackout and drunk, which I completely understand. She does thoroughly enjoy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My last 3 girls didn't think they'd like it, so I did it during oral without warning them. They loved it. So my data is very bias.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 10

it is, but it's super unhealthy and probably shouldn't do it... unless you're really into it and don't care i guess... gross.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So gross

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Like any fetish, there's some. But 95% are turbovirgins who think porn is realistic and are trying to convince the world they've been laid.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 21

Idk if I'd consider it a fetish. It's pretty mainstream.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It being a joke is mainstream, but people actually doing the act isn’t.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU. Think a lot of people like to talk. Worry that youngsters growing up on porn assume a lot of things are standard in sex. Worry.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Turbovirgin" for word of the week

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

That's an interesting definition of "real word"????

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I refuse to accept anything on urban dictionary as a real word.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

while i do agree, i think the percent of people who are open to the idea of eating ass is a fair peice larger than you make it seem

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, not a fetish. U eat enough pussy and one day youll slip down there and he eyes roll and back cracks. "Well i guess this happening now"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

This is the fucking truth. It happened on complete accident with a stranger once and I was like, "Well damn, now I know what to do."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fetishes are required for satisfaction; but it is a kink being itself not required for sex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, it is. Id eat ass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Absolutely.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Clerks has taught me one rule, you never go ass to mouth

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know damn well it is don’t play dumb. Are you a priest or nun? Why is this shit top comment? Can you all be that dense?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I get off to it in porn and have done it before. My GF then had good hygiene so it wasn't bad at all but I more so prefer fapping to it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Came in to say i enjoy eating my girlfriend's ass

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 3

Yes, after a workout is sexy cuz it’s dirty, literally

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Not sure i agree with you on that one but ya know. You do you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Samesies. With my girlfriend though, not yours.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Same. Hygiene is important but a clean ass is a green light for me

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We posted the same gif at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just confirmed yourself as a genius.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I enjoy eating, but my wife doesnt enjoy it. So you see my conundrum...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Run away with me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll eat a girl put when aunt Food's in town, but I ain't tonguing no brown eye.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 48

For confused folks, this imbecile meant Aunt Flow. And I haven't heard anyone but a teenager use that dumbass nickname for it since my teens

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a horrifically typed comment. Thank you. It made my day.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Drunk me from last night would be proud. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i just confirmed woth the wife.

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 6

The lofe of the wofe is ended by the knofe

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*with the wofe

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Wiffy woff McShnipple Berry

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tongue and butt go together like aids and me

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 11

So perfectly, then

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that escalated quickly!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How long have you been positive

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Positive im a cunt for making an aids joke

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You know, with modern AIDS medication, virus count can be reduced to a point where you can have sex without transmission.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't wake up this morning expecting to see those words in that order. But I'm glad I did.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people genuinely do enjoy it, but definitely not all people! It isn’t something most people would discuss outside the bedroom...

8 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 4

Can lead to UTIs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Post-shower is the key

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They did it every fucking night in jail. We had #teamasseaters and #teamthatsdisgustingasfuck - every. fucking. night.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lolololol you must not ever go on social media. Buncha nasty people who DEFINITELY don’t know boundaries.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

like i mean, i can kinda imagine the apeal but, isn't there like poop in there?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just grab one of those wet tissues and clean up dude, no one eats right after pants off. You could get a disease

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a thing you'll do after some proper cleaning. And no, there won't be, at least not in the first inches that a tongue can reach

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm in a bedroom so I can discuss, I tried eating ass for the first time and I enjoyed it more than I expected. Loved the moans I heard too

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 4

Right? the moans! If they are into it, I'm into it. Almost always

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It's honestly one of the most enjoyable activities out there

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

If the username is any indication

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but... taste..

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

I'm sorry, butt*

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Butt what?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you both expect butt stuff, than proper cleaning will have to be done, in which case there should be no taste.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I doesn't taste if it's cleaned. Just like a vagina must be cleaned. I love eating ass but fuck there must be a lot of trust for me to do it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You think they're serving pussy at 5* restaurants? If you love them and they're clean, you'll get down there like a bulldog eating oatmeal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly shouldn't taste like anything unless they don't know to clean themselves. I always throw it in a bit when going Dow on my gf

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

And then you slip her the Jones? And if she farts while you're down there, it's a Bophal disaster.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're literally sticking your tongue inside the butthole. What are you guys saying?! There's guaranteed shit taste

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

You clearly have not yet experienced a clean butthole

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If they were sensible human beings and either washed thoroughly or did an enema, should be done.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

None*, fuck sake.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You don't eat ass after a long day of work. You do it after a thorough shower.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That was my first mistake

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 11

I cannot upvote this enough!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My respect for tina fey has increased

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF am I looking at here???

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

donut man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

god damn it this is all sorts of wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the actual fuck

8 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

donut man

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

looks like the scene from Thinner

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup.. because that clears everything up... yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't remember saying this...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I fucking hate Shatner with the fire of a thousand suns but this gif is perfect lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is just an all around horrible person & giant walking cock.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is, is that Tina Fey?

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

We're all Tina Fey in the eyes of the Lord.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Alexa, how do I delete someone else's comment?"

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

"Deleting: 'Shanghai Elsa's Conquest' from your adult filder."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait no

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I don't know that one."

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't know, let me check with CIA they're pro at it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure there's a good portion of virgins who like to brag about shit.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 7

That seems like a straw man argument. But as long as I get to eat was with a straw tongue I'm okay with it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

I'm not bragging! I just want the whole world to know I've done the sex multiple times, in fact I'm doing 3 sex as I type this!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 whole sex? You're mad...mad I tell you!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What? Why would that be something to brag about? I love eating ass, it’s not about bragging, it’s about declaring your unending love of it.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

And could someone please explain why this is getting downvoted,

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I don't understand it, the idea of it repulses me. But hey, more power to them.

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 9

Give up your inhibitions. In the moment, no one thinks of it as a turdcutter. also, lick toes, and choke them a little. All at the same time

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

You must be far more limber than I.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shes the limber one. Basically just sit Indian style. A toe in one side of the mouth, a bunghole in the rest, and a fistfull of trachea

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm laughing my ass off at the thought of how the two people involved in these sex acts must be proportioned to do all at oince

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i dont see much difference between it and eating pussy. as long as its clean, theyr both just a part of the body to lick

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

like dick, pussy, nipples, ears, fingers, and literaly other peoples mouths

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The difference is that one of them regularly sends out poop

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

K and piss and blood come out of the other, what’s your point? If it’s clean it doesn’t matter ya dummy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

pee is technically sterile. vaginas clean themselves out like fancy ovens. poop is full of pathogens.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you know women that bleed every single day, then get them to a doctor.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Piss does not come out of a vagina...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There are two types of girls. Those that like a tongue in the ass and dirty fucking liars!

8 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 40

I've never had a tongue near my asshole. It puckers just at the thought...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoying receiving it is different than enjoying being the eater.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My gf is like, meh

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't believe you have a girlfriend.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

She can't get over the ick factor, even when freshly showered, she don't like it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never tried this but im up for anything.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

When and where

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i found it to be surprisingly meh... not bad, but not as great as i thought it'd be

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You werent hony enough, men need forleplay too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm not a man

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like my asshole will never be clean enough to lick

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty grossed out by the thought of anything like that happening so I'll pass ._.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

I'll add those who haven't tried it yet.

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 6

Not just girls. I'm a dude and I'll tell you it feels great.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Girl here...it's fucking wonderful!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a female? how you doin??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, so you enjoy the taste of shit then?

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 103

I guess by this logic everyone should stop eating pussy and sucking dick because you know, piss comes from there. You half-chapped llama tit

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Half chapped llama tit.... Take my vote u linguistic fuck

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All my girlfriends learned how to wipe their ass a long time ago. Raise the bar there fella.

8 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 8

Beautiful

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My man!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Sup I can take a shirt on your cupcake as long as I wipe it off with some tp it's all good? Nah man.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 31

is shower foreplay like fucking dead or what? wash your meal before you eat it...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I try and always shower before sex, ESPECIALLY if i think there's a possibility of oral of any kind, and i ask my hubby to do the same

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3