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Stocking up beforehand
How to ruin a day
Werenostrangerstolove
Just the truth
RaBella91
#4 I mean... we're not though.
VesselOfHate
I don't know about how many people enjoy eating ass but I definitely feel like it came out of nowhere some time in 2017. Was there a song?
DemSumBigAssRidges
#12 In a new building *for more money
Partyin
I once crashed ivwr night at a party and when I woke up I went outside and grabbed the bong but couldn't find a lighter but (1/2)
Partyin
(2/2)I swear I found a magnifying glass on the tennis table outside and lit that shit up. That house has cool memories
completelyunreIated
#5 is truly fucking me up.
iwouldcuddleyousomuchharder
My fat ass read the pre cookie as a cookie before the cookie
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
yes. eating ass is a real thing that people actually do
winfeildgold
Really though. I'd much rather 3 movies about 1 book then 1 movie about 1 book. The amount of shit missed is straight up depressing.
Mikeiller
Depends on the book.
somellama
Rape ze bar? Ok I guess, since it's consentual.
iSoulend
prolly because it was kinda mandatory to have a slow in your album back then, but it's gone out of style nowaday
impkid
Okay but Darth Vader was Luke’s dad. Kylo is his sisters shitty kid.
Hipcatjack
That makes it worse
bezuer
Hunting is all a lion will ever know jow to do; the 3 year old could learn how to build a focking a-bomb or go to space
GodEmperorOfImgur
#2 "No. 117, Fuxing Road, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, Taiwan 330" You're welcome.
ihatesociology
Cheers!
Geophph
You only get salmonella from raw cookie dough/eggs if you leave them out refrigerated and they get warm.
TheMightyJoe
there were two IT guys at J park. nedry and sam jackson... and it was a very soft opening they didn’t have the full staff or automation
Immeandyourenot
Animals know to cover their poop. Humans in the 1700s caused many diseases over the years by not doing the same.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Trying to figure out which pic this came from, if any of them.
Root0syntax7
" noodle tubes" love it +1 keep it up
FilYouWithMe
The last one has me conflicted.. On one hand, absolutely not, I'd never let my girlfriend do that! On the other.. Boy what a story I'd have.
dumpsterjedi1
Don’t tell her what to do with her body!
DamonHawes
Hey don’t look now but you missed the point.
invaderjay87
Ben Solo doesn't exist... sorry
RegisBent
The raccoon with peanut bitter is basically me, but replace peanut butter with a jar of chocolate frosting
NurseyMcNursepants
TempAgency
Or Nutella, or a tub of cookie dough, or an entire box of Girl Scout cookies
TheOneandTheOnlyStimpyCat
Nutella!!!!!!!!!
ImAFoxButNotReally
Peanut butter can be a healthy food if not industrially processed. The only bad thing for some people is the high caloric content
Mirisido
It's all fine and dandy unless you're eating half the damn jar
ImAFoxButNotReally
Everything is fine and dandy until eating half the jar. You have to eat with self control
Mirisido
Not if it's a jar of ice
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yes, try to eat a jar of ice at once and then tell me how did it go.
Dedeurmetdebaard
/dinosaur screams/
Goldenteckel
That one got me !
GuardsmanMiku
your life gets 100% more entertaining the moment you start making sound effects
AllTheUserNamesAreAlreadyTaken
I had never thought to scream like a dinosaur while driving to work, but I'm totally trying that shit Monday morning
allthelindasfromhr
It honestly helps.
LittlemissEm
I do it basically anytime I traverse a busy intersection
Uberdude100
I turn the knob and the lock with my thumb so the lock click overlaps with the door closing. None your business if i locked my door.
Immortan
Fuck I do this
SerialChillinSpree
A discerning ear can hear the double latch though, especially if in fast sequence or just distinguishable two-tones, simultaneously.
DasPenetrator
Well everyone knows that all the human senses are boosted by 300% when watching porn
docterdot
.
DasPenetrator
You sound like your mother questioned you about why your door was locked everytime. I feel your pain all too well.
NekoMiko06
I just kept locking the door from middle school until they stopped asking about it. They threatened to remove it but never delivered.
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
i got a threat to have my door taken down so I just dont anymore lol
Uberdude100
Actually started because of an annoying older sister who is pretty rude in general. Thinks she has every right to just open your door.
LepidoliteMica
Next time she's home just browse porn; if she decides to come in maintain eye contact until she leaves.
Uberdude100
Been locking my door for years now. She now just assumes its locked which is nice.
justgowatchitnow
I thought this was still the comment thread about eating ass and was very confused
TheLastUnicornImAliiiive
Me too! I read it 3 times before I realized
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Me too ????????????
josieexplosion
#8 little bits...
crazydiamondmlp
lil biiiiiits
Crc07200
I heard that that was Mark Hamils biggest issue with the movie
Bambi577
People seem to forget when he beat Vader within an inch of his life and only came to his senses after the Emperor tried to goad him into
Bambi577
Finishing the job. If anything he was more level headed with Ben than Vader.
alpagoulpatine
Yeah man, just watched it for the first time and that scene was so not like him.
coolkid87
I feel like people were just expecting the EU luke. Luke in the movies was almost always wavering between light and dark. So its ok to me.
RichardJohnsonTallywhacker
It reminded me an awful lot of RotJ, actually. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jDs2UGCP2Fk Luke always had some trouble controlling his anger.
Wastyvez
To be fair it wasn't anger it was fear. He was the teacher and he was afraid that he was failing at it. That in his hubris he was allowing >
Wastyvez
the same mistake to happen that saw the fall of the jedi order in the first place. 2)
RichardJohnsonTallywhacker
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate :)
Allanonshea1
I look at it more like he listened to the force which was guiding him to end this source of the dark side and because he's so strong with
Allanonshea1
It, he reacted first before thinking. He then realized what he'd done and stopped but not before Ben had seen
Flyndaran
The light side is evil, just not cartoonishly so like the dark side. But putting realistic consequences in space opera is jarring.
Allanonshea1
Yea,a kid who was already emotional distress from snoke getting in his head woke up to see his uncle with his lightsaber on ready to kill 1/
Allanonshea1
Him, gee are you surprised he ran away? Though him murdering all the other kids is a dick move and totally uncalled for
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I felt it was a near call-back to his father murdering younglings...
wraith9
I really don't see how so many people don't see it that way. He even literally says it in the movie, "In a moment of instinct." There was 1/
wraith9
no actual rational thought process involved, he was acting on pure "This kid is more evil than I had ever imagined" instinct. And then 2/
Wastyvez
Also he hated himself for years for allowing that instinct to grab hold of him, living as a recluse and basically abandoning the Jedi Order.
wraith9
after literally like two seconds to think about it, he acted exactly like Luke Skywalker and said, "Holy shit no killing him is wrong."
YOUAreTheMagicMan
Sorry, sounds like a piss-poor excuse for bad writing.
NoxRiddle
So Luke making a mistake uncharacteristic of him, like real, actual human beings do all the time, is bad writing?
barhandar
The extent of the mistake is. Comparable to Washington going full authoritarian totalitarism, for example.
Allanonshea1
Entitled to your opinion, just like I am entitled to mine
YOUAreTheMagicMan
Not actually criticizing you, but I'm just projecting my own problems with the movie onto other people. That's wrong. My bad, good sir. =)
AriPlanetLord
They sell raw cookie dough without eggs so you can safely consume it without risking salmonella. You just cant bake it.
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AriPlanetLord
Now I gotta be afraid of flour?
NekoMiko06
people usually cook that. raw egg is used in some things (mayonnaise, protein shakes).
anonanonsnake
1 in 10000 store bought eggs may have salmonella after processing. I would still eat cookie dough raw, never got sick.
Catlore
The flour is just as much of a problem as the eggs, if not more.
Flixster
I'm eating it as we speak. It's not quite the same (it's kind of dry) but still tasty.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Nedry wasn't the only IT guy, Samuel L Jackson was an IT guy too. I think Nedry was just the head guy.
SerialChillinSpree
uh, uh, uhh
LordOfTheDownvotes
Also "spared no expense" isnt true, thats the point.
TSwicy
#18 is wrong you forgot to add Minnesota want’s the Patriots to destroy the Eagles
talmanes
I'm in Iowa and a huge Pats fan. Once again going to be surrounded by my family and in-laws hoping I lose lol
LizardsInTheSky
Our economy will be doing better hosting two out of state teams than we would only one. That being said, would've been cool to make history
Ichose2
Only cuz they were dicks to Millie (100yo fan) and chucking full cans at people. None of us expect the vikes to do well post-season anymore
SerialChillinSpree
People are sick of Pats, to be sure, but the dynasty already exists. Ain't no one really want the Eagles to win it, that's sacrilege .
yerrface
It’s not the team though. It’s the fans. We don’t want them to have the satisfaction. Philly fans are the worst
Wildfanman18
You are very correct.
ClothoBuer
Most of Michigan too, because Tom Brady is the closest our state will ever get to winning a Super Bowl.
nonstopbebop
Some Minnesotans want both to lose simultaneously.
AnokaJoe
I hope the game ends in a tie
meganly
If it could just be one long comically non scoring game, that would make me happy.
nonstopbebop
Agreed.
yerrface
A tie is the ideal outcome.
TheBestNamesAreTaken
"Go Zebras!" - me when two teams I hate are playing
yerrface
As a cowboy fan I’d rather see the patriots win the next ten than the eagles win one.
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
As a Bills fan, I'm still embarassed of our first Superbowl vs your team...
yerrface
That 92’ cowboys team was great, maybe all time. As great as that stretch was for the boys in the 90’s... the Bills... I bet that was rough
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
Yeah... I was 10 during that game. Those guys are still my football heroes. It was awesome to make the playoffs this year still!
WarlocknLoad
I agree with ass eating one, is that actually a thing?
Myeviltwinisme
I love when my husband does it but it never happens because he's not into it.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Then... how do you know you love it when your husband does it?
Myeviltwinisme
I asked him to once...he did. I came in record time. He did it once more after and it was amazing. Then stopped after I had said how awesome
Myeviltwinisme
So those two times it was earth shattering and I have asked since and no go. So that's how I know.
Lesbiansass
Yes
TheRealHomosexualAgenda
I feel like it's more prevalent in the gay community. But as I've only ever had gay sex, I'm willing to admit my data is highly biased
NotAmused1001
Oh my...
CanDyCornpRince
Yeah it’s a thing if it’s clean it doesn’t taste like anything bad
treyryan3
Yes, but doubtfully to the degree that is being discussed. Most men have dipped down when eating a girl out, but women rimjobbing is 1 in 45
TypicalGayMan
It’s never a spur of the moment thing. Usually after a shower when they come out clean and shit. Trust me, I’m gay.
iynque
Typical.
Katrin931
It's a little intimidating to try for the first time but once you do it's like Pringles.
KingPingviini
+1 Made my day.
KeeleonOhms
I dont see how it hasnt always been a thing .
Sheprador
I enjoy having it done to me, especially before a dick goes in there. I don’t enjoy performing it though.
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whatupmyknitters
...what does the skin color have to do with it?
Rue5kie
Gets rid of the golden eye
HwaitHwat
If it helps, it doesn't taste how you think it does...unless you know, several showers are skipped.
Damnitimgur
I mean your tongue is on their balls and shaft anyway, I absolutely got turned onto this and turned my fiance into a believer!! @RCPMAD
thedon89
Oh yeah it is, I've been known to venture around back a time or two
Golfbob
After a shower, I love it. Any other time, I’d rather not.
MHfromNH
apparently it is. I'd like the Venn Diagram of people who lick poopchutes and people who stopped eating Chipotle for fear of E.coli
sweatyballs6389
Not sure if any girls have replied, but I love eating ass but I don’t like it when they do it on me. It’s weird
LeviathAileron
Watch the CHIPS movie, sort of explains all you need to know
welcomestranger
It's more the reaction from your partner that keeps you going. In the heat of the moment anything that gets a moan is a good idea.
DaDisser
100%, but none of my Exes were down with it...sadly
whiterainbodywash
I always thought it was nasty, turns out it’s amazing. Butt stuff always requires prep, but the rewards are vast.
ShmooThaSchmuck
I really enjoy eating a well taken care of ass.
mentallychallengeaccepted
DOESN’T EVERYONE HAVE BUTTHOLE HAIR?.. I DONT WANT TO FLOSS MY TEETH WITH POOP
NotAmused1001
Never heard of soap, brah?
mentallychallengeaccepted
I DONT SOAP MY ASSHOLE EVERYTIME I WIPE. TIME IS MONEY
marbledswarm
Somehow I knew this would be the top comment
Chintao
OblivionArcAngel
It's more about giving them pleasure. As long as it's nice and clean it doesn't taste bad.
hottpunkchick
It seems weird but actually feels really good. I've never done it to a guy tho lol
iynque
The gays really enjoy it… most of us anyway. And your butthole (like any gaymo) is rigged up with nerves for pleasure. Prob’ly a thing.
iynque
…although I have no idea how/why anyone would choose to eat ass, as if a puckered shit chute feels especially good on your tongue. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
dumbgaybatman
Yop. Me (girl) and my boyfriend both love it
JamieSmyth
Are these the same people that complain about fecal matter on toothbrushes?
kristiwalker
Yes.
ElbowDeep
Look at my username, and ask if I'd eat ass again. My girl loves when I do, well... Now she does, before that it was "I poop from there!"
shredder134
Not right now you don’t
VampriruM
I'm really ashamed that I got the reference.
avenlanzer
someone had to say it
shredder134
Always willing to step up
TKBarbus
I’m not saying you should ask someone to tongue punch your fart box, but if they offer you should definitely accept. Feels cash money
Myeviltwinisme
Yes it does
Flyndaran
What everyone else likes doesn't matter. Only what you and your partner like matters.
johnnydarkside
Never have, but if I know it's clean, I'll certainly try it. It's exciting to hear them squeal in pleasure.
helpidontknowmyname
Good way to increase your UTI chances.
AGiantSlor
Maybe
Yepperthatdoesit
Any man who aint willing to eat his girls ass is a bitch
skelitor120
I consider myself a 'freak'. I really like oral, anal, vaginal, BDSM, fuckin' costumes, roleplay, toys, even furry, but I don't eat ass.
HelloMax
Prude
dumbgaybatman
Yer missing our
DickPicEnthusiast
Or maybe they're just a selfish lover.
skelitor120
Perhaps. I do anal and I'll finger asses and I'll use toys on them but my tongue don't touch that shit (literally)
Agent
Not me, im on a strictly V-gan diet
PanicAtTheCostco
Ayo!
DickDastardly404
I feel like pussy licking has included enthusiastic accidental butthole licks since time immemorial. Similarly, clean and safe anal sex 1/2
DickDastardly404
Has been a practical reality for hundreds of years. Its not new, nothing sexual is new. Its just we can talk about it now 2/2
BigJewishHulk
Shower with her, make sure it's clean, take her to the bedroom and eat her ass. Oh yes I do.
fearandloathinginaz
I had an ex that always did it during a blow job. Before that I didn't even know it was a thing. Boy was I surprised that first time.
DireSnails
I'll let a guy do it if he wants to but I don't ask for it, it's meh to me.
theheebs25
I too wonder about this, because people seem to be obsessed with that shit, and it grosses me out
FireBreathingFerret
ITS THE BEST
CaffeineEnabler
Oh fuck yeah, it is! Only clean though. It's more a temperature (it feels hot, literally) and a texture thing (silky) than about the taste.
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
I enjoy giving and receiving. My wife will only reciprocate if blackout and drunk, which I completely understand. She does thoroughly enjoy
Dondarian
My last 3 girls didn't think they'd like it, so I did it during oral without warning them. They loved it. So my data is very bias.
MalthusAndreusDrake
it is, but it's super unhealthy and probably shouldn't do it... unless you're really into it and don't care i guess... gross.
OodleofNoodle
So gross
Rifneno
Like any fetish, there's some. But 95% are turbovirgins who think porn is realistic and are trying to convince the world they've been laid.
xxxDeathByFartsxxx
Idk if I'd consider it a fetish. It's pretty mainstream.
Imtheonecuttingonions
It being a joke is mainstream, but people actually doing the act isn’t.
helpidontknowmyname
THANK YOU. Think a lot of people like to talk. Worry that youngsters growing up on porn assume a lot of things are standard in sex. Worry.
Cornflakes91
"Turbovirgin" for word of the week
Rifneno
Real word, too! https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Turbovirgin
fujnky
That's an interesting definition of "real word"????
Mikeiller
I refuse to accept anything on urban dictionary as a real word.
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
while i do agree, i think the percent of people who are open to the idea of eating ass is a fair peice larger than you make it seem
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Dude, not a fetish. U eat enough pussy and one day youll slip down there and he eyes roll and back cracks. "Well i guess this happening now"
MentelPie
This is the fucking truth. It happened on complete accident with a stranger once and I was like, "Well damn, now I know what to do."
Flyndaran
Fetishes are required for satisfaction; but it is a kink being itself not required for sex.
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
yeah, it is. Id eat ass
NotAmused1001
Yes. Absolutely.
darkninja2992
Clerks has taught me one rule, you never go ass to mouth
youresorttorepostingcomments
You know damn well it is don’t play dumb. Are you a priest or nun? Why is this shit top comment? Can you all be that dense?
Lunux
I get off to it in porn and have done it before. My GF then had good hygiene so it wasn't bad at all but I more so prefer fapping to it.
chuckpalookanook
Came in to say i enjoy eating my girlfriend's ass
whateverthevoicestellme
Yes, after a workout is sexy cuz it’s dirty, literally
chuckpalookanook
Not sure i agree with you on that one but ya know. You do you
WrongUn
Samesies. With my girlfriend though, not yours.
CoolSnackChris
Same. Hygiene is important but a clean ass is a green light for me
SantaDiedForYourSins
PickleMargarita
SantaDiedForYourSins
We posted the same gif at the same time.
PickleMargarita
You just confirmed yourself as a genius.
Partnerd
I enjoy eating, but my wife doesnt enjoy it. So you see my conundrum...
Myeviltwinisme
Run away with me!
YarTheBug
I'll eat a girl put when aunt Food's in town, but I ain't tonguing no brown eye.
imafemaleontheinternetholyshit
For confused folks, this imbecile meant Aunt Flow. And I haven't heard anyone but a teenager use that dumbass nickname for it since my teens
Retronyx
This is a horrifically typed comment. Thank you. It made my day.
YarTheBug
Drunk me from last night would be proud. :)
Aathole
MikeHawck
The lofe of the wofe is ended by the knofe
JanitorsApprentice
*with the wofe
Kharv
Wiffy woff McShnipple Berry
ShamanShacker
Tongue and butt go together like aids and me
Ovikilaan
So perfectly, then
ItsThoseZanyGermans
Well that escalated quickly!
Tenfidy
How long have you been positive
ShamanShacker
Positive im a cunt for making an aids joke
DickDastardly404
You know, with modern AIDS medication, virus count can be reduced to a point where you can have sex without transmission.
Iwastoldwewouldallbenaked
I didn't wake up this morning expecting to see those words in that order. But I'm glad I did.
chameleoncompass
Some people genuinely do enjoy it, but definitely not all people! It isn’t something most people would discuss outside the bedroom...
helpidontknowmyname
Can lead to UTIs.
igotyoursauce
Post-shower is the key
MrRemy
They did it every fucking night in jail. We had #teamasseaters and #teamthatsdisgustingasfuck - every. fucking. night.
notanimposter
It isn't something the Jedi would discuss outside the bedroom...
illbeinmybunkknockfirst
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/9/9a/Palp_trustme.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20070114040526
SeeMyVests
Lolololol you must not ever go on social media. Buncha nasty people who DEFINITELY don’t know boundaries.
GuardsmanMiku
like i mean, i can kinda imagine the apeal but, isn't there like poop in there?
Patient00
Just grab one of those wet tissues and clean up dude, no one eats right after pants off. You could get a disease
VolunteerForSnuSnu
This is a thing you'll do after some proper cleaning. And no, there won't be, at least not in the first inches that a tongue can reach
stuiiful
I'm in a bedroom so I can discuss, I tried eating ass for the first time and I enjoyed it more than I expected. Loved the moans I heard too
Myowngrampa
Right? the moans! If they are into it, I'm into it. Almost always
ButtStuffBUTTSTUFFFFF
It's honestly one of the most enjoyable activities out there
farmfreshmayonnaise
If the username is any indication
ZaWithDude
but... taste..
ZaWithDude
I'm sorry, butt*
MrRandom314159
Butt what?
CivilizedUndead
If you both expect butt stuff, than proper cleaning will have to be done, in which case there should be no taste.
Kalabatos
I doesn't taste if it's cleaned. Just like a vagina must be cleaned. I love eating ass but fuck there must be a lot of trust for me to do it
AGronau
You think they're serving pussy at 5* restaurants? If you love them and they're clean, you'll get down there like a bulldog eating oatmeal
DanielGayLewis
Honestly shouldn't taste like anything unless they don't know to clean themselves. I always throw it in a bit when going Dow on my gf
DickPicEnthusiast
And then you slip her the Jones? And if she farts while you're down there, it's a Bophal disaster.
CoolGuyCoolDude
You're literally sticking your tongue inside the butthole. What are you guys saying?! There's guaranteed shit taste
VolunteerForSnuSnu
You clearly have not yet experienced a clean butthole
Damnitimgur
False
MentelPie
If they were sensible human beings and either washed thoroughly or did an enema, should be done.
MentelPie
None*, fuck sake.
kJerAFK
You don't eat ass after a long day of work. You do it after a thorough shower.
hispanicmafia
That was my first mistake
AGiantSlor
Mikesjca
I cannot upvote this enough!
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
DickDastardly404
My respect for tina fey has increased
IComeWithWifi
WTF am I looking at here???
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
donut man
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
ComeOnAndLetTheGoodTimesRoll
god damn it this is all sorts of wrong.
Loxachi
superkameguru
Pickleswtf
GasToxic
What the actual fuck
loveplusultra
donut man
skincancerisfun
looks like the scene from Thinner
FUNKAPUS
Yup.. because that clears everything up... yeah.
loveplusultra
I don't remember saying this...
LazyZeppelin
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
I fucking hate Shatner with the fire of a thousand suns but this gif is perfect lol
FUNKAPUS
Why?
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
He is just an all around horrible person & giant walking cock.
gengumby
Is, is that Tina Fey?
DarthLabradoodle
We're all Tina Fey in the eyes of the Lord.
DetectiveGaff
"Alexa, how do I delete someone else's comment?"
JunkbatmainOberbatch
"Deleting: 'Shanghai Elsa's Conquest' from your adult filder."
DetectiveGaff
Wait no
Fastolfe
"I don't know that one."
makelthappen
I don't know, let me check with CIA they're pro at it
Dedeurmetdebaard
I'm pretty sure there's a good portion of virgins who like to brag about shit.
MrWaltz
That seems like a straw man argument. But as long as I get to eat was with a straw tongue I'm okay with it.
TheTimeless
I'm not bragging! I just want the whole world to know I've done the sex multiple times, in fact I'm doing 3 sex as I type this!
TheHeroOfWastingTime
3 whole sex? You're mad...mad I tell you!
HandsomeSwede
What? Why would that be something to brag about? I love eating ass, it’s not about bragging, it’s about declaring your unending love of it.
HandsomeSwede
And could someone please explain why this is getting downvoted,
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
I don't understand it, the idea of it repulses me. But hey, more power to them.
youmustaskjeeves
Give up your inhibitions. In the moment, no one thinks of it as a turdcutter. also, lick toes, and choke them a little. All at the same time
daemonwise
You must be far more limber than I.
youmustaskjeeves
Shes the limber one. Basically just sit Indian style. A toe in one side of the mouth, a bunghole in the rest, and a fistfull of trachea
whatupmyknitters
i'm laughing my ass off at the thought of how the two people involved in these sex acts must be proportioned to do all at oince
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
i dont see much difference between it and eating pussy. as long as its clean, theyr both just a part of the body to lick
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
like dick, pussy, nipples, ears, fingers, and literaly other peoples mouths
forallintensivepurposes
The difference is that one of them regularly sends out poop
youresorttorepostingcomments
K and piss and blood come out of the other, what’s your point? If it’s clean it doesn’t matter ya dummy
MHfromNH
pee is technically sterile. vaginas clean themselves out like fancy ovens. poop is full of pathogens.
Flyndaran
If you know women that bleed every single day, then get them to a doctor.
abunandabutt
Piss does not come out of a vagina...
ButMetal
There are two types of girls. Those that like a tongue in the ass and dirty fucking liars!
TheStinkyPossum
I've never had a tongue near my asshole. It puckers just at the thought...
cobaltandchrome
Enjoying receiving it is different than enjoying being the eater.
ComeOnAndLetTheGoodTimesRoll
LachrymatorAesthetic
BababaMoooya1
Lmao
UserSubImgurian
My gf is like, meh
ComeOnAndLetTheGoodTimesRoll
UserSubImgurian
She can't get over the ick factor, even when freshly showered, she don't like it.
AriPlanetLord
I've never tried this but im up for anything.
Jackk92
When and where
whatupmyknitters
i found it to be surprisingly meh... not bad, but not as great as i thought it'd be
Immortan
You werent hony enough, men need forleplay too
whatupmyknitters
i'm not a man
JamieSmyth
I feel like my asshole will never be clean enough to lick
skylin05
I'm pretty grossed out by the thought of anything like that happening so I'll pass ._.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
I'll add those who haven't tried it yet.
AirKeytar
Not just girls. I'm a dude and I'll tell you it feels great.
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
Girl here...it's fucking wonderful!
ButMetal
a female? how you doin??
TheColonelsSecretRecipe
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
HandinoutBlows
Ah, so you enjoy the taste of shit then?
imafemaleontheinternetholyshit
I guess by this logic everyone should stop eating pussy and sucking dick because you know, piss comes from there. You half-chapped llama tit
Damnitimgur
Half chapped llama tit.... Take my vote u linguistic fuck
carn37lake
All my girlfriends learned how to wipe their ass a long time ago. Raise the bar there fella.
Neutom
Beautiful
HarryHobo97
My man!
LtKifKroker
Sup I can take a shirt on your cupcake as long as I wipe it off with some tp it's all good? Nah man.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
is shower foreplay like fucking dead or what? wash your meal before you eat it...
SwankyOrcs
I try and always shower before sex, ESPECIALLY if i think there's a possibility of oral of any kind, and i ask my hubby to do the same