Morning!

May 28, 2016 9:21 AM

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Ashley Alexis

i haven't even slept yet

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

All her shit is photoshopped like hell, her name is wicked tuna

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love oatmeal for brekfast

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Nice pair of shock absorbers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Morning

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like women with some meat on their bones. All I want is a fat, disgusting, deranged but kind girlfriend, so she'll be like me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Now that's what curvey looks like. Not those cottege cheese elephant ass fucks.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 10

Uhm...she's heavily photoshopped like all of these pictures are. She definitely has cellulite. Don't get your hopes up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take "DEATH BY SNU SNU" for $1000 , Alex.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

Is that like death by ungabunga

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and the answer is, what is "unoriginal Futurama reference "....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

Morning would.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her name screams porn. Her body screams deep fried

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Damn, now I'm hungry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man she's so hot I bet her breats feel like... Water balloons full of sand... Like all breasts do...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Mmm, breats

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She is gross

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 17

Is gross slang for super hot?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

THHIIIICCCKKK.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Now that's what women really look like. Not like a stick-insect.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 34

So you mother wasn't a real woman? Or are you saying you go for women that only look like your mother?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

real women come in all shapes. to say one is real and the other is not is clearly wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Women do not look like this.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

So what is she then? I could have sworn she was a woman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some do

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

And some don't.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1