HippoKing22
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+1 if you're first to remember his name
Apr 16, 2018 3:44 AM
HippoKing22
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2758
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+1 if you're first to remember his name
TheBritishAreComing
Well I mean now they do. Good job OP you suck
GrayMatterr
All I remember is the scene about the wind. I think about that shit at least once a month.
zydrunus
Archer, Emissary of the Gorgonites
Mrpolojohn
GeminiSprk
His battery may be dead, but his spirit will go on and on and on.
jgorrmz
Toy Soldiers for the f’ing win!
SunBrolem
We are the Commando Elite. Everything else... Is just a toy.
Eltore
KanyeWesticularCancer
I distinctly remember noping the fuck out after the Barbie scene. That shit still freaks me out.
TheDivineUsersub
username +1
Behemoth090
*Emissary
MrDrProfScientist
The leader of the gorgonites was Allen-now-shutup.
mikeatc
I remember him sounding like Megatron sounds now in the movies. Wasn’t the Dad the same dad is in the transformer movies?
TooRexyForMyShirt
Yes, Kevin Dunn played Alan's father in "Small Soldiers" and Sam's father in the Transformers movies.
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
My little brother watched this movie every day for A WHOLE YEAR
SpartanJ105
He has good taste then
Mythleaf
archer <3
TheSizzels
Where's Nick Nitro? Oh you know, here and there.
SpartanJ105
Lmao nice
CommonSenze
"Mine's Gizmo"
PeterJackson1998
Greetings I am Archer emissary of the Gorgonites
Mehhhhh69
I love this song!
RobJenkins
MEDIC!
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites
ydwyrd
It was on Netflix until recently.
DirtRagFartStain
What I remember is the PS1 game being siiiiiick.
breakfastburner
So good! I think? Probably not but back then I thought it was the greatest.
Midwinters
"Aveenge me comrades! "
HighwayStar82
"Greetings. My name is Archer."
Flapjacktastic
Today's generation is too busy enjoying the plethora of pixels we didn't have in the 90s.
BlackShadowX
All I remember is Chip
santacruznp
Wassat?
HumanaryStew
Major Chip Hazard. Everything else is just a toy...
dingofdong
The Commando Elite - Cmdr Chip Hazard, Link Static, Brick Bazooka, Nick Nitro, Kip Killigan and Butch Meathook (at least in the PC game)
sredder47
All gorgonite scum must die
glitchead
All gorgonite scum must die
RandoWis
All gorgonite scum must die!
sangari
It’s alive, it’s alive!!
Atemcyph
Chip commander looks like Cable
tiarali
Psychological Warfare.
SpartanJ105
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
Wakborder517
My girlfriend while picking a movie: “Want to watch Small Soldiers?” I think I found a keeper.
SpartanJ105
Fucking wife her now or I will, you were warned
Wakborder517
That’s a real possibility in the future. And her daughter is fckin adorable
SpartanJ105
Aww, that’s cute. Good for you buddy
ziralien
Archer? Badass dude. But don't forget about Freakenstein, or Insaniac, or Ocula, or Slamfist, or Punch It and Scratch It.
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SirManselOfMacsen
Wrong actor
elephantpoe
Those toys were the tits as a kid.
TheCarolingian
And Twist It, Pull It and Bop It!
dingofdong
Freakenstein, formerly Troglokhan
ChristopherWalkensVoice
As a kid I was so upset that they didn't make the toys like they did in the movie. Packaging and all.
Illthinkofausernamelater
Insaniac was my favorite.
thegreatwhiteblackartblackestmaster
What about Bop It and Twist It?
SpicyRebar
diabeticiguana
I Am Archer, Emissary of the Gorgonites
GreaterDog
Hi, I'm Boppo
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Please don't forget Nick Nitro.
HaberdasherInGold
Link Static!
ziralien
I didn't forget him because he isn't a Gorgonite.
IQDeclined
A mind is a terrible thing to waste
Sephitian
Loved the PC game "Small Soldiers: Squad Commander "
largeal
Just last week I watched about 5 hours of YouTube full play through cause I couldn't find a download
Sephitian
http://www.old-games.com/download/8909/small-soldiers-squad-commander I have not tested this. Best of luck though.
largeal
Doing God's work
cyndrin
I gotta ask, did you look it up, is your memory that good, or did you watch it recently?
zingwing1
It was on Netflix till April 1
reddrummer93
What about the effing cd rom game that my cpu could run at 5 fps haha
SonicDH
Oh shit. I playtested that at Hasbro as a kid. It was a cool top down strategy game.
INFAMOUS991
That game was awesome! Or at least young me thought it was awesome.
Daljones
I played the shit out of that game.
Zasep
Surprisingly fun game and hard as balls
dingofdong
Small Soldiers: Squad Commander! I've been trying to get it working on my modern win10 PC without success, if anyone knows how then plz hmu
shadolance
Emulator/Virtual Machine my dude. Used them to play Toy Story 2 and god that game was hard. Especially the construction yard level.
nomonames2
Someone else who knows my pain..... fuck those bolts...
ziralien
I watched it a shit load when I was younger.
lacnome
Did you ever play the game? I loved it.
ziralien
THERE WAS A GAME AND I MISSED IT?!
TheMojaveWanderer
Aww man yeah the game was sick
blueblurr33
Yeah there was, I recall playing it for ps1, but I was too young to really appreciate it
Senguie
THE GAME WAS AWESOME!
thatfrenchcanadian
The game was one of my favorite game ever. I think u could probably find it on an emulator if your lucky enough but it did not age that well
Wakborder517
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rusrsdude
Woow dude you missed out! You could pick up the monsters as companions and they'd attack with you. I only ever played it for that. Fun game.