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Funny online conversations
Do you accept snake tax? I didn't bring my credit cat.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
"dîner", "cinéma"... ah, classic French asshole who won't shut up and is so fucking sure he's killing it, you're so easy to spot.
Stebbenwolf
This just made me sad reading honestly.
jenaleelee
This is an IKEA! Lost my shit hahaha
MakeTabbouleNotWar
It's a daily struggle huh girls?
xaosbob
*I check my sides* Where's my gun?!
LittlemissEm
Put a dolphin in the story.
wildthundertherapy
Feldspartacus
#8 is Liam Neeson
Jellyman7
The Ikea one was excellent!
Lire257
"Screamed the stable boy"
Jesusqueef
I need more of these.
Helenkellers
And they say women aren't funny....
Stumpied
My husband and I had a good laugh at these. We missed out on Tinder thank god
ThecommentFarmer
GrantLeavitt
FOUL! You wrote an incomplete sentence!
AQueensHeart
@CaptainGrowler
CaptainGrowler
Hahaha
tengosuerte
Who are these people that think "random people will send me nudes" is a brilliant strategy? I honestly don't understand.
TayTay051
Send noods plz
MultipleDads
Honestly some people do it because they really don't care and 1/1000 times it works.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Maybe because they send nudes to random people they think some symmetry is to be expected? Iunno.
FreeMoCo2009
And I wonder why, as a dude, we get such a bad rep on Tinder... Admittedly, I almost pissed myself laughing though
MOTHERFUCKING
Trust me the women of Tinder aren't some sort of God sent angels.
Lamplord
I kind if want to see and sweet/real connection Tinder dump.
GreaterDog
STOPBILL, FUCK
NolaSamus
came down here for this
mikeatike
I came down here to congratulate you on your new premium platinum hourly service.
ObsLamprey
If this is my competition maybe I should give Tinder a go.
draconisoffensive
Nope rope tax?
GrantLeavitt
#AllAnimalsAreCute lol
nunavailabul
Ahaha I woke my house mate up laughing at these. I love people fucking with people.
Seanhithere
Is stuff like this common? Does it ever work? I cannot believe it actually does.
MulattoGelato
God some of these make me cringe for my gender.
LuckyDirt
Exactly, why won't the ladies just send the nudes already? Lol
HellsBelly
Ikr? Geez
AGloomyYou
At least the bar is low
Shenhatesyou
I just had an epiphany
Mikeiller
On behalf of men everywhere, I would like to apologize.
MOTHERFUCKING
I'm not apologizing for people that in no way represent me as an individual, and neither should you.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
MrMagnanimous
https://youtu.be/FwXR-gey9XE
Shoe1ess
A match made in heaven I see.
TraceOfHumanity
I didn't make it past "You look like a stoner why don't u smoke this boner" because I can't imagine the dump could get any better than that.
jsmi813
The sock one did it for me
therestless
Add a dolphin.
LexCat0
It never gets any better than that when you're a woman on tinder..
HolyHellJezebel
The rest are pretty good
Rukel
The Holocaust one was pretty fucked up, but really funny.
LaFudge
The papa John's one made my day
Bassnecker
Did you fall from heaven? Because, have sex with me?
CrimeBrulee
the ikea roleplay is pretty good
DiabeticDolphin
You know he was yanking his meat.
DontFeedTheBears
I nearly died of laughter.
loma45
It's a guest kitchen
Volvo101010101
They’re good kitchens bront.
LeosMama
"Add a dolphin to the story" that was so amazing
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Seriously, who are these people?
FootSauce
I get it they're dumb. But also the people who get off on humiliating them by their rejection are awful and cringey too..
GifIsPronouncedJif
show bobs and vagene
giftkartoffel
#straightwhiteboystexting
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
The people who ruin dating apps for everyone.
nclu
Just handing out the cringes
ScottDaWebGuy
Humans.
colombe
I’m falling often on the « psst, wanna make babies » guy on whisper. Always the same text and scenario.
Phyrie
Hard to say, most of the names are blanked out.
ComicallyLongUsername
GrahamCanyon
There's a balance to be had. The aggressive approach gets you laid more often than you would think, but there is such a thing as tact.
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
I have a daughter now, and I am terrified of her dating after reading all of these.
Noob3rts
Uneducated nitwits who couldn't figure out why "Hi nudes ples" didn't work the first time.
Sonicdahedgie
It only takes one yes to make it worth it for them.
aykyle
People who want to play the odds. If you ask 100 women if they want to fuck, there's bound to be one that does on Tinder.
AsheLake
Yeah, maybe, but do you want to start any kind of relationship that way?
aykyle
No. Obviously not. Was saying what they do. The repeat it to every girl til they get what they want. It's common psychology.
AsheLake
Yeah, I guess I just don't want what they want :\
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Unfortunately it's pretty common.
Meloncov
The tactless dudes I get. I wanna know who the girls with the time to shut them down in witty ways are.
ilovecake
You get so used to it. Becomes a reflex, actually.
Elleirda
You get the same messages so you get to workshop your punchlines
asm80dfa8sdfj
Ey bby, are you using rational logical arguments, cause nothing gets me more aroused than an independent girl who thinks for herself
QueenLaQueefa
You get good at it. Cause it tends to happen a lot.
ImpoliteCanadian
True that
TheClayKnight
Username checks out
TimeAwaits
GunganExterminator
penguintoot
:( that poor bird
agermanguy
Best double dippin ever +1
idontgiveashitanymor
I lovebirbs
HaveGinWillBabble
o shit yeah
DetectiveSloth
Last time I saw this there was discussion about how terrified that bird is
penguintoot
you shouldn't pick a bird up like that because they're smol, you're compromising their lungs. don't scare poor birb
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
Every time a pet is posted online there is always a discussion about how terrified it is.
apothecary555
... or how it's sick with some horrible disease and is going to die
Fairdinkums
I'm not gonna downvote this double dip but I'm not happy
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Fair enough.
TimeAwaits
Hi! 'Scuse me, but I tried googling double dipping but I came up empty. So now I have to ask you: what is a double dip?
Grendal27
ShaneMJ
Probably the fact that the bird is essentially a second tax.
LegendaryGrumpyCat
Posting something else in a post you own for even more points.
TimeAwaits
Thanks for explaining! I didn't know this was a thing. I'm pretty new and I don't know how to upload gifs to my posts via my mobile. Wasn't
TimeAwaits
Wasn't my intention to 'boost ratings' or whatever. I just share things that make me crack up, hopefully so other people can enjoy it too.