I told her it was her fault?

My wife and I will be married 30 years this year.

A week ago I dreamed my wife was hiring a maid. When I walked in on the interview for the new maid it was Lana Kane from the show Archer.

And then a weirder twist.

My wife was doing the interviewing only she was Edith from Downton Abby.

When I walked in my wife (looking like Edith) told Lana to take her clothes off. She said she wanted to make sure I approved of the new maid.

And just as Lana's voluptuous hips were slipping out of her outfit....

Admiral Ackbar sounded the alarm. I knew my wife had to be up to something and it would end badly for me. I woke and set straight up in bed. Jumped so bad I woke my wife too.

She asked me what was wrong. I told her it was her fault. Told her the dream and said she had to stop flipping back and forth binge watching Archer and Downton Abby. Those shows had been playing constantly for weeks every time she was home.

My wife wanted to know part actually startled me so bad. I told her I knew it was a trap when she said she wanted me to be happy....

Holy $hit snacks. I made it to the ultimate danger zone... Most Viral. Wait a minute... I had something for this!

Thanks everyone. Boobies!