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http://manfriedtheman.tumblr.com
ComradeSillyOtter
lol. The little human just making little spears
CharlieBravo
SbagsMcGee
slimdegsy
fyaycr
dannypoo
thetallestninja
torhs
If his food is a burger instead of cat food, shouldn't the rat be a tiny goat or something?
Arjunia
AnbaricDragon
Snowroll
Forsooth167
TheDustyOne
He should of threw up the food and then demanded more food.
eilletane
*should have. Seriously, how is this even a mistake?
alex281197
rovertbiggs
dessii18
Bikinibottom2
sizza147
Jesse?
hotbeef69
Manfred man's earth band?
BubbleGumNoel
:D nice
Sirsir94
The tiny genitals
sakuraboy
ThorOdinson1
Failedit
The #1 reason people like cats it's because they have an interesting personality. It's like a reality show that's on at all times.
Mcshmile
And I don't like reality shows, guess that explains it
TheNorwegiansAreLeaving
ShutUpMeh
HEYYYYYYYYYYYY
McClutch
I envisioned the cat being voiced by Louie CK while reading this.
theonewhoknocks
*nasally* heeeeeey
QuinsY
Ohh, I thought that little man Was Louis Székely~ ☆
SomeCrazyNerd
The man kinda looks like him.
OneFuckedPony
StRocketScience
Well doowadiddy didn't dum diddy do
TortoiseGaming
If you enjoyed this check out "If my dogs were 2 middle aged men"
TortoiseGaming
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men
Bropunzel
Catman!!!
aselfdefeatingattitude
I hate Catman.
yuugian
Fighter of the Dogman!!!
SonderingStrike
You called?
Anonaru
This is clearly a mancat
Bropunzel
Hah!
Bropunzel
Hah!
ninoyiya
Pat? Pat is that you?
Endocrom
Elmo claimed dominance.
DapperBlook
No, as established n one of the Castlevania playthroughs, he is a fleaman.
Forsooth167
Playing Omikron finally broke him.
TeachMeSomething
back to the Woolie-hole
Forsooth167
Playing Omikron finally broke him.
Stanbob
Shouldn't the cats be clothed?
scroll142
No. Cause that wouldn't be realistic.
amglasgow
He's a nudist.
REDS1X
and why would the cat be grossed out by the mouse?
litoris
Finally we're addressing the big issues.
PromNightDumptserBaby
Asking the real questions
PandolfsParade
Casual nudity ftw.
luchie24
Exactly my thought!
thetallestninja
Are you always clothed around your cat?
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
Yes. But especially when I go outside. #6
Imustupvotealltacos
his little peewee is hilarious
anialatrex
Fur is clothing
stupidstray
If the man is naked the cat should be clothed, if the cat is naked the man should be clothed.
Talaiga
He's wearing a fur coat, isn't he?
Stanbob
TheFoxyVixen
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
IanDaley
Uncomfortable
theuberkevlar
Yeah, gave me creepy shudders.
RogersTheShrubber
HaulinOats
Hi, I'm Troy Mclure
Maug83
It's just a mustache!
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
https://media1.giphy.com/media/4tIWMVkdJQK52/200w.gif
Znayx
What the
Znayx
I'm guessing it's the thing about having a mustache makes you like like a creep?
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
It's from the same episode of newsradio as the previous Phil Hartman gif
herph
I miss Phil Hartman.
IsweartoGodLinda
His wife didn't.
herph
RogersTheShrubber
http://imgur.com/fj5ZZHg
MCEscherWasADouchebag
Oh wow, nice
Counterfit
Too soon, man
Shadsy
Made a mistake. Went to the source site. Tiny-man penis everywhere.
IllCaesar
You can see it in three of the strips of this post here on Imgur.
BryanDevaney
well yeah, tumblr.
Junktrunkjunkie
And some of us just need to look in a mirror.
Slindrin
same
Slindrin
no wait
nowitsshowtime
This explains perfectly why people that don't like cats feel the way they do.
olegh
At least a cat is not a furry baby like a dog.
The22ndDoctor
These just confirm what I have been telling people for 30 years. Cats are people, treat them as such and you will have a friend for life.
XaiaX
Also, the reverse.
ohdeepthought
My brother had to move interstate and I am now a carer for 2 cats. (I'm not a huge fan of cats but they are ok).
MiasmaCorrigan
I used to love cats, but my current experiences teach me that I don't.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Basically cat people are hella superficial
mechanicalchaos
I actually feel kinda opposite. Dogs tend to be very easy to befriend and are swayed easily. Cats are just who they are, always.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Yeah, but they're pretty
HighlySexualLobster
Really? I don't see a single image of a blood test showing a negative result for the presence of toxoplasmosis.
ohdeepthought
My brother had to move interstate and I am now a carer for 2 cats. (I'm not a huge fan of cats but they are ok).
UncleGus
I love cats and this still explains cats perfectly.
MiasmaCorrigan
I used to love cats, but my current experiences teach me that I don't.
carmelkat
I didn't like cats. Boyfriend convinced me to get a cat. Now I love cats.
heyitssnowing
You have a girlfriend
GreedyJungle
I got a cat once. Hate en so much more now.
obidya
I was never a cat person, raised a couple from jelly beans for the kids and now they are mine and I love them
Voidhawk42
You may have Toxoplasmosis.
TeflonTrout
It's my favorite parasite
Flyndaran
Be careful. Some people actually believe those ridiculous myths about that real and usually benign parasite.
InterplanetaryPurplyThornyDragon
This guys got the bug for sure
TheMistaEpic
Worth it tbh fam
obidya
I was never a cat person, raised a couple from jelly beans for the kids and now they are mine and I love them
Tylvian
exact opposite for me.
Elroydb
Good to see you compromised :D
SidneyHarbor
I've had cats for 4 decades and raised kids too. I will say that anyone who can't even deal with a cat has no business raising kids.
Tylvian
thats retarded, their not the same fucking thing. Of course i see the simile to kids but just no. Cats are not kids.
CasualJake
Crap, I'm fiercely allergic to cats and can't deal with them. Wish me luck as I break the news to the wife.
igivetheinternets
Can't risk you being allergic to the baby too!
Canisiel
Dealing with animals is not the same as dealing with your own species.
CNNBRFIINF
He's talking about the care you give a cat vs a kid. Cats are very low-maintenance. If you can't handle that, kids will be a problem.
GreedyJungle
Most cats are not low maintenance
CNNBRFIINF
Idk wha cats you're used to, Greedy, but the ones I've had all my life have been loving but independent. I gave them food and water, 1/2
ChampionCynthia
Food two or three times a day, some playtime & interaction, sometimes a vet checkup and a litter box. That's luterally it.
bigdaddyfatpants
Here's a handy chart.
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
My cats are actually really cuddly and loving.
LadyWidebottom
I love cats, but as an Australian, this is perfect.
InitHello
As a cat person, this is 100% accurate.
Enoan
You say cunt, I say pussy.
1metalnation
Pussy cunt seems redundant though
1metalnation
Pussy cunt seems redundant though
Enoan
As does posting a comment two times, and yet here we are.
Enoan
As does posting a comment twice, but here we are.
1metalnation
Mobile is as mobile does my man
Thebae
cunt!
Thebae
pussy!
AnbaricDragon
What do straight guys want!!?
heyitssnowing
It needs one where it poops in a box INSIDE THE HOUSE. Stupid cats
JustADumbRename
Having owned both, give me occasionally scoping a box over grabbing a steamy pile of shit with a 1mm thick bag any day.
AbyssinianRem
Our cat uses the toilet.
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
You poop in a bowl inside the house and your the most intelligent species on the planet
heyitssnowing
YOU'RE stupid for even making that comparison..
heyitssnowing
YOU'RE stupid for even making that comparison..
151RumPineapplejuiceMalibu
nuh ah YOU'RE stupid
heyitssnowing
Damn..you got me lol
UnassumingAscotCap
Totally, because it's impossible for a cat to be indoor/outdoor and shit outside.
heyitssnowing
So why don't people do that??
UnassumingAscotCap
I did, and my neighbours do.
ThatBinaryGuy
heck... its even relatively easy to train a cat to shit in your toilet. I mean, then you come to cat shit in the toilet all the time..
JustADumbRename
Some don't like it. And if they don't need to go outside, like dogs, then they don't need flea collars and stuff. Also harder to contain
JustADumbRename
them since tiny and can climb and jump.
MetalMil
I do.
GreedyJungle
I hate cats.
Tylvian
same. Fuck the annoying animals, i have 2, stupid roommates.
rovertbiggs
There are dozens of us!
Jncat
I hate dogs but for some reason that isn't acceptable.
GreedyJungle
Irrational fear or something like that?
dillbn
There's nothing irrational about a fear of dogs
Jncat
I don't like that they eat turds...that's grosses me the fuck out lol
Jncat
Actually, I can't stand their barking. I think it's like a sensory thing, idk.
GreedyJungle
Well at least you have a reason! I think it's acceptable. Some barking drives me insane and I love dogs.
TroutYabo
They don't do anything loyal or enjoyable to me. Dogs make every day so much better
PreciousPotato
I like both. Only ever had cats, though, because they are nicely low-maintenance and you can still cuddle them.
GreedyJungle
Exactly.
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10tacles
So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
TwoToneeRebel
i wholeheartedly agree.
EnemaBucket
Absolutely agree
Ricedcrisper
Sounds like you are needy in relationships.
TroutYabo
Nope I just have a dog
Sauroctonus
Why should they be loyal?
AnApologeticCanadian
They are animals, they dont HAVE to be anything. Its harder to like something that doesnt reciprocate the love and you give it.
rifleGun2ofReddit
They don't get attached to people either.
TroutYabo
You could be gone for 5 years and it would be like "oh you're back". Go get the mail and the dog goes "oh by I thought you left me, hello!"
rifleGun2ofReddit
Then the dog would say "We are simply human beings and therefore should not judge others especially on petty things."