If he dies he dies

Mar 31, 2020 2:26 AM

And he wants it on his tombstone. You may remain anonymous if you choose.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death by Snu-Snu is the best way to go out.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Lets go

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If I die, I die happy!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He just wants to play with your tits while you break his pelvis.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Amen!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Gravity's my wingman, curves are my compass - navigating life's terrain with style and sass.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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He knew what he signed up for.

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Damn Skippy

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PLEASE get on top,.. that causes the deep, deep grind,.. luvit!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wonder if some rich guy donated thousands of samples of his sperm so that he could eventually lay claim to his blood line.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

As someone who slams big girls like it's a sport(until I became claimed, I'm well aware of the risks, and accept full accountability.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Read the lyrics and start laughing. Because this could be you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaKu7fZAv0s

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not far off, not far off at all.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love my thighs! They keep my phone from falling into the toilet!

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Have you tried working on your grip strength instead?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

As a dude who has a thing for the thick girls, I love your thighs too.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Brad is super appreciative of your compliment.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They do make the rocking world go round!!!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Come here, are ya ticklish?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know I'm big and how heavy I am. Unless I can leverage my weight by holding myself up I can't ride to effectively. My bf kept begging to

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

..."Just get on top already." After declining for weeks. Annoyed I finally did it but he wouldn't hold my hands to help. Fine, I showed him

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I didn't give a Fuck, held myself up on his chest and fucked him harder than before. He orgasmed and then gasped for air when I sat up.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

#illmakesurehedieshappy

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On top of an exercise and diet routine?

6 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 48

It’s called sexercise. She’ll hump her way to a flat belly; over his dead body.

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On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese!

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

I lost my poor meatbaaaaaall, when somebody sneeeeezed

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This is how I wanna go

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diane, the Serpent sin of Envy rule 34.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Imma say it... That's a little toooooo big.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 13

Smother me until i cant breath

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then some

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Might interest you: https://youtu.be/eYDI8b5Nn5s

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Uuuuuuhhhhhmmmmm. That song actually has a text? I always thought it was just random howling

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll say one thing: as a white girl being a bit curvier it’s made me feel a lot better coming here and seeing the straight up desperation

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You'll be surprised how guys may still end up into you even if curves aren't their thing. It's a trope but personality matters a lot.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The worst thing is because I’m curvy I always feel like a black widow spider who eats their mate when toothpick guys flock to me. Idk.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get a fluffy guy. I've always been broad shouldered and thick thighed/calved. Guys that are really lean make me self conscious too.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got myself a teddy bear. Nothing better than midnight snacks after snusnu.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm just left here wondering where all these jiggle-lovers are in my country.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Same here. Doesn't exist.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just say when and where after this lockdown is over and ill show you how wrong you are

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretending to have normal taste so that they don't get bullied for it when out in public. Its only talked about in trusted circles.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know this because I'm one of the people you're looking for, but already married to a most amazing woman who I found in her mom's attic.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"normal taste"........

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As in, chasing after the kinds of girls you'd see in sports illustrated or in a porno. Instead of more average body shapes like my wife is.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not little. But I think she's the greatest, just like she is.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I know. The fact that you are aware and still use words like "normal taste" when talking about it, is what's got me disappointed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just gotta put yourself out there is all. If a guy doesn't like your look, he won't bother getting to know you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What country? I might be of service

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Denmark. Considering I married an american and dated another, I probably shouldn't complain though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not sure if you are married still or not, if not NL is a lot closer to the USA. just saying. if so ignore this comment!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stopped being married the instant he verbally abused me ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good on you! Now i wanted to followed up with something sleazy but i kind of want to ask how your doing now

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get much satisfaction out of being on top ?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Best thing to see and make him cum. You can masturbate afterwards anyways.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

If I had a curvy/chubby gf, who liked being on top AND liked to masturbate, then I'm pretty sure I'd be in some sort of heaven! :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Angle your hips slightly forward. Makes all the difference. Play with it and see what works. Push into his chest - it's your ride.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta turn around.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

every now and then you get a little bit lonely?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EMT's call reverse cowgirl "the cock cutter" for a reason my guy.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, I'm very careful

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its all fun and games till someone gets boomerang dick!

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