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KillSwitchX
United we stand, divided we fall. +1
chinablue
If we only defended christians they way we do muslims maybe the WBC wouldn't exist.
crashdummy35
OMG I laughed so hard I cried. Totally serious. So awesome.
bjt112233
This is all sorts of awesome
cufa
Sorry guys, Al Qaeda called me first. We kindda had an arrangement already.
shakedownblues
And it was things like this that landed Mr. El-Baghdadi on the NSA watch list in the first place
PitbullsPublicist
so twitter is allowing terrorist leaders to have an account but trolls, oh hell naw, fuck them trolls, they are ruining twitters atmosphere.
XedtheRed
"Lemme talk to you AFTER I finish cooking my bacon"
manisapencil
CNN: could this be religiously motivated?
lovestospoon
As a Muslim guy idk but want the 1 point
dogwit7titties
As a female I value my gentitals too much. Oh, n I'm not muslim. Oh, n I like having an opinion, some weed and did I mention my gentitals?
ackbob
Ohhh. Why didn't I think to bully ISIS into suicide?
angelicmoose
The guy with the surname 'Djingo' missed a chance to have 'DjingoUnchained' as his username.
gingerbeardcyclist
Donald Trump be like "Muslims are building a Death Star!"
DrMalsain
The empire, then the first order and now the muslims? Will it ever stop?
iamnotanigerianprince
The people saying "maybe later" are now all on watchlists.
Wombridge
GCHQ have a sarcasm and irony filter, a necessity
Prettylittleliarinsundaypijamas
I'm surprised no one opted for the "watching the grass grow" activity.. Still good stuff!
Reaperman64
I love this. Ideals are incredibly hard to destroy by fighting them, but mocking and ignoring them get the job done a lot quicker.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Exactly, they want to be seen as monsters, because that means people taking them seriously.
swinglinered
"people are prepared to be seen as monstrous, but cannot stand being seen as ridiculous" I don't remember where that is from.
m8Turbo
Ha ha love it
THEMUHFUGGINCAVALRYSHERE
Honestly would rather join IS than watch that United vs Chelsea game
Forclaz
Tbh, taking care of a tomato garden during winter is time consuming. Much care
Cherrybomb29
are you not supposed to let them die or bring them inside during winter? oops
Deninjawei
Might be in sourthern hemisphere
philosorapstar
they're inside. with the poppies.
ACuntrarianCont
But the out come is such worth it, very bountiful, wow tomatoes
MMAgCh
Much care. Very horticulture. Wow.
Mekyo
Fisrt read "tornado garden", I thought "wow, that dude's not kidding."
ATemporailyEmbarrassedMillionaire
"winter"
snowman520182
If this is real, it's the best thing ever.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
So.... why does Twitter allow ISIS to run an account?
Riddiculous
They don't, there's just too many accounts. But that one is just a fake one mocking Isis
MikeArclight
#7 "Need coffee to celebrate a heathen holiday; run along now" XD
dhulqarnayn
We still get off from school and work ...
docj84
Needs traditional egg nog as well
futtbuckin
So.. are all these people following isis on twitter?
aShogunNamedMarcus
Yet when "ironically" follow the KKK to RT all the klan rallies I'm too busy to attend, nobody finds it fun or funny :,(
icyvaynes
No. Random tweets will show up on the page.? So I say some aren't actively fallowing. Other just for joke reasons from the way it looks.
Katalliaan
I've never had a "random" tweet show up on my feed unless someone I follow retweets it.
OSCgal
Maybe they heard about it elsewhere (news, etc) and thought it'd be funny to reply?
FisterRobot0
The guy that tweeted it was translating an IS leader's speech and talking about its rhetoric. The tweet was taken out of context.
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FisterRobot0
Most of the people responding knew what was up (he even retweeted a lot of the good ones). But at least one news outlet misreported it.
mellowdrama
They freak me out so bad I wouldn't even have the courage to tweet back.
DannyMorrow
That's cause you're a bitch. I'd love to have a conversation so I could talk so much trash
tacticalcats
I'm stuck between that and wanting to tweet dumb shit like "I'm female, college educated, and I enjoy orgasms and am wearing a bikini."
PitbullsPublicist
just remember not all Muslims are a member of IS, but all members of IS are Muslim.
phlat6
maybe don't live in fear?
apiringLEO
Then the terrorist have beat you.
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apiringLEO
You're so filled with terror by them you won't even say something over the internet. That means they have beat you.
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apiringLEO
You are filled with by terrorist, that means they have beat you. It's ok, not like you're the only one.
JujuSquared
Fox News: thousands of Muslims admit they may have time later for jihad.
philosorapstar
Fucking brilliant. Lol'd.
kittenskittenskittens
I laughed. But tI still wouldn't put it past FOX to say something like this. In stats class we used FOX graphs as examples of skewed data
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
and not the CNN replaced data one? Just FOX is the only data skewer? Basically everyone everywhere does.
JoshMorris
Hey, good headline that would cause people to laugh every where. That would be good for ratings.
bigansalty
Best ever. So true
Howhardisittogetausernameonthissite
well, what they're doing is still jihad
TheGuyThatHasAReferenceForEverything
Jihad waits for no man..
ArdentSlacker
You ever see one with no men showing up? Oooh, it could be happening all the time, really. Infinite unpopulated Jihads getting fuckall done.
TheGuyThatHasAReferenceForEverything
Am not ISIS
philosorapstar
Or is that just https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
AlwaysSiloeTen
And donald trump would use it to fuel the morons following him too.
AllTheUsernamesAreTakenIncludingThisOne
Trump and Fox don't get along, though.
deftgetfunk
Trump is a very good troll. Simply put
swinglinered
The best.
anewjokeeveryday
Around..
cacaw11cacaw
Down with ISIS
boopityboopboop
Oh rah-h-h-ah-ah-ah. Down with the sickness!
philosorapstar
Not me. I'm not down with ISIS.
EricMatthews
But are you down with OPP?
thriftydonkey
You know me.
philosorapstar
other people's property
cacaw11cacaw
That's not what I meant. Down as in, bring down isis, destroy them.
SexyBiologist
- Linda
scottandbarb
But that's a job reserved for Linda!
philosorapstar
tough crowd.
GuardianOfTheUserSub
Instructions unclear ....I shot the toaster
Logmister10
NOT THE TOASTER
phlat6
NO! the one likable character in this ridiculous saga...
Enoan
Fun fact, "Jihad" just means "struggle", it is totally applicable to say that attempting to get past a coffee addiction is a jihad on coffee
Enoan
Source: a friend of mine from Morocco
phlat6
at this point it's become an English borrowed term that means religious war.
fudgesickle
And that is unfortunate.
Rtaxx
while people of limited education and resources may chose to accept the "literal" translation of JUST the word, it is at BEST disingenuous
Rtaxx
*in holy war, to evangelize*
Rtaxx
to say it JUST means struggle. It MEANS "to crusade, to engage in holy way to evangelize, to "convert or kill" the non-believers. Jihad
Rtaxx
"just" means struggle the way "set" just means "to place something." http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/t47.html
flapperfemmefatale
Upvote for knowledge. It's basically the Arabic equivalent of "crusade" in both senses
ArdentSlacker
Uh. I get all queasy and worried about crusades. Although, I guess my country's calling it "war on" and then a concept. And not doing it. 1+
ArdentSlacker
2+ "War on drugs!" "Yeah, let's get rid of the Schrekli's!" "not... those drugs. Or profiting from suffering. Or... oh dear."
ArdentSlacker
3/3 "War on Terror!" "Yeah, let's get Fox News for riling people up over lies!" "No.. .not... OUR terror."
crii
actually, it is considered by some to by the "6th pillar of islam." it's every faithful muslim's duty to help the spread of islam.
crii
war just happens to be the most common methods of doing one's jihad in history.
flapperfemmefatale
Jihad isn't only about conversion. It also refers to the internal struggle of Muslims in the face of sin and temptation.
flapperfemmefatale
Jihad isn't only about conversion. It also refers to the internal struggle of Muslims in the face of sin and temptation.
crii
i didn't know that. upvote for knowledge on knowledge!
o11c
It is considered by some that the Earth is flat and the Moon landings were faked.
crii
are you implying that jihad isn't a part of islam, or that it is simply a word meaning "muslim holy war"?
crii
in either case, you would be the flat-earther. islam isn't the religion of peace it's billed as, but it's not a religion of war either.