Jul 16, 2017 11:58 AM
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TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Vancouver skytrain: Last train at 12:45am, down 4 maintenance 2x a week in rush hour, & won't run in the snow. Wait times are 15 min apart
aVibecalledBest
What the heck is SMRT? Why make a comparison when people don't even know.
Leithreas
DC: rush hour interval - 8 minutes, if the train doesn't just disappear forcing you to wait 16.
Blamblam101
Russian people have to fall in line or they get the boot.
TurtIeproof
MTA subway: SSCCCRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHhhhhhh
harkins
PATH (Jersey to Manhattan) - What's an interval? Like a schedule or something? Is rush hour when there are seats? No, we don't have that.
silvirus
Oh sure, the Moscow Metro is great...if you ignore the ghosts, anomalies, nosalises, lurkers, giant amoebas, and the Russian Nazis.
MissSiesta
When you have such good stats..
MartinLoofahKing
I was in Moscow 2 months ago, it's all true. Before that I was living near D.C. which is probably the worst subway system on earth.
WorkerLurker
Is actually
universalcode
Yeah, the Metro is great and all, but just wait til 2033.
kreeds
Total bullshit but I expected nothing less from the internet.
hellett
Lived in Moscow for 4 years. Its by far the best underground commuting system in the world.
Gerazius
And the prettiest one too!
theashman69
Then you go and get the train in Japan... Having trains on time all the time is incredible.
Ladyboo87
Tell that to my train every time I have an early meeting haha.
nerdmatic
I am so smart. S-M-R-T
yellowdye5
davosonion
I also thought of this
icyanddicey
Smrt means death in certain Slavic languages
BouncingCzechs
I mean S-M-A-R-T
RoboVader
TotalSmartAss
M-O-O-N, that spells "smart"
Megarith
Yeah I don't understand why the U.S.A. struggle with public transportation so much.
IonceateahouseandnowIshitbricks
And then there are people who ride the Toronto Transit System
vampirstein
the moscow one is the prettiest metro in the world *___*
aerodynamit3
Now do japan
BecauseJapan
*rubs hands together*
eromitlab
MARTA in Atlanta interval: 20 minutes, and your train is just leaving when you get to the platform.
TheFriendlyPineapple
MARTA IS SMARTA. :)
Thenamelesshero
Singapore Mass Rapid Transit
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
Starting about 8 years ago the MRT (Singapore) reliability has gone downhill, sharply. Aging equipment and a retiring workforce didn't help.
BuddahsBrother
I lived in SG. the trains are efficient and clean, as are the MRT. As for footfall, there aren't many people in SG, 3.6m working folk.
DarkSock
Awesome! Move to Russia!
lordpotatoes
well we are not talking about Singapore's SMRT. It is flawless. Source: I lived there and have the Paris subway to compare
Rogahar
Meanwhile London Underground: every 30 seconds and every train is still packed like agoraphobic sardines
KayGeeCee422
I mistakenly thought the "age: 82 years" was the average age of the passengers. My bad.
obitoro
I'm surprised there isn't a comment about how terrible the BART is here.
schrodingersasymmetric12gauge
In Soviet Russia, train rides you!
lottahullabaloo
Who's the Smrt one now, hmm?
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Mussolini made the trains run on time.
PartyMagician
He really didn't
No. He did.
MottledWoulfe
No he didnt, it was propaganda
ShaunSchaf
the russians had 52 years more to practice
SpecialContainmentProcedures
And some of that practice was probably under... extreme... pressure
agojama
Moscow metro is basically blood stream of the city. And it has free WiFi for all passengers.
PostMoThoin
Functioning public transport is part of the communist ideology.
BeesechurgerProductions
I mean, that's not UNTRUE...
malikcarr
The Moscow Metro was built as a strategic military/gov't asset for the US invasion they've been sure is coming ANY DAY NOW since 1945. Makes
sense that they'd put every ounce of effort into making sure it works right.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
It's sad and amusing how the cold war went/goes. All that focus on the huge military strike that's surely coming.
"Goes" is correct, even today many Russians are convinced Abrams tanks will be driving into Smolensk *tomorrow*.
squishybaker
practice doesn't mean anything look at the tube that shit is the oldest and it's packed all day long.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
I feel like you didn't understand they were joking
Moscow's is stupidly packed too. Still works though
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Vancouver skytrain: Last train at 12:45am, down 4 maintenance 2x a week in rush hour, & won't run in the snow. Wait times are 15 min apart
aVibecalledBest
What the heck is SMRT? Why make a comparison when people don't even know.
Leithreas
DC: rush hour interval - 8 minutes, if the train doesn't just disappear forcing you to wait 16.
Blamblam101
Russian people have to fall in line or they get the boot.
TurtIeproof
MTA subway: SSCCCRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHhhhhhh
harkins
PATH (Jersey to Manhattan) - What's an interval? Like a schedule or something? Is rush hour when there are seats? No, we don't have that.
silvirus
Oh sure, the Moscow Metro is great...if you ignore the ghosts, anomalies, nosalises, lurkers, giant amoebas, and the Russian Nazis.
MissSiesta
When you have such good stats..
MartinLoofahKing
I was in Moscow 2 months ago, it's all true. Before that I was living near D.C. which is probably the worst subway system on earth.
WorkerLurker
Is actually
universalcode
Yeah, the Metro is great and all, but just wait til 2033.
kreeds
Total bullshit but I expected nothing less from the internet.
hellett
Lived in Moscow for 4 years. Its by far the best underground commuting system in the world.
Gerazius
And the prettiest one too!
theashman69
Then you go and get the train in Japan... Having trains on time all the time is incredible.
Ladyboo87
Tell that to my train every time I have an early meeting haha.
nerdmatic
I am so smart. S-M-R-T
yellowdye5
davosonion
I also thought of this
icyanddicey
Smrt means death in certain Slavic languages
BouncingCzechs
I mean S-M-A-R-T
RoboVader
TotalSmartAss
M-O-O-N, that spells "smart"
Megarith
Yeah I don't understand why the U.S.A. struggle with public transportation so much.
IonceateahouseandnowIshitbricks
And then there are people who ride the Toronto Transit System
vampirstein
the moscow one is the prettiest metro in the world *___*
aerodynamit3
Now do japan
BecauseJapan
*rubs hands together*
eromitlab
MARTA in Atlanta interval: 20 minutes, and your train is just leaving when you get to the platform.
TheFriendlyPineapple
MARTA IS SMARTA. :)
Thenamelesshero
Singapore Mass Rapid Transit
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
Starting about 8 years ago the MRT (Singapore) reliability has gone downhill, sharply. Aging equipment and a retiring workforce didn't help.
BuddahsBrother
I lived in SG. the trains are efficient and clean, as are the MRT. As for footfall, there aren't many people in SG, 3.6m working folk.
DarkSock
Awesome! Move to Russia!
lordpotatoes
well we are not talking about Singapore's SMRT. It is flawless. Source: I lived there and have the Paris subway to compare
Rogahar
Meanwhile London Underground: every 30 seconds and every train is still packed like agoraphobic sardines
KayGeeCee422
I mistakenly thought the "age: 82 years" was the average age of the passengers. My bad.
obitoro
I'm surprised there isn't a comment about how terrible the BART is here.
schrodingersasymmetric12gauge
In Soviet Russia, train rides you!
lottahullabaloo
Who's the Smrt one now, hmm?
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Mussolini made the trains run on time.
PartyMagician
He really didn't
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
No. He did.
MottledWoulfe
No he didnt, it was propaganda
ShaunSchaf
the russians had 52 years more to practice
SpecialContainmentProcedures
And some of that practice was probably under... extreme... pressure
agojama
Moscow metro is basically blood stream of the city. And it has free WiFi for all passengers.
PostMoThoin
Functioning public transport is part of the communist ideology.
BeesechurgerProductions
I mean, that's not UNTRUE...
malikcarr
The Moscow Metro was built as a strategic military/gov't asset for the US invasion they've been sure is coming ANY DAY NOW since 1945. Makes
malikcarr
sense that they'd put every ounce of effort into making sure it works right.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
It's sad and amusing how the cold war went/goes. All that focus on the huge military strike that's surely coming.
malikcarr
"Goes" is correct, even today many Russians are convinced Abrams tanks will be driving into Smolensk *tomorrow*.
squishybaker
practice doesn't mean anything look at the tube that shit is the oldest and it's packed all day long.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
I feel like you didn't understand they were joking
PartyMagician
Moscow's is stupidly packed too. Still works though