Quick! While Australia is asleep upvote this emu

Mar 20, 2018 9:35 PM

MeRoyMinoy

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I emu.

FP edit: woooo! Okay I screwed up the time zone, no late risers in Australia I see. Sorry to my friends down under and bless you all!

Mmmm, this made me thirsty. Is it too early for a bush chook?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s morning in aus? Do you mean Europe? There fast asleep.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How’d you get a photo of me at 6am???

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like my German teacher in 9th grade when I mis spoke Achtung BABY!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Flashbacks intensify*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll get the Lewis guns...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't appreciate the angle of this photo featuring my mother....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would we be asleep at 5:45 am?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But we weren't asleep? You posted this at 9am Aus EST time, 60% of us were awake

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y'all got anymore of that rock?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm delicious!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao I was awake at 9:00 am you don't even know what time it is

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its 2pm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not after the war. It's too soon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8AM isn't exactly 'sleep time' for a lot of Australians.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oi, I showed you my donger please respond mate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of people are awake in Australia at 7am.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got back from Melbourne. I shouldn't have left.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of course I will!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why?? Did they force you again?? Did you lose to them AGAIN and are being made to worship them this time???

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean you could post now to, they got way bigger things to worry about

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mitch McConnell?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am nocturnal, am scared

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U WOT MATE?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah that’s British.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Australian https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/55930171.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

one we'd lose, but still...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They want another war, don't they?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in Australia and I did it anyway

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote for emu. Raised them growing up, loving when in the right environment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mate its 9:00 everyones either at work, school or at centrelink. we aren't asleep

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Except for those who came off nightshift.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

by the night shift do you mean sitting outside 7 11 with a 6 pack of vb with your mate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evil Fkn things these are. The noises they make sounds like a bass drum. Should post a story about one called Big Charlie one day. Funny as

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Have a listen to the cassowary, and be chased by one...then get back to me. Fuckin raptors.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the females that make the bass sound.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Post now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I must now obtain the knowledge of the one you call “Big Charlie”.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

All in good time

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cringe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0