BatmansBreastroke
496752
29423
516
They gave me a Giraffe onesie costume!! It's super soft :)
We were dying to open it!
MY OWN SWIMGURIAN SHIRT! So COOL!
Imgur Swag! Hoody, T-Shirts...
Imgur wrote me a nice card! Thank you!
Obviously going to stick these everywhere...
I think Puff likes the Giraffe suit... :)
We're just gonna hang out like this!
BIG thanks to Sarah, Alan, and the entire Imgur Staff!!
MagicalSpaceWaffle
Therearetoomanyusernames
Perfect!
thelastniceguy
Congrats @batmansbreastroke and your awesome!!!!!!!
fantastapotamus
his awesome what.. onesie? tshirt? I know, they're pretty cool.
kntpxx
Fluffy dog. Fluffy dog. Fluffy dog. Fluffy dog. TWO FLUFFY DOGS!!!
Wakborder517
Found the panic attack
YourLocalMessiah
Great performance at the Olympics. We hope to see you in Tokyo!
zezethedragon
Fantastic gif use, good sir.
MyCakeDayIsOnLeapYear
What's your best time if you swim with the onesie on?
Wakborder517
@OP, this should be your training method for Tokyo. You know, like a swim parachute, but more giraffe-y.
PipBoyPower
Imgur sent me a warning. Yay..
SaraSlaughter
Well that escalated quickly... here I am up above trying to be all coy and shit, but I concur. Oh yes. Damn.
CydeFX
That's so awesome! Congratulations, and thank you for such a great Olympic performance! @OP, If I could, I'd
killlatwix
Ugh, you're so hot. Damn you! Damn you and your chiseled features to hell!
tadoww
This is amazing, you are amazing.
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
@sarah you done good stuff! Really, this is why i love this community <3
sarah
Aw, thanks so much! Thanks for being a part of it! <3
SexDrugsDubstepVEVO
The giraffe onesie is so great. Love it.
Sugarbritches21
Can i has one too?
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Oh. My. God. This didn't really happen
carolinaguuurl
(Screams)
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
norill
you need to get a tattoo of this. on your forehead
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
On my forehead? I'll fucking tatto it all over my body in caps
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Tattoo* damn it
Kurieren
Dude, take the picture of the package off.... You can pretty easily get all the info from the Barcode....
Terx
Yeah... you can totally pull the tracking number and complete street address off of those bar codes.
CarpetCat
Brb going to codys house
Shltles
To late, already saved it for sarahs adress.
Wakborder517
That's the imgur office.
Sugarbritches21
@op he/she's right you know...
Silliosophical
Good job @sarah, @alan, & team Imgur on the gift pack! Swimgurian giraffe is not only wearing a swim cap, but also a banana hammock. Poetry.
maniacalmacaroni
I'll bet he didn't get any packages from Facebook.
Wakborder517
Oh my god the giraffe is wearing a banana hammock. It never crossed my mind that at one point in my life I would say that...
sarah
Hehe, thanks! He has goggles too. :D
abrakadumbass
giraffes chest sticks out too much tho lol
Silliosophical
He does! That's awesome!
BIORANGER
I got ask. Has there been an increase in new members ever since he exposed us to the world?
norill
i clicked on that sarah link to see if she replied somewhere in this post. and found out that she replied in this very thread.
Silliosophical
I know!! Why do I feel so friggin' excited about this?! Eeeeee!!
megandives
You are a damn babe.
SaraSlaughter
I wanted to say that for a loooooong time but felt embarrassed.... Batman Breastroke... we're lining up to date your gorgeous ass ;)
CosmicSentry
This is one of the reasons I love imgur. About 27.8% to be precise.
FinallyIFoundAUsernameThatsNotTaken
Why? Because they send free shit to famous people to get some good PR? People on this site seem to forget that they're a for-profit
ConspiceyStories
27.8% everytime
MicrobiologyMasterRace
What are the other 2.59712 reasons?
CliffPant1
I fully love Imgur, I give it a 5/7
Tacowolf7
Google says that's 71.428571%
AuroraNora33
Well duh
Chawzilla
https://imgur.com/hye1NFl.gifv
AIbertEinstein
ErinFromTheOffice
Mouseover-able link:
v
Lortuxim
gud shit
sheriwallace123
What's that from?
Chawzilla
The Wonder Years. I think from the episode where Kevin thinks Paul is shit at basketball, but he goes all Larry Bird during the school game.
NinjasStoleMyMama
GhettoPenguin
Always upvote Twin Peaks
skitts0519
always upvote the upvote response to Twin Peaks
HisNameIsDan
Valiton
Someone needs to make this a giraffe. Preferably the Imguraffe.
Intelletc
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
We need to do this for that Imgurian that's on American Ninja Warrior...
ErinFromTheOffice
You could very well be the only person in the world who owns both a lobster costume AND a giraffe costume.
toast2you
And a Gold and Bronze Olympic medal!!
BatmansBreastroke
Pride
godzillasgreatleader
Can we get together at the keystone shopping mall and wander around in the lobster costume outside of red lobster?
ErinFromTheOffice
[omg, Cody Miller replied to my comment. Be cool. He's just a normal guy] OMG I LOVE YOU. [Shit]
wlfman
username relevant
Therearetoomanyusernames
I LOVE YOU CODY!!! I mean....you know....like you love a good book ooooor walks on the beach.....sorry....
fleXbad
You know, @BatmansBreastroke .... it's about time we start a bromance. #nobromo
Tabef
Well I just managed to eat whole cupcake without choking. How do you like me now Imgur!
bull79111
"I went to Rio and won a gold medal and all I got was this poxy T-shirt.......wait , giraffe onesie aswell. YES!!"
MrWhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
your a huge inspiration for us who sit in bed browsing imgur all day. congrats
Methamphetamines
Holy Shit, this is in UserSub. I thought I was on the Front Page for a second.
n7warrior
And here you are at the fp!
HybriDGuerrillA
I thought the app reset to most viral when I saw this but checked and I was still in usersub. I never see this stuff here
Keilser
The apps been bugging out I've noticed. It seems to be keeping some viral posts in sub
BloodRage4
Wait this is usersub?
EmployedEnglishMajor
Haha right?! I felt so lost!
calebthestork
Same lol
Schizamp
To the FP!
spookhook
It's cooler than catching a cera post in user sub used to be that's for sure
LariCheltsy
Too soon.
keerrnin
It's always great finding somthing like this in the usersub
SchrodingerMil
I went to his page to show my mom his cereal bowl, then saw this p
BodybuildingMotivation
Holy Beautiful
DoctorPitt
Give it time
ErinFromTheOffice
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
Wakborder517
Imgur imgur imgur Imgur imgur imgur Imgur imgur imgur Imgur imgur imgur Imgur imgur imgur Imgur imgur imgur Imgur imgur imgur Imgur imgur...
SuperNintendoChalrmers
I care more about Swimgurian in the Olympics than my own country.
BarbBe
Same!
saharadesert
My favourite Olympians are Team GB and @op. BOSH!
NotQuiteEntirelyUnlikeTea
Do we pronounce it swim-ager-ian or swim-grrr-ian?
KerrySchuermann
Right? This post brought some tears to my eyes and I'm not really even that ashamed
anita1296
me too haha
Jetpackdoge
Swimgurian got more medals than my country, no joke.
DoctorAiiden
What county?
Jetpackdoge
Finland.
DoctorAiiden
Ah. You'll get some in the winter, I am sure. Or not.
Jetpackdoge
We will, in the summer.
dogenuggets
imgur is your country now.
Wakborder517
I feel like that's an acceptable reason to root for another country. I'm from the US though so I don't exactly have the internal conflict.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
We can always vote of Grain Bolt! He's our adopted speed racer
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Gah, stupid auto correct. Usain *
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Gain Bolt is better.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
DAMNIT GRAIN BOLT!!!
Maggiemypet
I like Grain Bolt. That's his new name.
BionicWaffle
Grain Bolt. He ate his wheaties!
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Oh I am too but I'd gladly watch our whole nation burn if it meant he got gold.
Nivison
Your assuming it isnt already?
SuperNintendoChalrmers
More burny
Wakborder517
That's possible? Oh god..
PlutosBeard
Well, I mean, the election IS coming up
Wakborder517
Holy crap I just noticed your username!
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
One of us
comfortableshoes
Love your user name!
imjustgonnatakethatcrabpuff
"Your own country"?? Imgur is your country! Imgur is my country! Imgur is everybody's country!
mhiller450
@batmansbreastroke I double dog dare you to go walk around out in public wearing that giraffe suit and your medals just to confuse people
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
yessss
iwasgoingtoeatthat
I second that dare. We're up to a Quad Dog!
Nutinbutbootson
Did you double dog dare because he has two dogs? Clever.
[deleted]
[deleted]
jdpt
Or fait?
Grimsterr
As if he hasn't already!
ndmaster
Nice breach of protocol, jumping right to the double dog dare.
mhiller450
Well he does have two dogs
mtilley
Pics or it didn't happen
JulianneW88
Umm... Please.... Please do this @batmansbreaststroke
JARKB
And document it.
Cattalaster
He should wear it at USA Olympic training camp
Fritzkof
This is one of those comments that @op will pretend not to have seen for pure survival.
somegeek
He won medals. He can wear whatever he wants and will own that shit.
shrimplypibles
Confuse people? You mean to get laid?
celestialstein
100% would sleep with @OP, if i wasn't in Australia ...and various other reasons haha
iJustRobbedYoGifInSomeGucciFlipFlops
@OP, her selfie is hot! Get on it!
rxnh
I wouldn't trust Mr. ballstomper in regards to getting laid
hooktail419
Quit kink shaming.
kaymay1424
Or get laid in the giraffe costume
MobiusAzarath
Is still be confused as I'm laying him
eetsumkaus
well, he didn't need any of them to get laid probably
8scout8
Just make sure to wear underwear- I have the same onesie and it ripped in the crotch after about 30 minutes of use
TheHoleShebang
Wtf were you doing?
8scout8
Wandering around my dorm showing it off
ObscureStarWarsReference
"use"
SniffsMcgee
Came here to say this xD
Wakborder517
Were you going commando?
aphallatosis
I need answers!
MightyNerdyCrafty
I'm putting my bet down: was wearing swimming trunks/skins!
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Or maybe he should wear a Speedo! ! *hint hint*
aFadingMemory
That's even better! A giraffe with its junk hanging out wearing gold medals.
heysniz
...go on
aFadingMemory
https://youtu.be/-Q-hLyUZS9E
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
beardedbobcat
DropThatShieldAndPraiseTheSun
What are you doing out of your aquarium? Won't you reverse-drown? :(
spookhook
I'm here to ask the important questions: how the hell did imgur get a custom giraffe onesie and where can we get one.
lulubiscuit
I googled giraffe onesie and there are a bunch of websites that sell them :p
Silliosophical
It looks great on our Cody, but I'm not gonna lie: it looks scary as hell laid out in #5.
scrippapotamus
Thank god this stuff didn't get stolen in Rio...
thisplaceisnotforyou
Thank god he didn't knock over a convenience store or it might have.
Methamphetamines
That's probably why Sarah didn't send it to him whilst he was in Rio.
smooshylovekins
He's Cody not Locke. Oh wait ..
rugmiem
@sarah I think you should invite him to Imgur headquarters. That would be awesome for both of you!
sarah
I may have already done that ;) Hoping he is able to come one day!
bruhmometn2a
omg sarah replied to you rugmiem you have the greatest honor in imgur
rugmiem
I, indeed feel very special. But as Wakborser517 said, sarah tries to answer everybody AND that is why Imgur is growing and so unique. :)
Wakborder517
Sarah responds to lots of people! That's why we love her, because she's super cool!
ACslater88
I want to be famous like you so Imgur can send me free stuff..
JustCallMeMrPigg
@sarah Stickers are cool, make this guy a "you did a thing" sticker on a poorly drawn golden star :)
ACslater88
I hope this happens.
FireflyOwl
Step One: Cut a hole in the box......
dedradawn
RenatoAugustoAvino
Me too!
Muttons1337
Heck it doesn't even have to be from imgur, I just like getting free stuff
JayEnfield
That sounds like a lot of work. :})
47620
I want to be a billionaire so freaking bad
rbudrick
Pretty sure OP is not a billionaire from his Olympic awesomenesses.
SuperDuperSkateTeam
Its a song bro
DevilsAdvocateHere
ACslater88
Love this!
DevilsAdvocateHere
Because of my last name, many people called me Ac growing up.
EmilyDrexelLelaKaldwin
Life goals
manyhappyreturn
You just want tree fiddy aint you?
NickRivieraMD
Honestly his imgur posts did a lot more for Imgur than they did for him with this box.
ACslater88
You right. Hell, he even gave the site a shout out.
retgarr
Do cool shit.
whatdons
same!
IllychTortorovald
Sarapls
chepeweb
you're famous as in "top comment". You get that thing going for yourself.
chepeweb
Which should be nice //
SwashbucklingForJustice
get swimmin'
FoolyCooly2
Dis the guy who had a gun to his head???
sargentpeppersteak
get a gun and everything is free
Zokathra
Show us your butthole then.
ACslater88
I don't think anyone wants me to deliver that..
Zokathra
It made this goatse guy famous once...
dweadpiewitwobbits
I've been stroking my breasts but still can only dogpaddle :\
JESUSCAMEINME
bruh don't you have your own record label?
ValhallaArise
But you got both Kelly AND Jessie... That's the dream, man...
Squirrelmastersbitch
Go sneak into tom bradys bedroom and suck his dick
Ialwaysupvotewinston
I heard that a ski mask and a gun can also get you free stuff
Therearetoomanyusernames
That's what I'm saying!
MasterDavid33
You are AC Slater. You are a world famous DJ! Just make a post about being a DJ!
hofbrauhauss
One day I'll be famous enough that you google me and I'll have a wiki pedia about me.
Squeezit
I want to be famous, but not for something illegal
Squeezit
Actually no, I have no interest in ever being famous. I just want to have money.
OtterlyKim
Me too :(
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Hi, I'm Sarah. Send me your address, please.
AntTrapHouse
seems legit
ACslater88
keioto
You got top comment of the day once, maybe they'll give you a onesie for that.
jherazob
I'll settle for the crappy town where I'm the hero
PatrioticLibertyPrime
Start doing something that'll get noticed, like badly Photoshopping Adam west into every new batman scene possible.
ServunN00B
That would be cool. It would get downvotes for not being original cera, but still I like the idea!
BurningAries
Almost orignal
CreepyPhlox
I got a free swag bag when I visited their offices...
ACslater88
... but you had to go to them.
CreepyPhlox
CreepyPhlox
Shirt was included
RaphThePharaoh
you are well endowed.
seijirou
Name does not check out
BlackMask686
Did not do the top comment fail.
angrierpanda
Step 1: go outside
M1ndstorms
Step 2: ????
TravelerOfBothTimeAndSpace
he prolly spends all day in an indoor pool
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
woah that is one hell of a task
ketochris
I don't like that server.
randomitguy
Graphics are amazing but the gameplay sucks ass...
GrievousTheCollector
And........ to much interaction with the outside world already
oOMagicalBlobOo
But there's too much light out there. X_X
OhMyGurs
I already failed
KingDickButt
vivi315
Welp I failed!
TheActualMalloryArcher
I hope Step 2 is cry, otherwise I may be doing this wrong
Wakborder517
I'm scared
BangstickMagnum
Instructions unclear: dick now caught in mailbox
Leofric
Plot twist: Have been waiting years for a good excuse to try fucking a mailbox.
Sergio1d
I'm just glad I wasn't the only one..
Monkeybone5581
WHOA let's not get hasty
MartynMage
Step 2: Go back inside and still get stuff
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
Step 3: realise you have to walk like a foot out the door to pick up said free stuff
MartynMage
Dammit, foiled again.
PatrioticLibertyPrime
Step 4: ???
daneenz
Cry that you stepped outside to not find a free box of imgur stuff
norill
Step 5: PROFIT!!!!
MartynMage
You don't need to be famous at all for free stuff! Promise!
[deleted]
[deleted]
MartynMage
Got my free stuff 2 years ago:
Thanks Brianna and co.
[deleted]
[deleted]
MartynMage
Hah! I have one of those too
gastonlikegaston
Now I must become an Olympian. For free stuff from Imgur staff. No other reason
ForReasonsOfScience
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MyBigMouth
So we just ask nicely and get sent a giraffe onesie?... Dear Sara can I have a giraffe onesie, I'm a big guy so I may need a 2XL or 3XL thnx
Wakborder517
I can vouch for MyBigMouth. He needs one.
Red7332
I can vouch for MyBigMouth. He needs a 3XL.....my jaw still hurts.
JustKermit
Why does YOUR jaw still hurt? :-P
KakarotSan
This needs a DOT
MartynMage
.
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Prove it
peacekitty13
Your username makes me a little wet:0
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Pics or it didn't happen
peacekitty13
What if I'm a dude?
MartynMage
Easy enough, selfie from 2014:
- Thanks @brianna :P
MartynMage
Granted, I did host an event on Imgur and in return got this, but I had so much fun doing it and can't wait for this years!
greendogblue
Just go to the grocery store on a Saturday
MartynMage
Free samples everywhere!
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
Except every time people do secret santa... I NEVER FUCKING GET ANYTHING
NurseDYSP
This past year was my first. Never got anything. Signed up for the make up round, nothing. Oh well. Maybe I'll try again this year, dunno.
MartynMage
I'm sorry :( I try my best to make everyone happy.. I PROMISE that 2016 will be your year. Hell I'll personally send you something otherwise
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
NYawwwww. Martyn. <3 you are the bestest.
tardismisunderstood
I got screwed on that too. My imgurian loved their gifts though. So all good.
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
yeah same. I sent like 2kg of candies to some chick. :) DIABEETUS
tardismisunderstood
My person was outdoorsy so I sent a survival knife a really nice hammock a lantern, and some other stuff!
MartynMage
That's the spirit :) thanks for being awesome
therocksfannypack
What?!
[deleted]
[deleted]
therocksfannypack
Awesome, thank you so much!
ReleaseTheKracken
I want stickers! Gaaahhhh
MartynMage
@goldenretrievers ;)
MartynMage
(Tagging her in hopes that another forum competition launches soon, not just for free stuff!)
ReleaseTheKracken
Yes! This person! Mr or miss @goldenretrievers I need imgur stickers!!!
MartynMage
(Sorry not sorry, Mindy)
MartynMage
(For the record, I own like 80% of the Imgur store and haven't paid for anything) But Imgur has stolen my soul.. I've paid in a sense.
salriella
Sarah was supposed to send me an Imgur hoodie for the admin stuff I did but I never got it :(
MartynMage
Admin stuff you did? Tell me moreeeee.
RecentlyRedeemed
There's an imgur store?!
MartynMage
Http://store.imgur.com <---
chepeweb
can we buy the ability to sort our favorites?
TheyCallMeButtercup
Dottttttt
IspeakFrench
Dot
BlueWaterCooler
There's a store?? There's a store!!!!
WinningNYC
Dot dot dot
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
But you ARE Imgur famous.
MartynMage
Also, this is still a super weird concept to me..
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
what, imgur famous?
MartynMage
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
@MartynMage , how can I get in on this... it's almost my fourth cakeday! http://imgur.com/OcpFuxu
TurnedOff
My fourth cake day is tomorrow!!
MartynMage
The easiest way for free stuff is on the forums from @goldenretrievers there's currently no free stuff this second, but I'll link old posts:
powderwt
I like zeh freebies!!
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
Hey this is great, I LOVE YOU GUYS
MartynMage
*hint* Mindy go do more pls :P
ForTheSwarm
IMGUR HAS A FORUM? MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.
MartynMage
YES! SEE YOU ON THERE
ThePowerToKillAYakFrom200YardsAway
.
MartynMage
https://community.imgur.com/t">2896">https://community.imgur.com/t/22896 and https://community.imgur.com/t/25018 and more!
slickgqgqslick
.
applesauceday
.
MaribelOlea
.
MartynMage
*the free stuff is from competitions or forum activity. Not just message for free stuff, wanted to make that clear
ourari
I'm confident the damage has already been done ;)
underageotters
Imgur has a forum?