Blaaaaaaaargh
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This is also basically alchemy in Skyrim.
Oct 1, 2021 1:37 PM
Blaaaaaaaargh
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This is also basically alchemy in Skyrim.
Dizizle
Twinklepot
Great photos!
rbudrick
Poison to us, but I have to think he still trips balls.
FutileHumility
I need more magpies in my neighborhood
Brickham
Corvid makes people do weird things.
FoxFoxingtonTheThird
SzKnoWnzEvr72
Now the fox thinks he's in a Wes Anderson film
yhppy
Monch
WaveMotionGum
This is how it has to be Frank.
tankerofquetzals
There's a budgie on the other side telling the fox not to do it.
Rac00nIz
Bruhhh, he's ganna trip balls. Rip
dunimal
That fox is gonna trip baaaaaaallllllllzzzzz.
PaulHavingABall
Did that fox just power up?
treed240z
Maybe he was low on stamina?
SwedenAndersson
That fox will go berserk and invade England raping pillaging and plundering
messica2
But... I thought it had healing properties!!!
CitrusLimon
Maitre corbeau sur la sol perché...
LanceCorporalBadger
Those poor smurfs
threyon
Hope that fox packed his bags, cuz he’s going on a trip.
Antheon
threyon
To be fair, I got that joke from a Team Four Star video.
Exyr
Foxxy wants to go on mr toads wild ride.
davyclam
Beserker
Coheed62
Paul Stamets has an interesting story about tripping on them himself and others. https://youtu.be/kxBSuwRXynE
thebigbaka
noted for their hallucinogenic properties, with the main psychoactive constituents being the neurotoxins ibotenic acid and muscimo
thebigbaka
used as an intoxicant and entheogen by the indigenous peoples of Siberia and by the Sámi, and has a religious significance in these cultures
thebigbaka
After parboiling twice with water draining—which weakens its toxicity and breaks down the mushroom's psychoactive substances can be eaten
Coheed62
Paul Stamets has an interesting story about tripping on them. Don't think I would like to experience that https://youtu.be/kxBSuwRXynE
jjsjosCreator
unfortunately fly agarlics are actually really poisonous to canines and other small mammals. reindeer love them tho
acinonyxjubatus
Reindeers are better than people.
Talligan
But they were dicks to my main man rudy
jjsjosCreator
ThomasTheWankEngine3
this looks like an alice in wonderland style buddy comedy in the making
Pishposhbingbong
I’m sure this is the lost live action intro to Disney’s Robin Hood.
zorkandbork
Magpie:
PrivateNuggets
Magpie: "C'mon, don't be a pussy!"
IsolatedAsshole
That's no pussy, it's a "kit"ty!
WorkerLurker
For Fox sake
Pattosaurus20xx
You're telling me that magpie coerced the fox into trying shrooms today?
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Peer pressure
TekPriest1975
Trippy huh?
RoscoePSoultrain
Peer pressure.
SILLYCYBIN92
Lol amanitas aren't shrooms.
Ruik
The photographer coated the mushroom in cat food to get this pic.
gotmojomang
If that is true said photographer should be beaten within an inch of life then sterilized
DankVoodoo
Careful. This is bat country.
Srcsqwrn
Caught here in a fiery blaze!
thekeyofe
We can't stop here!
RickySlade01
ShiftingPattern
Those are NOT recreational shrooms. They will mess you up, but in the least fun way ever. It's a deliriant. Roughest trips I've ever taken.
ShiftingPattern
I took them for shamanistic reasons, and the experience was extremely demanding, unpleasant, unforgiving, and relentless. Beyond ego death.
KeepingRepostStatsBusy
Please tell more, what’s worse that ego loss?
ShiftingPattern
At one point my consciousness felt suspended in a void, travelling a bendy loop, and I only had any concept of language in a small segment.-
ShiftingPattern
Entering that segment was brutal. I'd slowly gain the ability to articulate the hell I was trapped in, have a brief moment to reflect, then-
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Yeah I ate one of them once when I was young. I just threw up everywhere fortunately
ShiftingPattern
Oh yeah, that part is a given. And no, not like with other psychedelics. The trip with these starts with a lengthy trip to the bathroom.
Jemmos
What did the fox say.... about that?
dunimal
Peeew peeeew peeewww peeew peewee pew pew peeeeeewwww pewwwwwwwww! Meeeeep meeep meeep meeeep meeep meeep meeep meeeep meep!
Iamthebuttofmybestjokes
DickInAToaster
Ricearoni9000
Noooooooo
dunimal
It's ok, we've had 8 good years with it out of our consciousnesses.
Ricearoni9000
Now it's in my head...
SanchoPliskin
Lemme help you.
Ricearoni9000
I snort-laughed when I clicked it. Thank you kind stranger.
SanchoPliskin
BaboonAss
The horror....
SanchoPliskin
At least there’s no audio.
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
poussmouss
do you know the source of the video? the song is pretty cool
graehall
That's an Adobe After Effects ad!
NotQuiteBlonde
Bassnectar "Timestretch" would be good music for this
ZappyKablamicus
What song is that?
ThanksIHateThis
I think it's an instrumental of Mask Off by Future.
ZappyKablamicus
You are definitely right, good call on the song. Now I'm looking for the same remix. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction.
poussmouss
I'm looking as well, close to this but not there yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uvdSDVZ1hQ
CosmosSmasher99
Is this an ad for something? Shrooms maybe?
graehall
Adobe After Effects.
CosmosSmasher99
Thanks. Should have guessed it.
graehall
NP. I tell you what, as an After Effects user, that ad is equal parts fucking intimidating and inspiring. Damn it's awesome software.
msd3k
Or any cellphone, shampoo, nasal spray, internet service, social media, perfume, anxiety meds or online learning advertisement.
graehall
It's an ad for After Effects Creative Cloud, it runs before a bunch of video editing tutorials on YouTube. I've seen it before.
msd3k
I know. But it could just as easily be for anything else.
ComcastLover
Poison to us but not to them. Same with Amanita virosa, it will kill a human easily but cows and deer eat it like candy...
Madv1lla1n
The best way to consume them is to dry them out and then grind to a powder and dose. This is because the toxins aren't evenly spread.
pareidoliaperson
If you don't have consciousness how will you hallucinate? Smart cows.
yapingCat
I read somewhere that the photographer put something on it get the fox to eat it and the fox was very sick. They don't usually eat these.
TeeTeeEffEn
That's really fucked up..
4mngjzknxt2000
I'll take false information for $300 Alex
VaultGirl69
Well we can eat chocolate, so take that deers and cows!
Dungeongeek
Time to see Fox God.
bandabears
This is actually cool. Today I learned.
SilverHornet
tbf it was probably poison to them too. then the ones that were able to survive it reproduced. humans are fairly unique in that we avoid >
SilverHornet
hazards via learning rather than having to have it genetically ground into us. (as a species anyway, alas many individuals are ... lacking)
AntiProtonBoy
*proceeds to eat various toxic & harmful fauna because it’s fun*
mondomar
These are not poisonous and can be eaten if prepared properly. Also, this photo was staged.
ComcastLover
They are poisonous.
mondomar
You could join a local mushroom and learn that is not accurate. I have several friends who eat them.
ComcastLover
You're wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#Toxicity
mondomar
I am part of NAMA and on the board of the largest mycological society in the PNW. You are citing a Wikipedia article. Perhaps looks at
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
Homie is tripping balls
dunimal
We can drink their pee after they eat it and enjoy all the psychological effects. That's what Northern shamans have done for millenia.
QuadrupleDukes
jjsjosCreator
actually it's poison to foxes and canines in general. toxic and hallucinogenic to us but not deadly. fly agarlic/amanita
jjsjosCreator
nevermind i realize your talking about destroying angels not the Amanita in the image.
MekktheMightyMage
Agaric not a garlic, you won't die or trip from garlic
jjsjosCreator
Selekta
Depends how much LSD you soak your garlic in
MekktheMightyMage
That's the mushrooms not the garlic, now keep eating
astrid28
Onions are awesome... unless you're a dog. Same with chocolate. We could go on.
aesthesia1
Onions are toxic to everything but us.
astrid28
Poor onions. Evolution made them invincible.... then we came along.
tocfanke4
I've eaten them before. A. muscaria just gives you a bad trip, and you feel crappy. No deaths in the last 100 years according to NAMA
kindpanda
Just hitting themselves in the head with a rock
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
I call her Nana, some call her Mema but you're right whatever you call granny, she always knows best.
ikbendewalrus
Meemaw
mondomar
It’s the mycophobic way of people. I’d rather people just stay out of mushrooms if they think everything is poisonous.
GorillaPowers
I've never had a bad trip with them. Not even real trip. Ypu have to eat a lot of then and then it's just a body buzz
tocfanke4
I had a sweats, but complete body chills. We watched Event Horizon. I was sweating to death yet cold as ice while demons were attacking me.
GorillaPowers
I love that movie
YoSamiteSam
The trick is to eat nothing but greens for 3 days before, and drink lots of water until your pee is clear. Then eat em and collect your pee
RichardCraniumTheThird
Pro tip: instead of using yourself to filter out the toxins just parboil the whole mushroom. We have fire now bro.
YoSamiteSam
Make a soup out of the pee and vegetables and cook it in a croc pot for 3 days.
Jemmos
.... but why???
YoSamiteSam
Your liver and kidneys enzymes dissolve the toxic chemicals from the mushrooms and the drugs come our in your pee.
ligmabolz
Maybe they eat them to get a trip
which1ofuflatfootsstolemylollipop
Don't dolphins intentionally get stung by pufferfish bc it gets them high?
postpartydepression
I've read that caribou seek out psychotropic mushrooms during their annual migration period.
Mcfrans
They even pass them around to their friends
alittlekinkinthenuts
Which might explain all the raping
which1ofuflatfootsstolemylollipop
oddoregano
Uhhh, I get high daily and have no urge to rape.
kindpanda
I have no source for this but I once heard that almost every mammal has been observed intentionally intoxicating themselves, even if it's
ComcastLover
I am talking Amanita Virosa. The white mushroom that will definitely kill you. The red one in the image does contain a neurotoxin though.
Idsertian
A neurotoxin, eh? Is it a *deadly* neurotoxin? Asking for a comput- er, friend.
battery1979
So that the science gets done?
Idsertian
And they make a neat gun.
DocBenny
Your friend better not be thinking of flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin
Idsertian
... Maybe.
RyanHaynes
Alcohol is a neurotoxin, and anything that will make you trip balls almost definitely has one.
RegularHumanMan
I'm curious, as i don't know. Does LSD, THC, mushrooms, salvia contain any neurotoxins? Site your source please.
PixelDeliveryMan
Why don’t you just google it yourself, if you want sources anyway
RyanHaynes
Definition of Neurotoxin: "alters the normal activity of the nervous system. This can eventually disrupt or even kill neurons" Source below:
OlderWiser
They don't call them the destroying angel for nothing.
furballsoffury
Exactly. I eat wild mushrooms, I can identify many. Always be very careful, the destroying angel grew one foot from our cabin door, for ...
furballsoffury
Years. I did my best to get rid of it, dig it up, seal it in a bag, etc. It was always so beautiful. I heard it kills the most in the us
GanjaPlanet
How much do they charge?
oddoregano
They're free in my back yard.
OlderWiser
Tree fiddy.
OlderWiser
Woestkonijn
No they are no poison. Hallucinatory yes.
schlockchurch
It's not a hallucinogen, it's a deliriant.
Woestkonijn
Same same. (really not but witches in olden days will fight you over that)
schlockchurch
Those witches can feel free to bring it.