Headlines in 2026 be like

Feb 7, 2026 5:50 PM

zoraniko

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-asked-dulles-penn-station-named-exchange-gateway-money-released-rcna257708

Put his face in all the urinals.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liberal states need to extricate themselves from the federal government.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name them after him by calling them the "Trump Raped Kids on Epstein Island" Station and "Trump Raped Kids on Epstein Island" International Airport.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best they can do is a urinal at grand central station.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell him yes. Spend the money. Have a change of heart and don't rename it.

Make him sue you after the projects are done

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blatantly illegal quid pro quo for personal ego done in plain site of the public because he wasn't held accountable at any point prior.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He'll be lucky if his name stays on the buildings it's currently on after he dies.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

it won't.
Only thing he'll have his name on is a tombstone that will likely be a tourist destination to shit on it.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Counter offer: name a prison after him, and get his room ready

1 month ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Only after he has become an inmate there.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

name a brown patch over a leaking septic tank after him, and make him shovel his own hole

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These are actual facts, trump really is making those demands, for anyone who might not know.

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

You say that, but I'm still not sure if it's satire or not.

Which is so fucked up.

I'm so exhausted.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP provided a link to an NBC News story covering the situation. But yeah. We're all exhausted.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only worthy monument to trump is a headstone.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not even... at best a slightly discolored patch of disturbed earth with a large pile of assorted animal shit predominantly displayed atop it.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

maybe a toilet roll so we can wipe our asses after shitting on it

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean dulles was a piece of shit so not much would be lost by putting trumps name next to his.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Dulles was a terrible person but I’d argue Trump is definitely worse.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reagan National Airport is right next to it. The last thing we need is for DC to have both of its airports named after terrible presidents.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is true.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It used to be that malignant narcissist was enough to describe him. What is worse than malignant?

1 month ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Smelly malignant

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascist. It's weaponized narcissism and demagoguery with the goal of attaining absolute power.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stage 4?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Catastrophic?

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I propose "trumpian"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tumor isn't just malignant and metastasized, it's sentient and it hates you.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pedo

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Meganarcissist?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Septic

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Festering?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This isn't just your average everyday malignant narcissism. This is *advanced* malignant narcissism.

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

... even *Master* Malignant narcissism.

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*executive* malignant narcissism

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Terminal. He's a terminal narcissist. Kills everything he touches.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And we let him touch the United States.

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I'd say you let it fist the US, and he didn't clean his hands nor cut his nails before.

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