Feb 24, 2019 12:28 AM
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jamison01
The only teacher from Iraq that I knew taught suicide bombing, he did a presentation and said "I'm only going to show this once".
Kaniggets
An engineering professor said, "Have a scotch. Have another scotch. Feel your face. If you can still feel your face, have another scotch."
MrsBettyCocker
My Pashto teachers just told me I'd make a great Afghan wife for their son, nephew, or cousin. & I'd never learn past tense bc I'm a woman.
neil137
“You need to be prepared for college, they won’t take it as easy on you there”
itslosenotloose
أرجو أن تحب دراسة اللغة العربية
trebuchet11
It’s shit like this that makes me want to continue in academia. It’s not all bad people. I hope it’s true
nonCanadianGoose
anarchoFeline
Should have brought some damn Iraqi food for the class. Shit is so good.
raw0mbat40
This is one of the reasons I don't go. I hated high school and I don't want to do it again. Learn and leave. No stupid games.
coldplay99988
so many doubters although its not uncommon to hear about teachers doing this kinda stuff. I guess it can't be true because he's Arab.
WellThatsOriginal
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I live for the immigrants that add to a country's richness, and hate the parasitic ones that take away from it.
thistakestoolong
Shokran, khosh muallim
MsSchadenfraulein
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CaerRythyr
While the cynic in me doubts this happened, the intellectual also realizes things like this do happen in college.
codylishush
I had this really awesome comp sci prof who one day just looked at us all and was like "Yall look too bored! Everyone get up and shake it!"
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
I mean, they were all paying for a vocabulary lesson...
WoefulWombat
He didn't cancel the class, just put it on hold for a few minutes so that people could un-zombify and actually learn better.
relpmeraggy
pics from class
AlkeneThiol
That url though. Very disappointing for a big boon lover
MrNesian
That's fucken awesome! Good doggo!
andaction
Wow! Better than my UCWDC competition partner!
LogicDude
This is my favorite thing I have probably ever seen on this site in the past 6+ years!!!
Bluegrasslass
You really should make a post out of this so EVERYONE gets to see it!
AustenFan
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?!
RustyMcKraken
Oh, hey thanks buddy, now I know that even dogs can dance better than me.
dasser
My god what a bunch of bitches
captinroby
That'll be 800$
areallycreativeusername
My history teacher had us do tia chi after an English teacher gave like 50 pages of work before feburary break
Did you have to bring your own guns to class to shoot wildly into the air at the end of each song?
Normalface
Zing!
Porecomesis
Nah, that's just an American thing from people outside the school.
imadooog0
And then everybody clapped
RussellTodd
Nah, this is kind of good natured awkwardness that happens when professors go off script. I'd give it better odds of being real than not.
SophieClockwise
DadBodGoodPuns
Things that didn't happen for 100 Alex.
TeamToasterNeverForget
In highschool my AP Chem teacher would bring yoga mats to class some times and we did yoga.. and if we were bored: explotions everywhere
for christmas he even taught us to make fire crackers and simply pyrotechnics
geredup103
That’s amazing! Thanks for posting!
SirBillington
Yeah, my professors were more along the lines of "that sucks, but if we fall behind you're going to be fucked in biochem next semester so...
FoxySpirit
And it goes on and on and depression rises and birthrates decline and you have a wealthy society full of unhappy people. It sucks.
Delathi
Why would your Arabic teacher be teaching Biochem pre-reqs?
GodEmperor0fMankind
Yeah well I had a college professor cancel class because he accidentally donated too much blood and almost passed out.
Laimbrane
I had a professor cancel class when he was so overweight he broke the chair he was sitting in.
mcc3
There was supposed to be a huge snowstorm one day that didn’t end up happening, so my professor sent an email saying,
2/ “The gods did not want us to have school today, and so we will honor their wishes by canceling class.” Loved that man.
GuessWho7197
I had a professor cancel class once because they were just too hung over from the weekend.
MrMattster
I had one cancel a class cause she couldn't be fucked teaching it. So she took us to the bar to "investigate their marketing strategies"
crunchabunga
Had a professor cancel because she fell through the floor of her crawlspace
breezybriv
Had a prof cancel class cause we were mid fuck...he remembered to send an email at least stating “personal reasons.”
Mairoa
My favorite cancellation reason was "my students in x lower level class are so stupid I need catchup grading time and just can't today"
justanotheruserhidingout
my worst reason was a professor went to a magic pre-release event instead of class
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
My Prof cancelled class last week because it was 50°F in a Pennsylvania winter&he got shitfaced at a bar so he emailed us 3pm for 5pm class
maeaday
I had a college professor forget that he had a class so we all left after he didn't show up for 15 minutes. About 10 minutes later, we 1/2
All got an email says "Thanks guys."
ProbablyHolly
My professors just say "you all look dead inside. Same."
cariftDog
Our physics teacher did that once
craque
my professor looked more dead inside than our class combined
SerenePrincess013
My ethics professor is an ordained minister. He knows I'm not religious. So he's forever asking me "can I get an amen?" 1/2
Last time he asked, I just sat there & gave him a squinty-eyed stare for a few moments before he quietly went "oh, right." 2/3
He hasn't asked for an amen in class since.
Saajix
No harm in playing along even if you dont believe it you can at least sympathize and just hype the hell up
FatShady591
Lol
bamblebimble
Should've just said glory be to Satan the almighty, and ask him for an amen
I would have, but Satan doesn't exist in my religion.
DeepTrollin
You sound like the kind of atheist people don't care for
Don't push your religion on me. That's all I ask for. I'm going to a non-religious school. On purpose.
Professor Trying to push his religion on students is fucked bro. Go do that shit in church not non Christian college
Ryebread91
I feel like I understand but I don’t.
jamison01
The only teacher from Iraq that I knew taught suicide bombing, he did a presentation and said "I'm only going to show this once".
Kaniggets
An engineering professor said, "Have a scotch. Have another scotch. Feel your face. If you can still feel your face, have another scotch."
MrsBettyCocker
My Pashto teachers just told me I'd make a great Afghan wife for their son, nephew, or cousin. & I'd never learn past tense bc I'm a woman.
neil137
“You need to be prepared for college, they won’t take it as easy on you there”
itslosenotloose
أرجو أن تحب دراسة اللغة العربية
trebuchet11
It’s shit like this that makes me want to continue in academia. It’s not all bad people. I hope it’s true
nonCanadianGoose
anarchoFeline
Should have brought some damn Iraqi food for the class. Shit is so good.
raw0mbat40
This is one of the reasons I don't go. I hated high school and I don't want to do it again. Learn and leave. No stupid games.
coldplay99988
so many doubters although its not uncommon to hear about teachers doing this kinda stuff. I guess it can't be true because he's Arab.
WellThatsOriginal
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I live for the immigrants that add to a country's richness, and hate the parasitic ones that take away from it.
thistakestoolong
Shokran, khosh muallim
MsSchadenfraulein
Comment
CaerRythyr
While the cynic in me doubts this happened, the intellectual also realizes things like this do happen in college.
codylishush
I had this really awesome comp sci prof who one day just looked at us all and was like "Yall look too bored! Everyone get up and shake it!"
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
I mean, they were all paying for a vocabulary lesson...
WoefulWombat
He didn't cancel the class, just put it on hold for a few minutes so that people could un-zombify and actually learn better.
relpmeraggy
pics from class
AlkeneThiol
That url though. Very disappointing for a big boon lover
MrNesian
That's fucken awesome! Good doggo!
andaction
Wow! Better than my UCWDC competition partner!
LogicDude
This is my favorite thing I have probably ever seen on this site in the past 6+ years!!!
Bluegrasslass
You really should make a post out of this so EVERYONE gets to see it!
AustenFan
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?!
RustyMcKraken
Oh, hey thanks buddy, now I know that even dogs can dance better than me.
dasser
My god what a bunch of bitches
captinroby
That'll be 800$
areallycreativeusername
My history teacher had us do tia chi after an English teacher gave like 50 pages of work before feburary break
LogicDude
Did you have to bring your own guns to class to shoot wildly into the air at the end of each song?
Normalface
Zing!
Porecomesis
Nah, that's just an American thing from people outside the school.
imadooog0
And then everybody clapped
RussellTodd
Nah, this is kind of good natured awkwardness that happens when professors go off script. I'd give it better odds of being real than not.
SophieClockwise
DadBodGoodPuns
Things that didn't happen for 100 Alex.
TeamToasterNeverForget
In highschool my AP Chem teacher would bring yoga mats to class some times and we did yoga.. and if we were bored: explotions everywhere
TeamToasterNeverForget
for christmas he even taught us to make fire crackers and simply pyrotechnics
geredup103
That’s amazing! Thanks for posting!
SirBillington
Yeah, my professors were more along the lines of "that sucks, but if we fall behind you're going to be fucked in biochem next semester so...
FoxySpirit
And it goes on and on and depression rises and birthrates decline and you have a wealthy society full of unhappy people. It sucks.
Delathi
Why would your Arabic teacher be teaching Biochem pre-reqs?
GodEmperor0fMankind
Yeah well I had a college professor cancel class because he accidentally donated too much blood and almost passed out.
Laimbrane
I had a professor cancel class when he was so overweight he broke the chair he was sitting in.
mcc3
There was supposed to be a huge snowstorm one day that didn’t end up happening, so my professor sent an email saying,
mcc3
2/ “The gods did not want us to have school today, and so we will honor their wishes by canceling class.” Loved that man.
GuessWho7197
I had a professor cancel class once because they were just too hung over from the weekend.
MrMattster
I had one cancel a class cause she couldn't be fucked teaching it. So she took us to the bar to "investigate their marketing strategies"
crunchabunga
Had a professor cancel because she fell through the floor of her crawlspace
breezybriv
Had a prof cancel class cause we were mid fuck...he remembered to send an email at least stating “personal reasons.”
Mairoa
My favorite cancellation reason was "my students in x lower level class are so stupid I need catchup grading time and just can't today"
justanotheruserhidingout
my worst reason was a professor went to a magic pre-release event instead of class
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
My Prof cancelled class last week because it was 50°F in a Pennsylvania winter&he got shitfaced at a bar so he emailed us 3pm for 5pm class
maeaday
I had a college professor forget that he had a class so we all left after he didn't show up for 15 minutes. About 10 minutes later, we 1/2
maeaday
All got an email says "Thanks guys."
ProbablyHolly
My professors just say "you all look dead inside. Same."
cariftDog
Our physics teacher did that once
craque
my professor looked more dead inside than our class combined
SerenePrincess013
My ethics professor is an ordained minister. He knows I'm not religious. So he's forever asking me "can I get an amen?" 1/2
SerenePrincess013
Last time he asked, I just sat there & gave him a squinty-eyed stare for a few moments before he quietly went "oh, right." 2/3
SerenePrincess013
He hasn't asked for an amen in class since.
Saajix
No harm in playing along even if you dont believe it you can at least sympathize and just hype the hell up
FatShady591
Lol
bamblebimble
Should've just said glory be to Satan the almighty, and ask him for an amen
SerenePrincess013
I would have, but Satan doesn't exist in my religion.
DeepTrollin
You sound like the kind of atheist people don't care for
SerenePrincess013
Don't push your religion on me. That's all I ask for. I'm going to a non-religious school. On purpose.
bamblebimble
Professor Trying to push his religion on students is fucked bro. Go do that shit in church not non Christian college
Ryebread91
I feel like I understand but I don’t.