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Feb 24, 2019 12:28 AM

SovietToast

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Wholesome teacher cares about depression

The only teacher from Iraq that I knew taught suicide bombing, he did a presentation and said "I'm only going to show this once".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

An engineering professor said, "Have a scotch. Have another scotch. Feel your face. If you can still feel your face, have another scotch."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Pashto teachers just told me I'd make a great Afghan wife for their son, nephew, or cousin. & I'd never learn past tense bc I'm a woman.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

“You need to be prepared for college, they won’t take it as easy on you there”

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أرجو أن تحب دراسة اللغة العربية

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s shit like this that makes me want to continue in academia. It’s not all bad people. I hope it’s true

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Should have brought some damn Iraqi food for the class. Shit is so good.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of the reasons I don't go. I hated high school and I don't want to do it again. Learn and leave. No stupid games.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

so many doubters although its not uncommon to hear about teachers doing this kinda stuff. I guess it can't be true because he's Arab.

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I live for the immigrants that add to a country's richness, and hate the parasitic ones that take away from it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shokran, khosh muallim

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While the cynic in me doubts this happened, the intellectual also realizes things like this do happen in college.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I had this really awesome comp sci prof who one day just looked at us all and was like "Yall look too bored! Everyone get up and shake it!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, they were all paying for a vocabulary lesson...

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 8

He didn't cancel the class, just put it on hold for a few minutes so that people could un-zombify and actually learn better.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

pics from class

7 years ago | Likes 436 Dislikes 2

That url though. Very disappointing for a big boon lover

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fucken awesome! Good doggo!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow! Better than my UCWDC competition partner!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite thing I have probably ever seen on this site in the past 6+ years!!!

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

You really should make a post out of this so EVERYONE gets to see it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?!

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh, hey thanks buddy, now I know that even dogs can dance better than me.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My god what a bunch of bitches

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

That'll be 800$

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My history teacher had us do tia chi after an English teacher gave like 50 pages of work before feburary break

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you have to bring your own guns to class to shoot wildly into the air at the end of each song?

7 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 44

Zing!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Nah, that's just an American thing from people outside the school.

7 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 16

And then everybody clapped

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Nah, this is kind of good natured awkwardness that happens when professors go off script. I'd give it better odds of being real than not.

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Things that didn't happen for 100 Alex.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

In highschool my AP Chem teacher would bring yoga mats to class some times and we did yoga.. and if we were bored: explotions everywhere

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for christmas he even taught us to make fire crackers and simply pyrotechnics

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s amazing! Thanks for posting!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my professors were more along the lines of "that sucks, but if we fall behind you're going to be fucked in biochem next semester so...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

And it goes on and on and depression rises and birthrates decline and you have a wealthy society full of unhappy people. It sucks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would your Arabic teacher be teaching Biochem pre-reqs?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah well I had a college professor cancel class because he accidentally donated too much blood and almost passed out.

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I had a professor cancel class when he was so overweight he broke the chair he was sitting in.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was supposed to be a huge snowstorm one day that didn’t end up happening, so my professor sent an email saying,

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/ “The gods did not want us to have school today, and so we will honor their wishes by canceling class.” Loved that man.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a professor cancel class once because they were just too hung over from the weekend.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had one cancel a class cause she couldn't be fucked teaching it. So she took us to the bar to "investigate their marketing strategies"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had a professor cancel because she fell through the floor of her crawlspace

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Had a prof cancel class cause we were mid fuck...he remembered to send an email at least stating “personal reasons.”

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My favorite cancellation reason was "my students in x lower level class are so stupid I need catchup grading time and just can't today"

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my worst reason was a professor went to a magic pre-release event instead of class

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My Prof cancelled class last week because it was 50°F in a Pennsylvania winter&he got shitfaced at a bar so he emailed us 3pm for 5pm class

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I had a college professor forget that he had a class so we all left after he didn't show up for 15 minutes. About 10 minutes later, we 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All got an email says "Thanks guys."

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My professors just say "you all look dead inside. Same."

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Our physics teacher did that once

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my professor looked more dead inside than our class combined

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My ethics professor is an ordained minister. He knows I'm not religious. So he's forever asking me "can I get an amen?" 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 23

Last time he asked, I just sat there & gave him a squinty-eyed stare for a few moments before he quietly went "oh, right." 2/3

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 24

He hasn't asked for an amen in class since.

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No harm in playing along even if you dont believe it you can at least sympathize and just hype the hell up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should've just said glory be to Satan the almighty, and ask him for an amen

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I would have, but Satan doesn't exist in my religion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sound like the kind of atheist people don't care for

7 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 8

Don't push your religion on me. That's all I ask for. I'm going to a non-religious school. On purpose.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

Professor Trying to push his religion on students is fucked bro. Go do that shit in church not non Christian college

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

I feel like I understand but I don’t.

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