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Mar 9, 2020 8:43 AM
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iamthugnasty
I live about an hour away from the closest major city (central U.S.) and we have the same thing going on. Tp and paper towels are sold out.
friggenjeebus
But, who dis tho?
PoorSucker
Who spread the rumors about toilet paper protects you from the Coronavirus.
DukeDarkwood
Mummies.
DoggiesAndHedgehoggies
Probably one of the best titles I’ve seen on this site In a long time
shigetsu
if people are so worried about not being able to clean there butts why arent they just getting Bidet's... i know they are strange in the US>
shigetsu
> but if your just worried about being able to clean your ass then get the thing that drastically reduces tp usage
dietluigi
This is Coles Law
Someshithead241
Literally just went shopping (Uk). Barren shelves for bread, flour, paracetamol, ibuprofen, soap, cleaning spray, toilet rolls, bleach, hand
Someshithead241
Sanitizers. And in my own work it's basically impossible to get any masks, which some people need to work.
josswhedon9000
Sister successfully purchased toilet paper through click n' collect. Was advised to hide it on the way out to avoid being mobbed.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Upvoting not for the Simpsons, but for the impressive editing.
bochikiniki
See you in hell, Corona boys
Mickeysofine
Sick boy?
RadicalLeftist
I happen to clean a building with hundreds of rolls and only one toilet that uses them. Im an oligarch now
ruferto
that's a reasonable response to a wrong number
SpasticOnionMan
theuberkevlar
lol hu dis tho?
BeardBass
I’m just impressed with time it’s took to put this together.
HeyElnath
Knowlinggirl
This is now happening in England. Shops have now implemented a limit on how many you can buy, because some dude brought £90 worth.
Tesseract09
I don't have a cost of living reference, but by exchanges rates that'd be about 20 packs of 24
JimmyJames989
I'm down to my last roll, not looking forward to visiting Coles tomorrow
DeathByUnicornsandCandycorn
You stay away from my toilet paper!
BeanMugged
?Waffle Stomp - do tha waffle stomp - waff-le - st-o-o-o-omp - dothewafflestomp?
TJSAN
You can still flush the turd
ImplodingPumpkin
He wants his buddies to stomp the left over back inside.
DadOfHades
I live in a small town about 50ks out of our nearest large town in NSW, full shelves here in there bare as lol
PunchInTheDicker
I noticed our servo had a stack of you have no luck
tornadosandwich
Amazon to the rescue
gabble13gjgj360
Save money use a rag
ClassyDestroyer
Should of started looking for a bag when the bullshit started
zsefvgb
1 min showers are cheaper
fijianladki68
Order online and click to collect. Got mine today??
Ketheres
Bidets are nice
Yellowagain
I got tissues at coles yesterday, they had plenty of them. So you can't find rolls you might be able to get them instead.
iknowitsnotbutter
sqqqq2
Flushing tissues is a good way to clog your sewer pipes.
neddyhill
Have been trying to buy some since Thursday to no avail. Officially ran out tonight. Will try again tomorrow I suppose. I'm just surprised ¹
neddyhill
Sydney Water hasn't made any announcements about people flushing all sorts of things they shouldn't. Kitchen towel, facial tissues etc. ²
Bowchickameowmeoww
Problems make money if you didn’t know
mobydickswhale
If you can’t find any at Coles try Bunnings or Officeworks . Cleaning isle, they have some of the large bulk stuff shopping centres use
Flyingnun
Try an IGA or a foodworks. Less people go there
mistersaIvage
Bought my emergency TP a month ago doubled up because it ain’t my first natural disaster
GadenKerensky
I'm Australian and I'm not even sure what his edited words are supposed to be.
CredibleInformant
Hey how are those bush fires doing? Havent heard much since the virus shit
Tesseract09
They were put out by the floods.
kittybingo
Really good, thanks for asking. They’re pretty much all out now. The recovery effort will be a long and hard road, however.
kittybingo
Also, the reason they’re mostly out now is cos the drought that wasn’t supposed to break for another 3 yrs broke & flooded everything.
CredibleInformant
One nightmare for another, I'm sure. Well im glad the fires are mostly out for now! Really showed the resilience of the australian people
CredibleInformant
And true colors of the government
ConsumerAffairs
drunkill
The panic is real:
Golgothanworm
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr06/11/10/original-19865-1394547752-3.jpg
MAGICxMURDERxBAG
and to think, people made fun of my comment when I noted how a woman bought 7 36pks of toilet paper at a Costco I went.....
Ree1981
"What a lovely day for a drive-by shooting"
Tesseract09
I choose to believe this was photoshopped
vpuppy
I live in NSW, some dude set up shop in Speers Point streets selling a 40pk for $50. It's so stupid.
vpuppy
It makes it so hard for people who can't go at anytime to the shops. And toilet paper is made in Australia.... Lol.
turdfuerguson
Can’t wait for that overcast to turn into rain and ruin it all
Tesseract09
How? It's plastic wrapped.
turdfuerguson
I had a bunch in my house get water dropped on em when my sinked leaked. That plastics wrap isn’t air tight
Blue4Five
Smart investors! They've cornered the market :-)
Escapist83
Sure, just like those Chic-fil-A sandwich guys. That turned out well.
krapmyself
Why is everyone buying tons of toilet paper? Did taco bell have a massive sale I wasn't aware of?
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Tesseract09
Australia produces most of its toilet paper, and the manufacturers are currently running 24/7. Please don't spread lies.
Evanrudeplz
People watching too many zombie movies.
KnuckleDeepInAKangaroo
Some worried about running out in quarantine. Some believe the story that all our TP comes from China. Some are re-selling it for profit.
skooterLaughin
Surely no-one actually believes bogroll comes from China?
Berethian
It does for other countries, mind you. Just not for us here in Aus.
FabulousBadass
Because noone has an extra month's supply in their homes and everyone wants to now for fear of quarantine.
ReadOnlyMemories
I dunno.. there's always at least a months supply in our home somewhere..
Talligan
Because they think coronavirus causes uncontrollable shitting (it does not)
ensensu
That's what the laxatives are for.
dizzydiver2853
No taco bell here in West Aust
Berethian
None in Australia anywhere. They closed them in the early 00s.
Fyreworx
they've started opening them again.
Berethian
Huh so they have. None in Sydney. And looks like they’re trying too hard still.
Fyreworx
for sure. gotta work that brand as hard as you can.
Whatsizname
IF ONLY!!
SailorPupitar
It ain't great, got a couple in Brisbane. bit of a try it once dealio
tangent
Because some shit "news" program warned that toilet paper could be hard to come by because of coronavirus and so people started to panic...
fitlex
And we wonder why idiots keep voting LNP despite it being against everyone's best interests
tangent
buy heaps of it which caused supermarkets to go low on stock which caused more people to panic buy because they didn't want to be caught...
tangent
out because of all the other people panic buying and it's all gone stupid. Great memes, though.
obviouslytom
Well they did win the franchise wars and are the premier restaurant to go to
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
But if that is the case, then there would be a run on seashells, not toilets paper. Or just lots of people cursing for demerit slips.
Ngugi
boomfelazi
Like Demolition Man? Where all restaurants are Taco Bell?
fafa4201
Ding ding ding
SharkPantsBabyShoes
This fucking gem is the only thing i upvoted. Didnt even upvote the post
Masier
CptRobotNinja
You stop that
jonspeltwithoutanh
If that was her "oh" noise I'd lose it lol
theradead
At work so I didn't turn on sound, but I feel like I can hear this perfectly. Saving for later listening.
MantisTobagganMD
Jimmy Carr would love her
IthinkthereforeIspeak
"YOU SOUND LIKE AN OVERWEIGHT WHALE WITH THROAT CANCER!"
chloramphenicolderivative
LOL! hu dis tho?
StenYngve
Bettina Runnerström, Swedish reality star
hipshopbutcanthap
Idc what you sound like if you are laughing that hard I will enjoy it.
MooseKnuckle007
This is what I come here for
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Magnum3point141592654
*onedumfuk
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
itsahorse
Someone built that in X-plane 11
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
Sweet bebbeh Jesus!
Wankathon
My ex laughed like that, suppose I should be grateful
MollyNapQueen
Well, that happened. LMAO
iamwang
Hilarious
Rwhejek
Lmaooo this is great. I've never seen this
Rihn
It's 4 posts before this one.
drGrafenberg
I’m strange, I love that laughter.
boomfelazi
It’s on the front page near the top
boomfelazi
Responded to the wrong person...this week is starting of well.
drGrafenberg
Happy Monday to you too!
boomfelazi
And to you as well my friend.
camobranson
I have found that everyone has a laugh they're fully aware of and unable to tame. When you get THAT out of them? They seem to appreciate1/
camobranson
It. Mine is this long wheeze followed by desperate gasping for air and then another wheeze. Get me with that and I'll love you. Have a 2/
camobranson
Friend who said we were friends only after I did a Chris Farley impression as Darth Vader while we played SW:BF2. Laughed like a hyena 3/
camobranson
For 30 minutes straight. Dude couldn't breathe and he said his face, neck, and gut hurt. I love making him laugh like that.
idunngoofd
Why dont u guys just start using bidets they're hella better
Dryheat
Where does one acquire a bidet? (Asking for a friend).
idunngoofd
Over here we have em in every hardware store. They take less than an hour to install and they're more efficient. You feel cleaner too
SirBillington
Amazon. The one I have is a luxe and it works great.
fitlex
Amazon's not really a thing in Australia now since we got our own local version with nothing on it and insane shipping from the others
Dryheat
Lol how did you know I was in Oz?
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
This nonsense with TP makes me genuinely ashamed to be australian. Bunch of moronic wankers...
OverBandit89
Agreed. Fucking idiots.
ReadOnlyMemories
England calling.. apparently there's no bogroll in Aldi here. I haven't been out though because the hecking car broke down..
Masterofliquids
Its everywhere. I'm in Ireland and it's the exact same here. It's better to be prepared for a quarantine than stuck at home with no bog roll
ReadOnlyMemories
I think the people panic buying are idiots and also selfish. Not leaving any for those who might actually ???? it.
Masterofliquids
If there is a mass quarantine situation they'll need it. At least this way they wont have to join the large queues of possibly infected
Masterofliquids
People in the shops. They'll be able to stay home and stay safe. You might want to consider getting a stockpile going yourself.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
In the meantime,they get exposed to panicky masses while starting their hoarder life.