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Sep 6, 2016 6:18 PM
themapster
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ticklekitty
Lost it at flower smelling champion
Friendlyneighborhooddemonhunter
PhiIIipJFry
Is the owlturd guy ok?
VentusUnversed
stanleyspadowskisfirehose
I was hoping there was actual advice in the one on how to make friends.
kozmo403
RepresentativeOfNorway
Life always finds a way
LeftBrainTrain
Officially FUCK making friends. I've been myself, been someone "cool," even been new places w/ a hobby & people are flakes. Probably just me
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
#1
SchrodingersDongers
BlackMark3tBaby
ThisBeatIsBonkers
I always upvote owlturd
kerms
Owlturd does way too many rehashes of the same "life sucks" comic.
Minorea
Owlturd, my knight with shitting armor <3
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Cynicism: A built in warning system
retrohellix
Penguinsruletheworld
Guys if you're gonna post this shit at least link his website. So he gets ad revenue.
Sipulikeitto
When Life comes at you, remember this! Float like a butterfly, run like a Bolt!
Knovas
IMostlyMakePuns
Funfact, the campus drawn in #4 (the penis game) is UMass Amherst
GringdahlSmash
My university!
IMostlyMakePuns
Same!
iaskedmygirlfriendforausernameandshesaidpoophead11
I got sad when I saw what happened to facts.
Ohanski
Can i just ride this to the FP?
AbsurdSteak
Take me with you!
Killeronice
Helloooo from the other siiiiiiiide~
AlkeneThiol
No.
AlkeneThiol
Ah shit 6 hours too late
ProneHub
Indeed.
JakeSnake197
*clears throat* ...PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dweadpiewitwobbits
OK you win take a penis:
WhySoSiri
*insert joke about clearing throat for penis*
Nicodemusthefirst
Don't you need some of these "!!!!!!!!"
Fluffybadger
Sung in the the theme of Jurassic Park.
Dartacus
WillSomeoneGiveMeAKnifePlease
@shenanigansen
shenanigansen
hello thank you for summoning me from the depths of hell
WillSomeoneGiveMeAKnifePlease
holy shit that actually worked
GuardsmanMiku
I made an edit of the first one for a sub-redit, see if anyone understands the reference:
robotbob123
I like you
rgzdev
Really? I have not seen it but smells like seinen from here.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
It's very very good. Some people find the MC annoying, but he gets a lot better over time..and come on if you died constantly I think 1/2
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
going insane would be pretty normal 2/2
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
(Long story short..out of 23 episodes there is ONE I didn't like)
GuardsmanMiku
It starts like that, but it only takes a couple of episodes to go downhill http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/121/039/62c.jpg
rgzdev
So, seinen alright.
ABillionDucks
...what's the anime in the middle box in the bottom right?
GuardsmanMiku
Grimgar of fantasy and ash
ABillionDucks
Thank you
lookitdemdownvotes
DrawJerz
Yasss
whyisthatsofunny
This is why I like paint. Now this is why I like you.
WhistlingButt
You cheeky bugger stole OP's cheek!
jimwormmaster
I think OP is cheeky enough for the both of them, eh?
ByronByroff
Yes. You get an upvote too.![]()
SomeTopShelfUsername
RohanIsARatBaby
I was about to do the same thing
TheFrypo
Everytime owlturd is posted, this is top comment.
O365
#1
AresGortex
Just putting this here 4 later
tentaclefriendly
This one is seriously me. Like, i made myself a joker costume just to go with the goddamned grin. I use the grin in traffic instead of rage.
Croaks
OwlTurd is legitimately one of the best and most consistent webcomics I've seen. He always makes good shit.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Now that's a shit-eating grin if I've ever seen one.
AlkeneThiol
HAPPY
TheOldGuy
Thank you <3
SomeTopShelfUsername
TheLordFarquad
Jphn33
TheDarkLordOfTrees
*COUGH* *HACK*
Snickaaman
Gdf4r
Grogisgood
robotbob123
Poshkip
WhenLifeHappens
Dargenium
RisingPhoenix92
The penis game comic is what made me figure out the artist went to UMass Amherst, the old chapel and Dubois are way too iconic
lovehertzzz
I was about to ask if that one was umass lol!
jmacmac
Hobart Lane representing! Circa 1992. Oy I'm old... Get off my lawn.
RisingPhoenix92
Back when you could actually party and steal the sign if you wanted.
aap71
did college even have email then?
jmacmac
Nope. No email. Just beer. Lots and lots of beer.
aap71
aaaah. state school, then!
Steichelab
We're playing "the penis game" at work ... we all are 25 or older ...
PMMeYourPancakes
See we in Britain/Scotland play it but shout Bogies instead!
DrawJerz
Growing older every second does not mean you cannot be immature every second.
AnnMosley
penis connects people!
balian
Had a guy I deployed with set a new bar for the game. He used the base loud speakers to set a new bar. It was 2 am, but it was still done.
aduntoridas
In college, unfortunately, some of my friends played the "Auschwitz" game, which is rather similar but with one important difference.
ruinedeye
...you're seeing who can kill the mos- .. Nevermind
amoeba15
What the heil? Why would Jew do that?
NebulaPotato
https://youtu.be/Ry5AS4X1Kiw
SpiritSauceArtwork
I m literally crying from laughter
KassAss
Came here looking for this. If not I was going to do so. Cheers Mr Sark fan!
SkylaKitty
Age does notnmatter with the Penis game. The penis age is for all ages.
caprica007
Ah, yes, the penis age.
AnythingMuchShorter
55,000,000 B.C. - Present
SkylaKitty
*game
Sugarcrotch
I think you had it right before
MithridateEupator
Not true. I got in quite a bit of trouble for playing the penis game with that underage girl.
actuallyacoolusername
soepie7
We did this at school, during lessons, with the word carrot.
DrawJerz
???????? so random
thegriffin88
That's boring. You took the risk out of it.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
That's weird. You're weird.
DrawJerz
Your weirder.you don't know how to have fun
thebluestthingsonearth
PENIS
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YouCheekyDickWaffle
P̨͊ͪ͂ͤ̇ͥͮ̏ͤ҉͏͕̟̼̪̳͓̝̻̖͉̙̥̩̰̱̦ͅͅE̸̐ͧͫ̅̈́҉͖͎̣̳̼̭̳̺͎̩͚̭̭͔̳̤͉͞Ņ͈͍̺̦̪̲͓͓͖̪͔͙͔̪̠̐̍̌̆̾͊ͫͦ̍͌͌̽̇͋ͨ͜͠I͊̐ͭ̐ͬ̐̐̈ͪ̈͑̂̾ͮ̌̍͏͈͍̠̙̝͍̫͜͡Ṡ̶̨̯̭̹͉̘̭͔̿ͩ͊̓
TheRealActualLucifer
NOT NOW ZALGO!!!! YOU'RE STILL IN TIME OUT!!!!!
Batmandeadparents
* YELL PENIS SLIGHTLY LOUDER*
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
iDidTheSex
*YELL PENIS EVEN LOUDER!!! *police sirens in the distance*
BigBlueMemeShack
PEEEEEEEEEEENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BillyIsBest
PPPPEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!