Shit cake post dump. Straight from Facebook. Fuck me.

Nov 15, 2020 12:05 AM

WhatTheDormouseSaid

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All of these fucking cakes: kill meeee

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Cakewrecks.com

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#3 the second thing is that a jello mold cake?

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That mermaid one needs some hoop earrings

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Stitch over here looking like Jabba The Hutt.

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How it started / How it's going

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Looks like the cakes I make my kids

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Spider man was good

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Yeah it's like modern animated Spiderman Vs 60s Spiderman.

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Agreed. That's just Spiderman looking worried. It's STILL Spiderman.

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many of these is people not having the right tip for their piping bag. others are crimes against nature that should never have happened

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Left: what Prue and Paul expected in the technical challenge. Right: what they got because they left out a few key details.

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I would absolutely pay for the Stitch and Elmo nightmares.

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If at first you fail, upload it to Imgur and give everyone a right, good old giggle. :)

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Oh god Darth Maul had let him self go

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This is why there's a whole school for just cake decorating lol

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Do they taste good? That's all that really matters to me.

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The ones that don't look like they should be saying "kiLL mE..." look like some kind of horrible blow-up doll.

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Bad Elsa=photorealistic Joan Rivers

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These all remind me of the botched Spain artwork restorations https://apple.news/A5O7bn2PaTYymqDZpreAhQg

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#15 is a mood.

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I feel like the Homer Simpson one was somehow still accurate.

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I kinda like the Darth Maul one......

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Same

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If Darth Maul listened to Linkin Park instead of Palpatine

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Looks like a kitty whose head is getting petted too hard.

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Trying not to laugh at something completely ridiculous at an inappropriate time for jokes

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IKR?!? (I KNOW, Right?!?) ? it’s actually kinda awesomely sweet.

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yea I like the snow white one

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Darth Chungus.

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It's a chubby lil man.

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It’s a lil chubby, man.

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#20 demonic Patrick.

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Reminds me of those creepy fucking Spongebob comics.

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You're right! In that case it was spot on!

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*fingers in ears* LALALALALAICAN'THEARYOUTHOSENEVEREXISTEDLALALALALA!

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that’s actually just a different version of Spider-Man, I think it’s the Japanese tv one

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Looks like wade is doing Halloween as spiderman

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Ah that too

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It was just box cake, but my cousin baked 3 circle cakes and asked me to just frost them and arrange them in a Mickey Mouse shape (1)

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but I found gel food coloring in her cabinets and decided to take it a little further. No experience, so I was pretty happy with it:

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/a/3FKAfvq

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Ok, but visual mess or not, a lot of these still look like a solid attempt. Most people couldn't even do that, I bet.

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That's right. Gotta start somewhere.

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Elsa was a great attempt.

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Are we going to talk about how #2 looks suspiciously like dildos?

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We are now.

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If not that... what did you think the joke actually was?

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The theme of this cake is "The Patriarchy"

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Just like the little mermaid vhs case cover.

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Work with what you know

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No need. That was the point of its inclusion.

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I am not disappointed

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It does say Fuck Me in the title

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Why not, I'm kind of turned on by this angle

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Suspiciously?

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That was the joke.

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Paige no!

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Well, Ariel is there. And technically this would not be her first dildo castle...

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I have that plastic case original VHS with the gold dick and the priest boner on the boat before they cut that out. Wtf right?

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None of those princesses are THAT brave

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Not even Merida?

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Princess Paige

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