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Aug 3, 2017 11:55 PM
IamHalfrican
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Sledgewolf1
That smells delicious
cryptzicle
You've got a little something on your face.
Kangawallafox
Don't choke
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
I sure hope this tastes better than it smells.
wrxagon
"I'm sorry girls, the dishes are dirty. I know there's two of you but you'll have to share the cup."
WitchyVixen
"Yes, I would like the cream pie"
Polaristars
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Wow, you weren't kidding, you really do scarf it down!
UrGourdNSavior
"Honey, you didn't tell me that your parents were going to be here"
Omelettedufromage83
"i'm going to stick my hotdog in this taco."
notme222
"I wasn't sure if I wanted to eat out, but that's a nice spread."
dabada
Can you pass me a napkin? I'm done.
MisterMeddler
"Yeah but nothing really beats my moms"
Gastroboi
Do we need this many spoons?
PhersiTaker
would have gone with "this tastes like ass"
EdgarAllenBro8675309
"We need to talk about your grades, son."
GlobalConstitution4all
I haven't had this in years.
HurtYou
Don't try to swallow too much at once.
GlobalConstitution4all
Pass the whipped cream
Votekick
You and I are in sync
usernamemustbeclever
Would you like more stuffing?
repurposedschleem
I don't care if you want it now, we're not starting until the whole family's here
xmaneds
"OHhhhh, i'm STUFFED!"
Eireman4Ever
"Well, I'm ready for seconds!"
Teksura
I was hoping to get a bigger piece.
Juleva
My ass is gonna regret this in the morning
turalyawn
Give the meat a good run before you stick it in
turalyawn
Rub
TheDogEnd
Oh, rub? *disappointedly takes the leash off the porkchop*
iamthisguy247
Don't talk with your mouth full.
SaucyDisses
Jesus Christ ...+1
MeanMisterClean
Oh gosh golly, someone referenced oral sex!
imRonBurgundy26
Then*
LeRyanator
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
"Did you get enough gravy?"
HeWhoLovesHyenas
Shmooferino
This gif tells me they got a bit too much.
HeWhoLovesHyenas
FriendlyGodlessHippie
"This is a good sign, there are a lot of actual Chinese people here."
entitledLlama
I dont get it??
minipancho94
typically if your eating at an ethnic restaurant, a good sign of quality/authenticity is whether the place is frequented by said ethnicity.
entitledLlama
Yes i know that part but what about in the bedroom??
srsfaceI8C
Fetish orgy for Chinese people.
entitledLlama
What?? Isnt that what white ppl do
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thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Not at all.
DahPrincess
They're responses to "things you could say at dinner and in the bedroom"
minipancho94
if you dont get it, just think, if you go to a mexican restaurant, lots of latino/latina customers shows authenticity/quality typically.
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AndroidPants
For the greater good of humanity, you might want to consider a vasectomy.
minipancho94
the entire joke? you were saying how the comments dont match the topic, when this one fit perfectly. do you still not see how?