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I mean damn look at that.
Dec 27, 2017 5:28 PM
MisterDeath
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I mean damn look at that.
itburnswhenupee
Where can I find a place that makes this steak and eggs?
rosequette
When you said "with a little food porn" I literally looked up words related to foods in the middle of the spooky story
DoctorDanielJackson
#1 isn't spooky. It's sad.
illTemperedMutatedSeaBass
I was going to upvote even before I saw the glorious food tax
NZSheeps
#4 That's scary. Do you know how much nannies cost?
judeclementine
gahhhhhh daaayuuummmmmm
NeneJPhilly
3 of these just made me unbearably sad.
MisterDeath
Loss tends to mess with the mind in many ways.
TheMedGeek
Scrolled down to see the food porn, now leaving comment. I’ll read the rest later.
FartPoweredPogoStick
MisterDeath
Ah hell yeah
teenageasshat
there's a good short film based on #2 it's on youtube and i think it's called "i hear it too" but i'm not 100% sure
WrongGif
If something took the time to comfort a baby then fuck all, let it do its thing man.
JustFunFacts
While "word porn" is just a catchy name, Narratophilia is the attraction to obscene words.
CairoLen
I like "morpheme addiction".
throwyourhandsintheair
Holy shit! You learn something new every fucking day.
Sholan
That steak is a tad overcooked
Sphentox
#3 my worst nightmare
Kayveman
Watch the episode of Doctor Who: Dark Water, then Death in Heaven (it's a two-parter) ... makes you rethink that
ouroborus777
Being cremated is the same but you also feel like you're on fire.
stolenkiss37
My husband is snoring next to me and I know I will cry in my sleep and he won’t know why.
rza33boo
Scottish breakfast? Looks yummy.
DaveBennett1992
More!
youresorttorepostingcomments
I went to front page and saw this original post, my reflection told me it was just another repost
MisterDeath
Well naturally, I didn’t type these up.
youresorttorepostingcomments
I never said you did, did I?
Xeroxblaze
Zoemeowe
Sometimes living alone isn't a very nice thing. For example after reading those...
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Yeah fine. Never check imgur at 1am, before going to bed,...
pyr666
for all the doppelgangers, stop and consider which one being real makes it worse.
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
I got more shivers from the steak and eggs than I did from the spooky quotes. DAMN. +1
MisterDeath
Right!?
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
What is that and where can I get it?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Need to slap some bacon or sausage in there.
MisterDeath
Like thick ass pork belly, not just the skimpy bacon from the local market.
czarleviathan
If you enjoy these, OP, go check out r/twosentencehorror. There’s some hidden gems there.
MisterDeath
Yes! Thank you!
Linson
Come on man, you know we all lazy here. Give us some sauce!
czarleviathan
Haha that IS the sauce.
Barimax
Such a good sub
LoftheDesert
"my cat would whine loudly every night. It wasn't until she died that I realized why. As I laid in bed, none fingers stroked my hair..." (1/
LoftheDesert
Whispering 'good kitty, gooooood kitty'"
TheGreatMcGnome
Somone does something normal, but oh no, they have been dead for years???
theyar
#4 happened to me, on a video monitor no less. Turns out it was suddenly, briefly, picking up a baby room monitor the next street over.
thesameoldfears
How did you figure this out? I think I would have been too busy selling my house to figure out a rational explanation
theyar
Well I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation, and started asking around, and figured out there were only a couple houses nearby 1/?
theyar
with a baby the same age, and one was a FoaF, and we met them and they said they had the same brand monitor. But yeah, when it happened, 2/?
theyar
I freaked and yelled. I literally woke up to see someone not my wife reaching into the crib. Insane panic. But as soon as I sat up, it 3/4
theyar
connected back to my son. My wife thought I was dreaming but I knew I wasn't. 4/4
DeplorableOracle
#2 they're lesbians, not ghosts.
SQUIRRLYJOE
Lesbian ghosts
apple8
Also explains why they are in the closet.
HeWhoLies
#4 he forgot his mother had spent the night
madethistocommenttomakesure
thanks...phew
Spiderbubble
#5 he had two daughters.
Iruh
#5 "shut up you little shit, you're dead."
keeshi
we have a winner!
madethistocommenttomakesure
haha